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Name and role of person completing this form:
Officer John A. Smith
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Date: May 30, ----
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Incident
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Date and time of incident: May 29, ---- 21:15
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Name/s of person/s involved in the incident and their associations:
Whistleblower: Jane Dockand, neighbor Victim: Marigold Arthur (you know you're supposed to call them the Reporter and Reportee, right Jas?)-P.S.
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Description of incident:
At 9:00PM dispatch received a call from Jane Dockand, reporting sounds of domestic abuse coming from the house next door.
Upon the arrival of Officers Smith and Baker, Whistleblower gleefully informed the officers that she had heard loud shouting and crashes coming from the house next door. Officers questioned Whistleblower carefully before proceeding as this is the fourth such report she has called in on the Arthurs.
(Eesh, yeah, wasn't the last one a complaint that they left their garbage cans next to the street the whole day after garbage pickup? They weren't even home!)-P.S.
After questioning Whistleblower, Officers Smith and Baker moved to the house next door and identified the victim as Marigold Arthur and her family. Her husband was not home. When questioned, Victim asked if it would be possible to borrow the police facial recognition software so she could locate and mur-chastise a boy who had tried to drug and rape her daughter. When questioned further, Victim explained that her daughter had just returned home after graduating college and told Victim about the boy who tried to drug her at a party. Measures have been taken to ensure due process if the boy is caught.
Victim called all family members in the household for the officers when told of Whistleblower's report. All members were present and accounted for, no sign of abuse. Mr. Arthur is well known to be out of the house at present. When asked to explain the crash, Victim asked one of her four children to bring a broken chair into the living room. Officers identified it as one that was seen in the living room on previous incidents.
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Witnesses (include contact details):
No additional witnesses
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Reporting of the incident to association
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Incident Reported to: | Date:
Only us (thank goodness, amiright?)-P.S. | May 30, ----
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How (this form, in person, email, phone):
This form
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Follow Up Action _________________________________________
Description of actions to be taken:
-Place officers to watch the Arthur house, just in case
-Send tip on sexual offender to appropriate local police department
-Check last known location of Mr. Arthur as a precaution (aw, come on, you know as well as I do that Dockand has it out for the Arthurs, she's just looking for any excuse to report them. She even described the trashcan incident as "littering our beautiful city roads")-P.S.
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(it's starting to get annoying to write incident reports for these ridiculous reports, right? every time that woman finds some tiny nuance to possibly twist into an infraction, she calls up and reports it. Still, I thought I remembered Marigold Arthur to be a little more level headed than that. It's not like her to break a chair if the girl managed to get away from the creep.)-P.S.
*transcriber's note: police forms are HARD!!! How am I supposed to remake all those stupid boxes, anyway?!?!?!?! Also, since this is copied from the copy of the form that was returned to the officer for their personal records after review, anything written (in parentheses like this) with -P.S. after it was a handwritten note scribbled in after the report was printed. I tried to stick them in approximately the right place.