"So….." Yun Xie looked out at the "forest". "Looks pretty fun.... Nan Huai Ren, wanna try?"
"Revered Senior….." Nan Huai Ren gulped a little. He took back what he said earlier. Li Qi Ye and Yun Xie were both devils….
Besides helping Li Qi Ye stir up trouble, Yun Xie had repeatedly urged him to do some….. Less than good things. Chaotic Heart Forest. Climbing the statues too. Having a "friendly" competition with a more than willing to fight local sect disciple and much, much more…..
Currently, one humiliated Xu Hui was forced to crawl through Li Qi Ye's legs. Honestly, Yun Xie did not get the point of that.
With Li Qi Ye smirking arrogantly as a guy crawled through his legs, many things could go wrong, and it sort of looked wrong... For example, he could get nailed in the….. As young masters honestly don't give a sh- usually….
Yun Xie kept on trying to "convince" Nan Huai Ren.
"In order to walk through this wasteland that is cultivation, you must embrace and face all hardships and challenges…" Yun Xie smiled, massaging Nan Huai Ren's shoulders roughly.
"Please no….." Nan Huai Ren stuttered a little.
"Hmmm…..? Was that a yes I heard? Go get 'em, wimp!" Yun Xie pushed him to the entrance to the Chaotic Heart Forest, a few disciples looking at him expectantly.
From that day on, Nan Huai Ren was scarred for eternity….
After having a little laugh, Yun Xie dragged Nan Huai Ren away, smacking his back. "You almost managed to get through the second level! Good job…"
A few disciples looked questionably at Yun Xie.
"Aren't they from the same sect?"
"Well…. People will be people…."
"Heh! What a loser!"
"You couldn't have done any better…"
"You wanna fight?"
"I'll beat you to death!"
"Wishing for-"
Yun Xie ignored the rowdy lot and made his way over to the other side of the stage, where something sort of "exciting" was happening?
"Little boy, come here; let this grandpa shatter your butt!"
"I'll kill you!"
"Ummm..." Yun Xie stepped back a little. Maybe hanging out with the protagonist was not as good of an idea as he first thought….
Propping Nan Huai Ren upright, Yun Xie manifested a bottle of lemonade and started chugging it, while watching the spectacle.
Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!
Li Qi Ye viciously hit the kid with the Serpent Punishing Stick, Xu Hui was beaten black and blue, yet had not died somehow…..
Yun Xie sat down, wiping some lemonade off his mouth.
"It seems he is getting quite the beating…." Yun Xie said matter of factly…
The rest of the Nine Demon Saint Gate disciples stayed completely silent, not saying a thing.
Well, for a while, before one of the Sect's so-called "Geniuses" confronted him.
"You bastard! You are too arrogant! Just because you have a cultivation suppressing artifact, does not mean I, Fei Hua, cannot beat you to death!" Fei Hua, the arrogant "Genius" stepped forwards, flaunting his expensive headband, and his inner disciple robes.
"Hmm? You wanna fight?" Yun Xie stood up. "Well, if you wanna fight, bring a few of your friends. Not gonna lie, but my cultivation level is a whole tier higher than yours…."
The last part was a lie. Yun Xie was a bona fida mortal, but he really could not stand when the young master said, "How arrogant" and proceeded to say something like, "I, your father shall" or, eat my nine generations worth of piss!".
Only a few young masters actually had a personality. Well…. They were always arrogant, had a foul mouth, one-track brain, so-called cunningness, and an equally braindead father and grandfather and ancestor, or brother…..
"How arrogant!" Right on cue…..
"Well, since I don't wanna listen to your arrogant young master speech, literally, is it not common sense that… I am higher in cultivation level than you you would get clapped alone, so shut the @#$% up and don't be an idiot." Yun Xie finished his long, heartfelt speech.
"Argh…." Fei Hua looked forwards, glaring murderously. "Brother Feng, Brother Dong!" Fei Hua called out, hair billowing in the nonexistent wind. Two fellow "Genuis's" leaped forwards, auras and fate palaces flaring.
"Here I come…." Yun Xie stepped forwards, activating a weak conqueror's haki.
Brother Dong unsheathed a sharp sword, slashing down at him. "Eat my, heavenly rhino slash!"
"...." Yun Xie directly blocked the attack with his fist, using a little armament haki. Directly ripping the blade out of Dong's hand, he smashed in one of the young master's knees, before punching him in the gut, sending Brother Dong reeling.
"How dare you!" Fei Hua charged at him from behind, his palm flickering with a blue light.
Brother Feng swung a heavy hammer in an arc downwards, striking the ground. Right in front of Yun Xie.
"Kagero: Heat Haze." A stream of fire shot out of Yun Xie's hand searing Brother Feng's face, who cried and dropped his hammer.
"You actually couldn't dodge that...?" Yun Xie moved his head to the side, as a flickering palm passed by.
"Damn it!" Fei Hua struck, sending a fury of rapid palms towards Yun Xie, who deflected them without even having to use armament haki.
"Even with Senior Fei Hua's rapid-fire blows, Fire Fist Ah Ka Te is still deflecting them with ease…" A young disciple stared in somewhat awe.
"You got it, wrong kid. It is Ah Sei Er." An older gruff-voiced disciple looked down at the young disciple.
"No, it is Ai Te!" A blond-haired fiery-looking disciple stepped forwards.
"No, it is-"
"It is-"
"You got it all wrong!"
"No u!"
"Shut up!"
"Wanna fight punk!"
"Bring it!"
"Courting death!"
Yun Xie smiled a little. He whispered something quietly.
(WCM: Duh. Of course, you whisper something quietly.)
(A/N: Shut up.)
(WCM: No u.)
(A/N: Wanna fight?)
(A/N: Fei Hua, translates to rubbish, or lies in Chinese.)
"Machine Gun Blow." Yun Xie's arms suddenly contracted, and then he launched an unstoppable barrage of punches at Fei Hua, completely devastating him.
Head. Neck. Chest. Legs. Arms. He spared nothing. Fei Hua was hit so many times with such strength that for a second, he seemed to have stopped in midair, the indents from the punches still clear.
*Inner Edgelord Monologue*
"MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! "
That was cringe.
"Hiken: Fire Fist!" A giant burning torrent of fire scorched the hell out of Fei Hua, who collapsed to the ground, severely injured.
"Wh-hWhaat are you?" Brother Tong trembled, he dropped his hammer on the floor, the handle still steaming.
"I am Fire Fist Ace…." Yun Xie smiled, brandishing his fist for all the nearby disciples to see.
"I told you! It is A' Ke Er…"
"No, it was definitely A Ke Si Sa Er!"
"Wanna fight?!"
"I'll tear you to pieces!"
"Eat my Dragon Subduing-"
At this point, Yun Xie decided to leave, directly using Instant Transmission. His "fans" were pretty scary.
"Well, it is hard living like a Kpop star…." Yun Xie sighed dramatically. He was sitting on the roof of an adobe in the sky. Not really caring who's it was.
(WCM: What was that! Kpop Star?)
(A/N: Relax…. I don't think it makes sense either….)
(WCM: Then why did you put it!?)
[Author has left the chat.]
(WCM: @%@&^@%#%@^%#@%#!!!!)
(A/N: In the future, I'll try not to put these chats in the middle of the story…. Sorry.)
"Who dares!" A bellowing voice shook the adobe.
"Oh, crap." Yun Xie sighed.
"I, Elder Shu of Nine Saint Demon Gate Sect wants to know who has the audacity to-"
Instant Transmission.
This time, Yun Xie decided to go somewhere where he was sure there was no one present….
Sitting down on a wooden bench, he decided to mess around with his Creation quirk.
(A/N: Yes, sects have benches too okay?)
He smiled, flipping through his [Archive], which also happened to feature food and objects of interest.
He materialized a white porcelain plate in front of him. Yun Xie held his hand over it, and willed three items of interest onto the plate, two of which, were from the world of "Toriko" while the last one is from BSD. (Bungou Stray Dogs)
The first item was a Bacon Leaf. It is a somewhat greenish and yellow leaf, about the size of your average slice of katsu pork. It is pretty salty and has the tenderness of bacon.
The second item was a round eyeball? Well, it looked like an eyeball. This was the Eyeball Takoyaki from the Hex Food World, apparently, it tasted pretty good, and was both crunchy and savory.
The third item was Tea On Rice. It was just some piping hot white rice enveloped with fragrant tea, add on some seaweed and other toppings, and it is ready to go.
Yun Xie picked up the juicy-looking leaf bacon and stuffed it into his mouth. Chewing a bit, it really was like bacon. Though the outside part had a little weird leaf-like texture, the inside was exploding with juices and was not dry at all.
The Eyeball Takoyaki was pretty crunchy on the outside, and gelatinous on the inside, with what seemed to be chewy squid.
He chowed it down in just three minutes, because they were quite small, and carried on to the tea on rice.
A few birds flew overhead, as he sat there, eating rice.
"When a man has tea on rice, he must eat it." Yun Xie sat there profoundly, chewing on the soaked rice grains.
*Boom!!!!*
A loud crash sounded, as the whole foundation of the sect was shaken to its core.
"Oh…. I completely forgot about that…." Yun Xie sighed. He had forgotten that Li Qi Ye would use that statue to stamp an elder…. Wasn't that supposed to happen earlier though?
He ignored it, finishing the last of the rice, before walking away, off to a nearby forest.
Yun Xie stepped into the wilderness, trees above ruffling in the late morning breeze, and wild beasts darting through the underbrush.
Having nothing better to do, he would take a stroll, and wait until Mr. Arrogance was done being….. Arrogant.
Well, arrogance was a passive skill of Qi Ye's so…..
Whatever.
Yun Xie walked under the trees, deciding that his old swords and other weapons were not enough.
Now that he had his creation quirk, why restrict himself to such peasantry?
Yun Xie decided to use [Amplify] and his Creation Quirk, and create the Seven Swords of the Mist...
Kubikiribocho, Samehada, Nuibara, Kabutowari, Shibuki, Kiba, Hiramekarei…
They clattered to the ground, Kubikiribocho shining in the sunlight, it looked quite like a giant butcher's knife, with a few holes down the side, as it was used primarily for decapitation. Due to amplification, it looked a little different, the sides a reddish-black with the actual metal of the blade completely black.
The second one, Samehada, looked mostly the same, with giant spiky scales down its side, and a giant ravenous mouth filled with sharp teeth. Its hilt was different though, it seemed to be longer, with a spear-like spike jutting out the other side.
The rest also looked pretty cool, and Yun Xie was smiling like a child as he deposited them into the Gates of Babylon.
He continued on, creating Rengoku and Kokushibo's nichirin blades.
(A/N: This part was lame….)
A Few Hours Later…..
Yun Xie walked down the road, before seeing two people, who were playing with a stick….
"Yo! Huai Ren, Qi Ye!" Yun Xie waved, jogging over.