Akito : what kind of tea that's sometimes hard to swallow?
Them: what?
Akito: reali-tea (reality)
Kakashi :that's some deep shit you got there but true.
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Kakashi : Alright, today we're going to-
Akito :*yawns*
Kakashi : what? are you tired of my lessons? good, me too.
* proceed to sleep on the branch of the tree*
Akito: fuck yea
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Naruto : everything that came out of your mouth is stupid
Sasuke : Naruto
Naruto : I hope you step on a lego
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Akito : you smell like marijuana
Enemy : whoever smelt it, dealt it
Akito :.... whoever said that rhyme did the crime.
Enemy : ayyye *finger guns*
Akito : ayyye *swag faces*
* become friends*
Ibiki :.... tf
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Kakashi : Describe your friends
Akito: they're all pain in the ass, a headache, troublemakers, stupid little shits and annoying little kids but they're my pain in the ass so if y'all Fuck them up, I'll Fuck you up later.
Kakashi :.... are you sure you're not the mom of the group?
Akito: are you sure you're not the fun uncle in the group?
Kakashi :...
Akito : well that's your answer now shut up.
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Ibiki : you had 5 cups of coffee, you don't need more.
Akito: coffee cures depression
Ibiki : it doesn't work that way
Akito: more espresso less depresso
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*Team 7 does anything*
Akito: I don't need friends, they disappoint me
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Akito : This knife you see is coated in poison ...
Akito: *licks the knife*
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Akito: excuse me, I lost my teammates, can I make an announcement
The staff: sure
Akito: goodbye you little shits
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Naruto: what goes up and never go down?
Akito: the amount of stress that you guys give me in every situation.
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Sakura: words that ends with 'ie' is cute. Like cutie,cookie, sweetie...
Sasuke: die.
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Kakashi: Alright, hear me you little shits- no, not you Akito, you're an absolute angel.I'm glad to have you here.
Naruto: Kakashi-sensei, he interrogated and tortured many people in T&I.
Kakashi: details,details
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Ibiki: let me see what you have Akito
Akito: a knife
Ibiki: NO-
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A/N: Hello guys, I have two things to say. One, I'm wondering if y'all want a timeskip to the graduation and straight to the team or having a slow paced story like tell how he discovers his chakra and make some friends through the academy. If y'all want a timeskip, I can give a summary of it before we proceed.
Second, I might not update frequently because school is starting in a week and my piles of homework that I haven't touched since April is still.... you know, I'm procrastinating like I always do and I have no idea how to do shit. I'll try to do the drafts and update when I can. :)
That's all. Thank you for 13.32k viewers and 37 collections. Have a nice day!