"Wait a minute…. Do you want this thing?" I asked, and threw my chopped appendage towards the titan. "I assure you, I am not tasty. My body is filled with one hundred percent fat and two hundred percent taco bells. And that thing can be awfully spicy sometimes."
Within a few seconds, that slime munched the entire thing inside of its body. Cracking sounds echoed from its jaw as it devoured my hand. As soon as it finished its meal, the slime glared into my eyes.
"Tasty…. More…. I eat more!" the giant growled at me, and trundled in my direction.
But before it could even touch the two siblings or me, I raised my hand and tried to compromise. "Look, pal. I know what you need, but you better run away after I give you this…. Or do you prefer to eat my leg instead?"
"Food...is food!" the monster grunted at me, and stood at my fore.
That fiend didn't move a muscle and continued leering at my figure. It was as if it had heard and understood what I said earlier. And I almost treated this fiend as if it was a loyal dog.
"Food….give…."
The monster's dedication rose over the roof and maintained that nasty behaviour. I had no other choice but to comply with this zombie's demands and prepare my limb. Although I didn't want it to happen since I could finally feel pain, there was nothing left for me to do but to offer myself.
"Suit yourself…. I wouldn't eat myself either."
Beside me was a pointed stone carved by the monster when it appeared earlier. My eyes stared at that sharpened rock for a few seconds and eventually glanced at my shaking thigh.
I lost an arm just a while ago thanks to this titan. And now I would lose my left leg and chop it off with this boulder I found.
The future looked grim ahead of me. I didn't know what crazy adventurers I did from my past life. But, boy, I had to experience this kind of punishment. I might have been a drug lord or something, which was the reason the world hated me.
After a big gulp, I mentally prepared myself and did the punisher's move. My head gazed in a different direction as I slammed my lower limb at the pointed stone. That thigh tumbled on the ground, leaving me in a vulnerable state.
Those two siblings rushed towards me as I groaned in pain. But before they could reach my fore, I raised my hand and stopped them from helping me. I didn't need any help besides keeping them at a safer distance, since those two could die easily. My body was tough as nails and could withstand any forceful trauma.
Well, that didn't happen after doing something stupid.
"FUCK! MY FUCKING LEG! IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD!" I yelled, and eventually fell to the ground.
But the titan paid me no mind and gingerly went on its merry way towards my limb. After a few moments, the giant snatched it away and threw it inside its mouth as if it was some beef jerky fresh from the freaking oven. Well, I couldn't care less since I had an uncommon situation. And that occurrence was out of my control.
Within a minute, my limb regrew itself to its original state. The excruciating pain also subsided, which gave me the will to live for my second life. Those sixty seconds of my life felt like the worst experience of my youthful memories, right next to the part of my grandmother wearing a virgin killer sweater.
I rose from the ground and glared at my front. But the battle and my screech must have lured some zombified insects, which were heading our way. And upon squinting my eyes, there were roughly eleven of them swarming in our area. It would take them around a few minutes before they arrived at our place.
And before the bugs could, we had to do something about it.
"Guys, we have a bit of a situation here," I notified my troops, and directed the two siblings to take cover on my back.
Those two hid behind me with my arms stretched wide, hoping that the insects wouldn't get them. But I doubted that wish would come true, considering the brains of these zombified bastards.
"We better get out of here," I suggested, and tried looking around for any vehicle we could use.
Unfortunately, all those automobiles got brutally crushed against each other, which rendered them unavailable. Even the bikes that some folks used became distorted, together with some motorcycles on separated lanes.
And I doubted that the three of us wouldn't survive that horde even if we ran as fast as our little legs could.
"I would guess that none of you brought any insecticides for this battle?" I asked.
The two siblings shook their heads upon answering my question. Well, after seeing their expressions, I deduced that there was one way to finish this battle.
"Run…. Run to the sides and hope they won't get you. You could go inside the building and wait for me to end this battle," I said to the two siblings without looking at their figures.
Asami wanted to retort, but she knew that was the only way we could all survive. She had witnessed my powers firsthand and learned about my immortality. That girl and her brother were still mortal, even after getting a taste of my zombie bite. And since we're in a pinch right now, I could only toss my body in front and hope for the best.
"Well, at least there are no special infected, regular zombies, or the steroid ones," I murmured, while cracking my bones…. But it ended up falling apart. "Fuck…. That stung too."
But as soon as I walked ahead against the army of zombified insects, the perverted slime slowly went ahead of me. Those tentacles that appeared earlier continuously expanded, which also moved by themselves. It was as if it had a mind of its own, like Doctor Otto Octavius or some hentai shenanigans.
(Author's note: Doctor Otto Octavius is a popular villain of Spider-Man. And the Yandere girl, which is a perverted slime, is like Venom, another character from Marvel.)
"Thank you, little one…. I will fight for you," the beast whispered, and launched its tentacles towards the insects.
The beast formed its arms like a squid and aimed them directly at the swarm. With a blaring grunt, the fiend beside me discharged its attack with immense speed and precision.
Those feral bugs that wanted to eat us fell like flies when those obsidian tentacles pierced their bodies. The stretching, sharpened arms even expanded into dozens of branches, which eventually killed the zombified insects. The scene happened so fast, which made me blink a few million times. Even though my body didn't require me to blink, I closed my eyes and reimagine the situation. It was as if my eyes caught a thief and snatched a valuable thing from someone.
I couldn't close my mouth after watching the entire scene in front of me. That wild appearance coming from my best friend annihilated those bugs as if they were small fries inside a game. Those bugs made our lives more difficult earlier. But with the help of this slime friend, we defeated the swarm once and for all.
"Pests…. They cannot take you away from me. You is food. And I like food. You gave me meat. I return favor to you," the beast claimed, while staring directly into my eyes. "Me good. You food, me good."
"Yeah….I can see that," I replied.
Despite the monster's incoherent choice of words, I still understood what the beast wanted to tell. It only meant one thing, and I became its walking fridge. It even made my entire cell jiggle while hearing those words. I could even hear the musical instruments playing the Marvel Theme song for an epic fight scene.
But this fiend saved our lives, effort, and our time. I couldn't believe it at first, but this fiend paved our road and became our friend. And that part gave me an idea. Since we're heading off to an adventurer, we needed some more firepower in our arsenal.
"Hey, big guy! Do you have any place to go? You could join our X-Men team of weirdos if you want to? Or you could just wreak havoc in this place as we pray you won't eat other people or us," I confessed, and gazed at the monster.
"You food…. Me follow you where you go…. I want food. Humans not tasty. They don't have taste. Me like eating bugs more than humans," the monster interposed, and returned to its original state….
But that state was beyond my expectations. After consuming my limbs twice, this beast had morphed into something else…. It was something that changed the train of thoughts inside our brains.
"You're a girl?" Asami shrieked with widened eyes.