Kakashi : if Naruto and sasuke is drowning, who would you save first?
Akito: my time and effort.
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Iruka: There's 6 kids but there's only three chairs, what would you do?
Naruto & Sakura : get three more chairs for them to seat!
Sasuke : every body stands up.
Kakashi : only the behaved ones gets to seat.
Akito : .... Three kids sit on the chair while the other three sits on the floor.
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Iruka: alright Naruto, you got 10 apples, I took away 4.How many apples do you have left?
Naruto : 4
Iruka : YOU HAVE 10 APPLES NARUTO! I TAKE AWAY 4 APPLES FROM YOU. HOW MANY APPLES DO YOU HAVE LEFT?!
Naruto : I *hic* don't know * choked on sobs *
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*Naruto, sasuke and Sakura sitting on a bench*
Akito passing by : why do you guys look so uncomfortable?
Naruto : sit down so we can tell you.
Akito : * sits down *
Sasuke : this bench is freshly painted. The dobe tricked me too.
Akito : ..... I swear I'll take away those ramen from you starting tomorrow, Naruto.
Naruto : Wha-
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killer: do you have any last words?
Akito: from our short time together , do you think I'm unlovable? be honest.
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Hit or miss-
Sasuke : depression is a bitch, huh?
Akito : you got anxiety I bet it never leaves ya-
Kakashi : what is wrong with you kids...?
Ibiki : everything
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Naruto : giving up is not in my dictionary
Sasuke : I'll buy you a new dictionary
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Naruto : why are people so obsessed with top and bottom? Honestly, I would be happy just to have Bunkbed.
Kakashi : ... I'm going to tell him.
Akito : Don't ruin his innocence. If you tell him I swear you'll never get to see your book ever again. If that doesn't stop you then I'm telling the lord third.
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Akito : why did the chicken cross the road?
Ibiki : *sigh* why?
Akito : To get to the idiot's house.
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Akito: knock knock
Ibiki : who's there?
Akito : the chicken.
Ibiki : ..... I won't punish you on one condition
Akito: what?
Ibiki : do that to everybody you know.
Akito : sure
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Naruto : we have a problem
Sasuke : what did you do
Naruto : wha-
Akito : Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to it yet.
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Kakashi : Fuck you
Akito : Fuck me yourself you coward
Kakashi : .....
Akito : ..... let's forget what I said just now
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Ibiki : how was school today?
Akito : it's still there