"You're a girl?" Asami shrieked with widened eyes. "A zombie girl, thinking just like me!"
Since there were two boys in our team, Asami wanted someone she could relate to. And what better way than this thought could come alive? It was having another opposite gender in our team. This perverted slime turned into a zombie girl with a perfect shape of a human body. The clothes seemed identical to the stereotypical young lady with a body like an hourglass.
The zombified, slim girl took the form of a college student who was way younger than our age. Why did I know that? Well, this girl looked like my classmate who was hitting me before my girlfriend whacked her on the face. She was also a hot chick, which was the apple of everyone's eye.
"Are you really a university student?" I asked, with my eyes wide open. "That's impossible! H-How could this be? And you're…. cute... I mean, I have a girlfriend. But damn, you're so adorable."
I couldn't control myself and said what ran inside my mind. Instead of acting flustered, the slime girl shook her head. There must be some explanations for her transformation. Since this girl didn't act like my classmate would have portrayed, something bugged my mind.
"I only took this form since it was the only one available inside the school. Her memory latched onto mine, which had given me the knowledge to talk to you. But since I lack the energy to sustain myself, I retained my organic figure. I couldn't turn into this form…. not until now," the slime girl narrated, as she pointed her fingers at me. "You, delicious zombie…. You are my food. And I will eat you."
"Woah, Woah, Woah there, hotshot. We're something, and it's my permission! We are living in a democratic country that values freedom and human lives. I am also a human being who lost someone close to me like five minutes ago. I have a dream that one day I will have the most pleasurable night of my life with my girlfriend!"
That speech I declared made little sense, since it belonged to me. But one thing's for sure. I would never do such a thing again and cut off my arm. If I was a masochist, I would have already done that. But I was more on the sadist part and enjoyed tying up someone while thrusting….. Anyone would know what I meant.
"But I only request to eat your limb," the girl insisted, while raising her blouse or the uniform. "I will protect you and give you this body. You can eat my body, but I suggest I would do the lead. I have the girl's memories. So I could recreate the things she did for you. From the girl's perspective, you and the girl shared some intimate relation-."
"Shut up and take my money. HAHA! I heard nothing. DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?" I interposed, and didn't let the slime girl finish her sentence. "AND WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT TAKING THE LEAD?! WHAT ARE WE DOING? WHAT KIND OF ATTACK ARE WE PLANNING?!"
My brain knew too well that this perverted slime wanted my "seeds." But I would try my best to preserve them for my girlfriend. However, a grim path greeted me ahead. There was around ten percent that this perverted girl would take my virginity away.
'Maybe a threeso…. iie, iie, iie, iie. That is too terrible. Man, what the hell did I sign myself up to?' I thought, while carrying one hundred kilograms of regret at my back.
(Author's Note: iie means "no" in Japanese. Don't worry. I will use other languages that would sound funny too XDD)
After saying those words, I went to the two siblings and whispered in their ears. "If by chance you're still alive even after all of this, promise me you'd forget everything this slime girl said, okay?"
Asami and Touma nodded their heads and reacted to my words. "We weren't even listening in the first place…. But I'm slightly interested in the topic, Kawai."
"Hush now, my child. You don't need to hear anything from this girl. Everything she says is a lie.," I answered, and reverted my focus to the perverted slime girl. "Where were we? Oh, I remember."
"I have two questions for you, perverted bitch. First one, are you willing to protect us from the hordes once we face one?" I asked the slime girl.
The perverted zombie nodded her head as her reply. I took that as a yes and continued my series of questions.
"Number two, what do you mean by giving your body to me? Number three, where did your energy come from? I mean, you're really aggressive earlier... And now you're like Santa Claus in the middle of Summer. And lastly, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?"
"Kawai, you only said two…." Asami murmured.
"THAT'S NOT THE POINT!" I yelled, and flailed my hands. "This zombie claimed an already dead body like a fucking demon possessing someone! How is that possible! It just means that there's something missing! It's like a puzzle piece, but it's fabricated! FAKE!"
The slime girl introduced herself and told us everything she knew. "I was just a goo that came from the laboratory. This girl knew the place, and I remembered the setting. People wearing white lab gowns created me inside, with the help of a few other people wearing the same clothing. From what I remembered, those people wanted me to do something…. But now they want to end my life after creating me….."
"I don't remember everything when those people created me. All I know is that I needed food, and I still need it right now. But when I tried eating the corpses of humans, I puked them from my slimy body. I could gobble my own kind, but that isn't enough. However, when I fought you, dopamine entered my body. It's the only reason I'm desperate to taste you, Kawai," the girl continued. "And my name is…..My name is…...you could give me a name if you want. I forgot the name of this girl I possessed."
"I don't know, Oshiri? Anything. I don't care. Anyway, so you're saying that those people... scientists created you. And now you're going to follow me for the rest of your life?" I asked, while scratching my necrotic head.
Oshiri, which was the name I gave her, nodded her head and replied, "Yes. Do I need to do something besides living? I need to eat to live in this body…. My slimy form can't sustain the energy I need, thanks to the virus….. But if I'm using this humanoid form, I could maintain my sanity and communicate like you."
'So this girl, who I named "butt", is like part Hulk and Jimmy Neutron when she's back to normal? Asami is a girl who doesn't know any pop culture references. And I am an idiot.'
(Author's Note: Oshiri literally means "Butt" in Japanese. Don't even ask why I used that for the yandere's name.)
"We make a perfect team. Look, just promise to avoid eating any humans at all costs. You can eat as many zombies as you can. And if we asked you to help, and we survived, I would let you eat me... And we could have sex…. I mean, no. I have a girlfriend…. Yes, unfortunately, and fortunately, yes."
"KAWAI!" Asami shouted. "Not in front of Touma….."
"I don't care, okay?" I replied, and went back to the topic. "If you're okay with those terms, I don't mind having another pair of arms to help us. It really hurts to cut my arm or my thigh, but we need something…. someone like you. Let's call it quits and see where it goes."
"I have no idea what you've just said, but okay. I won't eat any humans, except for your juicy meat. And I will protect you at whatever cost. As long as you give me food or your body, I am fine with that."
I never knew that this zombie, created from the laboratory, learned philosophy. This perverted slime wanted freedom after living in this world for a few minutes. And it surprised me that this zombie absorbed the knowledge from the previous owner of this girl. And she was also my classmate. Well, Ex-classmate
Since Oshiri came from a bottle, she shouldn't have any knowledge about this world. Come on! It took us years to study and mature. But this slime just needed a few hours to learn such priceless lessons. But the girl Oshiri dominated was already dead. I didn't know if Oshiri killed her or not, but I would leave that to my imagination.
It just meant that I was talking to a corpse with a different character inside of her.
And the people who created this perverted slime girl were the renowned scientists taking part in a grand experiment. That event took the stage in every nation, which became a global phenomenon. But that turned out grim and made a zombie apocalypse.
After we had agreed, our team resumed to our destination. It was our priority since we already knew the location of my girlfriend. Asami and Touma only wanted to go to a shelter where they could live for the rest of their lives.
However, before we could do that, my hand caught something inside my pocket. I reached out for that item and took it from my patch. My eyes widened when a black container greeted my orbs. It was the one that Kane entrusted me to give to his daughter, Emiko.
"Where are we going, Kawai? To Metro Suka Hospital?" Asami asked, as she pointed her finger the other way. "We need to decide now, since the moon is starting to appear."
I heaved out a sigh and knew that I would regret this decision soon. But I didn't dare let an old man die in vain as I headed over to the opposite road.
"To Ponko Fire Station and deliver this case to Emiko."