Alabast was sitting at a table for lunch. He was next to Pyrrha who was trying to get him to eat a foul smelling dish from her home town. He was trying to avoid eating it but Pyrrha was enjoying messing with him. Ren sat next to Pyrrha and was picking at a plate of fruit. Nora was rolling grapes around her plate.
Across the table was Weiss and Blake. Weiss was finishing her fancy meal. Blake had already finished a tuna sandwich and was now reading a book. In the book there was the White Fang insignia, a drawing of a mans back with a sword across it, and a flower. There were notes next to each drawing written by hand.
"Just try it you big puppy~" Pyrrha brings the fork close to Alabast's mouth.
Alabast turns his nose up at it which makes it harder for Pyrrha to reach his mouth. But she still tries.
Yang slides next to Blake and numbs shoulders with the secret cat Faunus. "Whatcha doing?"
Blake gets startled by the sudden appearance of her teammate. "Nothing" She closes her notebook. "Just going over notes from last semester"
Yang slides a little bit away so that they weren't so close anymore. She then notices an incoming projectile. Yang turns and sees a grape flying towards her so she catches it in her mouth. "Lame". She says to Blake.
Nora giggles as she tosses another grape. Ren never caught the food she throws at his mouth.
Yang has to move a little to catch this one but does so with ease. As she chews it she gives Nora a thumbs up.
"What is in this dish to make it smell so…" He glances at Pyrrha's smirking face. "….unique"
"It's just a few ingredients mixed together like any other meal. Now just try a little and I'll leave you alone" Pyrrha let's some fall off the fork and brings it back to Alabast's mouth but as soon as his advanced sense of smell gets a whiff of it he instinctively turns away.
Pyrrha's smirk grows as she tries not to laugh. She enjoys teasing Alabast when she can, his reactions are really funny and amusing to her… and Weiss.
"Haauuugh" *THUD* *SLAM*
Everyone looks at the end of the table near Yang and Nora to see Ruby drop a huge white binder onto the table.
The binder was absolutely massive. "Vytal Festival Activities, Property of Weiss Schnee" was written on it as a cover but was scribbled out with a red marker. In big bold red marker was "BEST DAY EVER ACTIVITIES!" Beneath the previous title.
Ruby gestures to everyone at the table. "Sisters... friends... boyfriend… Weiss"
"Hey!" Weiss exclaims.
Ruby ignores her teammate and continues on. "Four score and seven minutes ago, I had a dream"
Pyrrha sets the fork down on the plate and Alabast visibly relaxes.
"This ought to be good" Yang says before she catches a berry in her mouth this time. "Mmm!"
Ruby continues on. "A dream that one day, the four of us will come together, as a team, and have the most fun anyone has ever had... ever!" She loudly proclaims.
"Did you steal my binder?" Weiss doesn't need to look at the binder to know it was once hers.
Ruby holds up peace signs with both hands and leans forward. "I am not a crook"
"What are you talking about?" Blake asks.
"I'm talking about kicking off the semester with a bang!" Ruby points her finger at Blake.
Yang finger guns at Blake and Weiss. "I always kick my semesters off with a Yang! Eh? Guys? Am I right?" She doesn't get a response so she points her finger guns to Alabast. "How about an Ala-blast?"
Alabast loses his eyes and shakes his head in response.
An apple is tossed at Yang and hits her in the face. She glares at Nora and puts her hands on the table.
"Boooooooo!" Nora quietly boos Yangs bad puns.
"Look guys, it's been a good two weeks and between more exchange students arriving and the tournament at the end of the year, our second semester is going to be great! But, classes start back up tomorrow! Which is why I've taken the time to schedule a series of wonderful events for us today" Ruby looks between her team and their twin team as it's been called lately.
Weiss looks at Ruby after finishing her food. "I don't know whether to be proud or scared of what you have in store"
"I'd bet it's safe to be both" Alabast looks at the humongous binder.
Yang grabs the apple that hit her and glares at Nora. She quickly throws it back at the giggling girl. But it misses the target and goes flying across the room and hit a random student.
"Hey!" The male student shouts and looks around the room behind him.
Yang continues to glare at Nora who giggles even harder and leans on Ren to stay upright.
"I don't know. I think I might sit this one out" Blake quietly says and looks at Weiss.
Weiss looks back at Blake. "Sit out or not, I think that however we spend this last day, we should do it as a team!"
"Are we doing separate things today?" Alabast asks but nobody answers him. He slouches down in his seat. Pyrrha pats his head and watches his tail happily move behind him.
Yangs expression turns to one ofsurprise and worry. She moves her hands trying to tell Nora no, but the crazy orange haired girl continues. "I got it~".
Weiss stands up. " I for one think that..." She is cut off by a pie to the face. The tin falls off her face leaving behind its creamy filling smeared across the heiresses face.
Blake, Yang, and Ruby flinch when the pie hit their teammate and lean away from the disaster.
The table goes silent.
Weiss opens her eyes to look at team ANVL on the opposite side of the table. Her teammates also look for the culprit.
Alabast was still slouched over slightly, his only visible eyebrow was raised as he gazed at his now 'extra sweet' girlfriend with no expression on his face.
Pyrrha had her right hand covering her mouth to hide her smile.
Ren had his head on his palm.
Nora was standing and leaning on the table but quickly sits down and points at Ren as she tries to push the blame on him.
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Outside the Cafeteria Sun Wukong and his friend with blue hair are walking to the entrance of the cafeteria.
Sun finishes recounting his experience of the weekend two weeks ago to his friend and teammate.
Sun's friend and teammate is Neptune Valisias. He has tan skin, blue eyes that match his messy light-blue hair that is cut in the style of an undercut. Neptune stands 3 inches taller than Sun at 6'3". He wears a white dress shirt and black tie under a red jacket adorned with a wide, upturned, black collar and a silver reticle across the back. He also wears a pair of gray jeans with black padding strapped to the sides, as well as black shoes fastened with straps instead of laces. His accessories include black fingerless gloves and a pair of yellow-tinted goggles. His goggles normally rest on his forehead when he doesn't use them.
Neptune and Sun continue their slow leisurely stroll. "Man, that's harsh" Neptune comments to Sun.
"I know, we were fighting side by side. She was super fast and I threw a banana at the criminal boss guy, which sounds gross, but it was awesome" Sun recounts his fight.
"Nice~!" Neptune smiles as he imagines his leader doing exactly what he said. Neptune was used to the spontaneous personality of his leader.
"Right? And the best part is, she's a Faunus" Sun brings his right hand over his mouth. He moves his right hand infront of Neptune. "But that's a secret, okay?"
"Got it" Neptune responds casually.
Sun leans in close to Neptune in order to stress the importance of this secret. "And not a, "I'm gonna go tell Scarlet the second Sun turns his back secret", I'm talking secret secret"
"Whoa, chill out, man, okay? I got it" Neptune stops walking and nods as he almost whispers. "I got it~!"
"You better"
Sun and Neptune begin walking again. They don't notice as the windows of the cafeteria get splattered with various colorful food. The students inside can be seen frantically running around to avoid the flying foods.
Sun gestures with his hands. "I just don't want to screw this up, you know? The people here are the coolest! Even the rude wolf Faunus guy!… No offense to you guys"
"None taken"
Sun stops Neptune when they get to the cafeteria doors. "They're just in here. I'm really excited for you to meet them. So be cool, okay? You're gonna be cool, right?" He asks, worried.
"Dude" Neptune folds his arms across his chest and slightly leans back and smiles, his teeth even gleam.
Sun nods his head. "Good point"
Both Sun and Neptune then enter through the cafeteria doors together with big expectant smiles on their faces.
Inside the cafeteria the student can be heard shouting and running around.
"Food fight!" A random student shouts.
The remaining students are shown stampeding out the door past Sun and Neptune. The latter of whom is looking quite worried while the former still has his smile as he looks at his friends still inside the cafeteria.
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"Ahahahahaha~!" Nora evilly laughs.
Tables were stacked atop eachother. Nora was alone at the top. Pyrrha was on a table halfway up to Noras right side. Ren and Alabast stood one table high with their arms crossed as they acted like knights for the table castle.
Nora folds her arms under her bust as she sings: "I'm queen of the castle! I'm queen of the castle!"
Ruby stands at the opposite end of the cafeteria, by the entrance, and stomps her foot on a table causing the food on it to go flying into the air around her as she points to team ANVL. "Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful!" She crushes a small carton of milk in her hand. "It will be delicious!" She finishes her battle cry.
The rest of team RWBY appears behind Ruby and raises their fists into the air. "Yeah~!"
"Off with their heads~" Nora playfully shouts as she jumps to of the mountain of tables. She lands before a table with a bunch of watermelons on it.
Ren also jumps down and as Nora gets to the table he kicks a metal tray with three watermelon into the air. He kicks each individual watermelon at the opposing team.
As he sends the first projectiles, Pyrrha tosses two watermelon with her hands. Alabast rockets one watermelon at great speed. Nora just flips the table which causes all the watermelon to fly through the air.
As the watermelon begin to close in on their position Ruby takes charge. "Yang, turkey!"
Yang nods and rolls forwards as she stuffs her fists inside a turkey each. Once she gets back to her feet she stands proudly and punches her fist-turkeys together to cause a small shockwave. She gets ready as watermelon begin to fall from the sky.
She punches the first two out of the air and does a backflip to avoid the third and fourth. Then she charges forward at great speeds. She rapidly punches the next five melons out of the air which barely slow her charge forward. She then uppercuts one into a mist of red sweetness and chunks of watermelon.
Blake flips over Yang who is still in her uppercut pose and grabs a long baguette in each hand. She continues her roll and then begins destroying melons with her baguette swords.
Blake and Yang fight together against the tide of watermelons. Then Yang punches the turkeys off her fists at Alabast.
Alabast catches the first turkey with his left hand that came towards his face. Then he catches the next with his right. He lowers his hands and smirks at Yang, but instead of seeing the cafeteria and Yang he only sees brown.
A third turkey hits him square in the face and makes him take a few steps back. "Where did the third even come from?!"
Nobody answers the confused leader as the fight continues.
Pyrrha rolls in front of Alabast and grabs a single long baguette. Pyrrha charges forwards towards Blake and sidesteps the 'two baguette slam' on the ground from Blake. She then clashes with Blake who defends with her two baguettes against Pyrrhas one.
Pyrrha pushes and then does a spinning slash which Blake jumps over and lands on the other side of the redhead.
Blake does a leg sweep with one baguette which Pyrrha cartwheels backwards to avoid.
Pyrrha pressures Blake with her sword skills. Now having to go on the defensive, Blake makes a clone of herself to distract Pyrrha. This gives Blake the chance to jump into the air and throw one of her baguettes at Pyrrha who dodges backward to avoid the bread projectile that break upon impact with the ground.
Pyrrha then lunges towards Blake who just landed and couldn't defend against the strike. The baguette breaks against Blake and sends the cat Faunus flying back as Pyrrha catches Blake's baguette that was dropped. Pyrrha throws the baguette like her spear at Yang but the blonde just kicks the baguette away. Then she kicks the next incoming baguette, but she takes the third straight to her stomach and gets knocked down to the table she was standing on.
Ruby jumps over her sister and skates on a metal tray that scrapes against the table as she moves towards the enemies.
She knocks food and drinks off the long table as glides across it. And when Pyrrha sends a baguette spear at Ruby she jumps up and grabs the metal tray to deflect the baguette back at Pyrrha.
Pyrrha rolls forward to dodge the returned attack.
Ruby then places the tray back beneath her feet as she continues sliding down the table towards Pyrrha.
The cape wearing leader gets to the end of the table and jumps towards Pyrrha. Ruby, still with the tray beneath her feet, attempts to kick Pyrrha who blocks with her forearms. But when Ruby kicks off of the tray and Pyrrha's forearms, Pyrrha was knocked back from Ruby's attack and gets sent backwards.
Ruby flips through the air and lands on the ground.
As Pyrrha lands on her back Ren and Nora charge forward.
Ruby smirks as she does a backflip to reveal Weiss holding a ketchup bottle.
Weiss runs forwards and spins once before squeezing the ketchup bottle making the ketchup slick the floor. This causes Ren to slip onto his back and slide into a pile of table and knock them all down.
Nora jumps into the air to avoid the slick floor. She runs along a flying table and jumps off it to grab a metal pole from the wall.
The pole breaks and Nora uses it to stab into a watermelon to mimic her weapon Magnhild. She flips as she lands and is about to hit Weiss but Ruby steps in and takes the brunt of the attack that hits the floor and blows Ruby back.
Weiss dodges Ruby and picks up a swordfish which she wields like her Myrtenaster. She lunges forward with the swordfish and stabs it forward towards Nora. It clashes with the metal pole of Nora's weapon but sends the energetic orange haired girl flying back from the impact.
Nora recovers midair and jumps back to Weiss and swings the makeshift warhammer around her body as she spins to pressure Weiss. The heiress can only block the rapid and heavy strikes.
Then Nora does a final spin and powerfully smashes Weiss with the watermelon which makes a mini explosion upon impact.
Weiss is blasted into a stone pillar near the entrance, which was at the opposite side of the room from the fight with Nora. Weiss falls and the pillar breaks and also falls with Weiss.
Ruby is able to catch Weiss before the stone pillar crushes her and falls to her knees. She looks at her white haired teammate who isn't moving and has her eyes closed. "Weiss, Weiss! Don't leave me! Nooo!"
As Ruby shouts "no" the stone pillar hits the ground and causes tables and various food objects to fly into the air behind her.
Yang runs past her overdramatize sister and vaults over an overturned table and finds two turkeys again. She equips them onto her fists and runs forwards looking for a fight.
Lie Ren decides to confront the fisticuffs woman. He grabs two sturdy leeks and prepares for the fight.
Yang reels back her turkey fist as Ren brings back his leek weapon.
But Yang kicks at Ren who defends by crossing the leeks as a guard.
Alabast is impressed by Yang. Normally she wouldn't faint and just get lost in a fight. But she faked the turkey punch and kicked instead. It just didn't work.
Ren and Yang look eachother in the eyes for a second before Yang drops her leg that was applying pressure to Rens leek guard. Yang then sends two kicks at Ren, but he ducks under the first and then blocks the second with his shin.
Yang then lands a hit on Ren's shoulder, his stomach, and then face.
Ren turns with the punch to his face and tries to retaliate. But it was futile.
His strikes were deflected and countered by Yang.
She punches right through his leek guard and deals a heavy turkey punch to his diaphragm making him lean forward due to the force of the blow.
Yang spins around Ren and then deals an uppercut from his side which drives him into the air.
Ren throws his leeks at Yang from the air but they miss. Yang jumps above Ren who is now defenseless and delivers a devastating punch to his back.
Ren is sent careening to the cafeteria floor. When he lands on his stomach the area around him gets cleared from the impact. Food, dishes, and debris get sent away in the air.
Nora then comes in once Yang lands and attacks with her watermelon on a metal stick.
Yang does a cartwheel to dodge Nora's overhead strike. Then Yang jumps towards Nora and tries to land a punch.
Nora also jumps forward but brings her weapon from behind her into an upwards blow.
Time slows as the turkey and watermelon hammer near their target.
Then suddenly the watermelon connects and hits Yang, sending her up through the roof of the cafeteria building.
The roof that Yang went through breaks and some debris falls to the ground below.
Blake is forced to move out from below it. As she gets back to her feet she finds a long sausage chain and grabs its end. She stands up and whips the sausage again around her like it's a whip.
She then uses the sausage chain to hit Nora.
She isn't able to defend and gets directly hit and she goes through the air until she crashes into two pop vending machine.
The vending machines get heavily dented and release their pop cans all over the ground.
Nora gets back to her feet holding a can and tosses it towards Blake.
Blake backflips out of the way as the van explodes upon impact. She continues doing flips backwards a fair distance.
She then runs to the side as more cans explode where she was.
Pyrrha kneels and slams her palm on the ground as she uses her semblance to control the cans around her.
The cans rise into the air and Pyrrha sends them towards the other side of the cafeteria but mostly at Blake.
Blake tries to avoid them but as soon as the first can explodes on her she gets absolutely bombarded by the soda cans. She gets sent near the entrance of the cafeteria and stays down.
Ruby watches her last teammate fall, literally from the sky, and then looks to team ANVL. She knows that she the last person standing and she crouches down in a running stance.
Alabast stands at the other side of the cafeteria.
Ruby's cape sways in the wind behind her.
Alabast holds his hands out and summons many tendrils of Darkness. Around 30 are summoned and they each grab something. Watermelons, baguettes, leeks, cans, turkeys, and pizzas. He then draws a 6ft party sub sandwich from nowhere and holds it in his right hand.
Ruby takes off and becomes a blur as she accelerated with her semblance. She's so fast she causes a whirlwind to form behind her that sweeps all the food around the cafeteria into it.
The Darkness tendrils sling the food at Ruby but she's too quick and the food joins the whirlwind in her wake.
Alabast gets ready. He wields the sub in both hands and quickly charges at Ruby. Her rose petals flying off, behind her.
Just as they are about to clash Ruby jumps into the air and becomes a true red blur as she torpedos onwards. Alabast hits her with his sub.
But the sub shatters into bread, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, cucumbers, black olives, and various meats. Alabast is picked up into the whirlwind of food along with the rest of his team.
Ruby continue on her path until she stops just before the wall in a superhero landing. The pressure from her speed cracks the wall and then team ANVL slams into the wall.
Ruby looks at all the incoming food an jumps up to to the air to avoid it.
Team ANVL can't do anything as they are plastered any any and all good that was in the cafeteria.
Once all the food was done splattering and caking them. The four teammates fall to the ground.
The wall is very colorful, it's very broken, and now has 4 human shaped outlines on it.
Ruby lands in her superhero's paise just as they fell and stays in it.
"I love these guys" Sun says contently as he motions to the cafeteria. He looks at Neptune who is just purple with eyes now.
*SLAM*
The doors to the cafeteria open loudly to reveal a pissed Glynda Goodwitch who growls when she sees the state of the cafeteria.
She walks past Sun and Neptune. She uses her Telekinesis semblance to stop plates of food that were about to hit her. She then waves her weapon, The Disciplinarian, and uses her semblance to fix the entirety of the cafeteria in one motion.
All the tables and benches float into the air and set themselves back into rows like they were before.
Then the walls, roof, pillars, get fixed and don't even look like they were broken at all.
Lastly all the food and everything else was sent into the air and cleaned up.
Glynda glares at Team RWBY and ANVL minus Yang. "Children, please" She moves her glasses up her nose with two fingers. "Do not play with your food!"
Team ANVL was on the row of tables to her left while team RWBY was to her right.
Ruby goes from standing to sitting on the table. Weiss is standing on the table and Blake is sitting on the table as well. They had barely any stains on their clothes.
Team ANVL was absolutely covered in food. Alabast's nose couldn't even tell what they were anymore.
*BURP*
Nora belches and puts her hands together as she slightly blushes.
Alabast was thinking about his poor hair. He looks to Pyrrha and sees her hair is somehow fine just like the other's hair. Then he tastes something delicious. He looks back to his side and sees Pyrrha holding a now empty fork. He swallows what was in his mouth. "Don't tell me….."
Pyrrha gives a victory sign and Alabast let's himself fall forward onto the table.
*CRASH*
"Ahhhhh!"
*thud*
"Hi Yang. Nice of you to drop in" Alabast says defeatedly.
"Did we win~" Yang asks as she tries to figure which way is up.
"Glad you have your priorities straight" Alabast let's his forehead hit the table. He hasn't felt this dirty and grimy in an extremely long time.
Glynda shakes in anger and frustration as Ozpin walks up to her and puts a hand on her shoulder.
"Let it go" He says to her.
Glynda looks at the student who try to compose themselves but further fail. "They're supposed to be the defenders of the world"
"And they will be, but right now they're still children" Ozpin looks at team Rwby. Yang gets up and dusts herself off before giving him a thumbs up as they all a laugh. Alabast just genuinely smiles as he stands up. Pyrrha picks some food out from his hair. "So why not let them play the part?" He concludes and walks away.
Ozpin doesnt turn around as he walks out of the cafeteria. "After all… it isn't a role they'll have forever"
Glynda gives on final grumble as she fixes the rooof…. Again. She then walks out.
Sun and Neptune get a call from the rest of their team and have to leave before they can talk with the twin teams.
And so they are left alone in the entire cafeteria.
"I'm gonna need to jump in the fountain to wash this all off" Alabast complains.
"I think I'll have to join you" Yang says as she pulls something from her hair and growls.
"Haha! I only need to take a quick shower!" Ruby gloats since she is barely dirty.
"Oh yeah?" Alabast says threateningly. He disappears into his shadow and reappears behind Ruby standing on the table. As he came out of the Darkness he grabbed Ruby. And so when he was standing up Ruby's feet were dangling.
"No! Let meh go!" Ruby complains and struggles.
"What? You don't want hugs?" Alabast asks.
"Not when your all dirty! I can feel it getting all over my clothes!" Ruby tries to get free.
"Shit" Alabast let's her go and sees that he got her cape dirty. "I'm sorry Ruby, I didn't mean to"
Ruby looks at her cape. She smiles up at Alabast. "It's alright. If I didn't want it to get dirty I would have taken it off"
Alabast gets down from the table but turns Ruby around while she's still standing on it so he can get a better view of the hooded cape. "Still" He takes what food chunks he can get off.
Nobodies semblance let's them clean things so he does his best. "Let's get back to our dorms so we can clean up. But I really am going to jump into the fountain though"
The rest of team ANVL nod in agreement. And team RWBY want to watch the losers do it.
Alabast leads the loser team out of the cafeteria and swipes at his right wild ear. A grape goes flying from the fur inside it and everyone watches it go flying.
They get to the fountain and Alabast jumps in. The water goes up to his shins. He kneels down and starts washing himself.
"Cannonball!!" Nora shouts.
But Ren ends up catching her before she can land. "I don't think that would have been a good idea". He gently sets her down.
Nora lays down and let's the water over her. "Booooo"
Ren shakes his head as he sits down and Pyrrha walks next to Alabast.
Team RWBY is just watching and giggling to themselves.
"No comment on the dish?" Pyrrha sits in the water.
"The on you forcefed me? Or the one Ruby served to all of us?" Alabast gets out before he puts his hands in the water.
"The one I did" Pyrrha says as she washes what she thinks and hopes is soda off her arm.
"It was…." Alabast goes face down in the water and shakes his head as he gets his hair completely soaked. Then he rolls to his back and runs his hands through his hair to get any food and gunk out. He sits up and continues washing himself. "….better than expected"
Pyrrha smiles as she leans back and gets her hair wet and washes her face. She sits back up and smiles at Alabast. "Was that so hard?"
Alabast looks at Pyrrha who was sitting on her hip with her legs to the side. Her hair and school uniform wet.
He moves his bangs to the side as he leans in front of Pyrrha. "Apparently it was". He kisses her and she deepens the kiss as she pushes him backwards.
He lands on his back as water splashes. He puts a hand on her waist while the other one moves her hair out of his face.
Team RWBY watches Alabast and Pyrrha.
"I thought we were supposed to be the winners" Yang complains.
"Yeah…" Weiss says as she looks at Alabast. She runs her hands through her fingers through her white hair.
"We can let Pyrrha win for now! But later Alabast has to give us our winners PRIZES!" Ruby declares.
"""Yeah!""" The rest of team RWBY cheers. Blake a little less enthusiastically.
Alabast moves Pyrrha away slightly. "You really want to continue in public? There isn't a crowd… yet"
Pyrrha looks around and sees team RWBY waving at them and she blushes slightly. "A slight oversight"
"Yeah, ok" Alabast knows Pyrrha did that on purpose.
Nora stands up and grabs Rens ankles.
"Nora????" Ren asks concerned on what she has planned.
"Just lay back Renny" She says as she begins walking and spinning Ren through the water. "Weeeeeeee!" She cheers.
The others watch as Ren floats along the surface of the water with his hands above his head. His neutral expression present as Nora keeps spinning him. He feels ridiculous but at least it amuses Nora and is making her burn through her nigh endless energy.
Ruby appears next to Alabast with a big smile. Yang slides next to Ruby with the same expression. Then Weiss and Blake appear next to Yang and also smile with sparkles in their eyes.
"No" Alabast denies.
"We didn't even say anything yet!" Ruby complains as their sparkles fall to the water below.
Alabast sits up as water drops from his hair after he dunked his head again. "You guys want to see Yang or Pyrrha do 'that' to me" He points at Ren who is now under the water and holding his breath. Alabast wonders how long he can last before Nora notices.
"What? Noooooo…" Ruby shakes her head along with the others.
"Fine, what is it?"
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Alabast is floating on the surface of the water as water flows around him. He has a neutral expression on his face as his arms are above his head.
He feels his hair and tail drag behind him in the water.
Alabast then look down at his feet and sees Yang AND Pyrrha holding his ankles as they spin him through the water.
He sighs and just lets his girlfriends giggle away.
"""Weeeeeee!!!""" Yang, Pyrrha, and Nora cheeer as they spin the two guys. Through the water.
Ren sends a pleading expression to Alabast as he is still underwater.
Alabast can hear Ren. 'Bro, don't we have a thing to be doing right now?'
On the next pass around Alabast sends his message with a look. 'Bro, I think we're stuck on this one'
Alabast and Ren had only been able to get away a handful of times before it became ineffective to call Guy Time. It was good while it lasted.
Alabast and Ren give up all hope of escaping.
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Glynda is glaring at the twin teams from Beacon Towers as she sees them through a tablet.
Ozpin takes a sip from his mug as he sits back in his chair. "Children Glynda, Children"