The beginning may seem a little confusing, but soon everything will be explained. In the next chapter her story will be explained.
You're a bit suspicious, reader... would you by any chance have candy in your pockets? Huh? Why are you sweating so much and looking away? This is suspicious....
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((Cheshire POV))
''Holy Divine beans, why my job has to be so tedious Nyoho...'' I said lazily as I stretched out in midair.
Why did I take this damn job in the first place? Ugh....if it weren't for that damn hatter's insistence, I'd be free to do whatever I want! But...the sweets he offered me were so amazing, I didn't even think twice and ended up accepting his proposal, thinking it would be something fun....
In frustration, I flew out of my castle, circling rapidly around it, thinking maybe this could be fun, ''This is not fun....I want to do fun things as I used to do Nyobobobo....'' I said whimpering while rotating in the air in a fetal position.
*Puff*
''Nyosho? What is it, blue-eyed dragon?''
A little white dragon with blue eyes appeared beside me suddenly in a small burst of smoke, like a magic trick. Then he looked at me anxiously and said hastily:
''Miss Cheshire! Miss Cheshire! The Rabbit came to visit you!''
Now that I look at the cute little blue-eyed dragon, it was a really good idea that I created my little world inspired by the Toon World theme from Yu-Gi-Oh.
Anyway, it's been a while since I've had a visit, especially from the Rabbit addicted to coffee, sugar and work, I think it'll be good to talk to an acquaintance, even if our relationship is quite neutral.
''I see, just tell the maids to bring plenty of coffee and sugar-!'' Before I finished speaking, I realized the opportunity had opened up in front of me, and I wasn't going to let it go. With a mischievous glint in my eyes and with a big smile from ear to ear, I changed my orders, ''No...not sugar...bring salt.....lots of salt, Nyohehehe...''
---(Change of scene)--
''So what brings you here, bunny? You came to play Nyoya?'' I asked the Rabbit that was sitting in front of me. We were seated face to face at a small two-seater table located in the middle of a forest in my world. The table was full of sweets, coffee...and salt that the head maid, Dark Magician Girl brought.
Actually, only he's sitting, I don't need a chair as I can float.
''You know I only care about work, unlike your lazy ass! Humph!'' Says the Rabbit. Seriously, tsundere as usual.
He may be named Rabbit, but it's more of a title, like my Cheshire Cat name, it is also a title. The Rabbit is a thin man, with very white skin, long hair, also white, and ruby red eyes. He wears a weird and colorful suit, kind of messy and baggy, under his eyes, the dark circles are very visible, showing signs of a workaholic, and of course he has rabbit ears.
He's always complaining about me as we have completely opposite personalities, but it's clear that he does this out of concern, he has a good heart....and that's why he's a good target for pranks.
''Nyoshoshosho....so you came here for work?'' I asked curiously, grinning a little. Now what kind of job would he have to come here Nyokakaka, I hope it's something interesting....oops, silly me! Curiosity killed the cat, I should be more careful.....said no one ever!
''Exactly, I came here to work, more specifically, to deliver a message to you.''
The Rabbit says, but he's more focused on stirring the coffee in front of him with a spoon, and when he's finished speaking, he pours out pretty much all the white powdered contents that were in the container next to him. Luckily, since he's been ignoring me, he didn't notice my big smile directed at him.
This will be good! Look how he stirs and mixes the coffee with such enthusiasm! Ahh.... can't wait to see your reaction, after all, one of the things he hates the most is salt! Nothing like a little prank after years of boredom Nyototototo!
''A message hm....and what could be I wonder~?''
''Vacation.'' Says the rabbit, disgusted by the word.
*Crack*
A word. Just one word made me lock in disbelief. So much so that I even dropped my cup of hot chocolate in confusion...and believe me when I say, I would never let chocolate fall from my hands. My round yellow eyes bulged and my voice caught in my throat.
*BANG*
Still in disbelief, I recovered from my stupor and knocked the table eagerly,''Va...va...va...vacation you say Nyo?!''
''Tch... do I need to repeat myself? Yes, damn vacation. As of today, you are on vacation until the second order. Why the hell vacations exist....'' The rabbit says with disgust as he whispers the last part.
I wanted to ask why...but honestly, I don't care! If the boss gave me a vacation, then this is it!
''That i-is all Nya?'' I said trying to remain calm, trying to control the smile that wanted to grow on my face.
''Yes, that's all, after drinking this coffee, I'm leaving.''
''I see! If that's all, then see you later! I must prepare for my vacation Nyoshishishishishi!'' And with a puff, I disappeared from the rabbit's sight.
((Third POV))
''Frankly, so excited because of vacation....if only she worked seriously....at least the coffee here is one of the best....''
The rabbit, wasting no time, took a big gulp of his coffee. But the moment the liquid touched his tongue, her eyes bulged in terror.
''PFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT!!!''
Spitting the liquid into his mouth like a spray of water, he quickly grabbed a napkin from the table and hurriedly wiped his tongue, but he should have known, Cheshire never...never does a simple prank.
''Blerh!.... Whasht tshe fusck!''
Yes! The napkin was completely rubbed in salt!
He wiped his tongue on his own handkerchief that was in his pocket, and angrily he tried to get up, but….
''She...put glue on the damn chair?!'' Yes! She put glue on the chair, and now he has his ass stuck in the chair.
The Rabbit, angrier still, and afraid of being late for work, pushed the chair that was glued to his ass with his hands, and he did it! But not without the cost of his pants, which has a big tear in the back of his pants now.
''Huff, Cheshire, wait till I get my hands on you-!''
*Splat*
''...'' Ehem*, Yes! She tied his feet with a rope when he wasn't looking, making him trip and fall face first into a cake that was on the table and that 'coincidentally' had a red X in the middle made with strawberry cream. How did she do it? A magician never reveals his trick!
The Rabbit held the edge of the table with his hands and rose slowly, his face full of cream. His body was shaking and his face, formerly white, was now red smoldering with anger, and along with the cream smeared across his face, his face looked like a strawberry pie now.
With the rage reaching its peak, he lifted his face and yelled at the top of its lungs:
''I WILL BE LATE BECAUSE OF YOU, YOU FUCKING CAT! WHEN I GET YOU, I WILL-'' Before he finished screaming, he felt something pulling on the rope that was tied at his feet tightly.
''WHAT IS IT NOW?!''
He quickly looked down at the rope that held his two feet, he noticed something he hadn't noticed, the rope, it wasn't a simple rope holding his foot. The rope was tying his foot, but the rope still had an extension, and looking back and following the length of the rope with his eyes, he saw what else was caught in the ropes, and then he paled.
At the other end of the rope, there is a strange purple bull, with the rope tied to its torso, and on the bull's side, patting its back.... is Cheshire, with a cowboy hat and a giant crooked smile, looking at him.
'' Che-Cheshire.....didn't you say you were going to get ready for your vacation? S-So....why... are you there beside that bu-bull?'' Said the Rabbit while shivering and sweating a lot.
''Tsk tsk tsk little bunny, did you really believed that? In all the years we've known each other, have you never learned anything Nya?''
Yes, he learned. Not only him, but everyone else has learned. There were even certain warnings that a certain woman in blue named Absolem likes to say from time to time, which is: 'Never trust the one who hides, never believe in purple, for its nature is chaos itself.'
Of course, everyone knew she was referring to Cheshire. But he was too preoccupied with getting back to work to remember these things...unfortunately, it's too late now.
''Che-Cheshire....let's...let's talk....all right?'' The Rabbit used his last resort, puppy eyes. But that only made Cheshire's smile wider.
''You know, you have a nice ass! Nyashishishishi!''
*Slap*
*MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH!!!!!*
The bull ran away because of Cheshire's slap on his ass, the rabbit stared dead-eyed at the rope that was quickly being pulled by the bull's furious run. Before being pulled by the bull, he just sighed defeat.
''Oh fuck....I will be very late...'' The Rabbit was pulled down hard and began to be dragged by the bull.
Cheshire couldn't help but laugh heartily at the sight of the bunny with its butt hanging out being pulled by its feet by a bull as it screamed 'Gyaaaaaaa!'. It had been a long time since she had played a prank. Many might say it's an exaggerated or dangerous prank, but she doesn't really care, that's her style.
''Now, time to get ready for my vacation! BANZAI!!'' She says as she raises her hands to the sky with a happy smile on her face. Several colorful explosions erupted behind her as her little friends she created to live in her world tossed roses, chocolates and other sweets upward with joy.