the chapter title says it all :)
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Akito: alright, what do you want for dinner? cocaine,marijuana or shit?
Ibiki: what- never mind, I'll take cocaine.
Akito: alright. *hands on rice curry*
Ibiki: ..... thanks i guess.
cocaine- rice curry
marijuana- fried rice
shit- porridge
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Iruka: If you have 10 apples and you give 5 apples to a friend, what do you have ow
Akito: A friend...
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Inoichi: you can't sleep your problems away
Akito: watch me
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Naruto: * screams*
Sasuke: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Akito: we should do something
Kakashi: ... nah, I wanna see who wins.