Sir Robert chuckles. "Yes…yes it would, but I'm not very fond of bandits. We're going to help."
He takes out his sword and jumps off Midnight. He tells Varys to watch their mounts, especially Midnight, and motions for you to follow him. You approach a group of three bandits that are currently interrogating a villager about where he hides his valuables. Other bandits are torching barns, killing the livestock inside.
Sir Robert clears his throat and says, "Hey, idiot."
The largest of the three bandits turns around and says, "Are you speaking to me?"
"Someone says 'hey, idiot' and your first instinct is to turn around and answer? I guess I am speaking to you," replies Sir Robert. Enraged, the three bandits attack Sir Robert. He trips one and engages the other two with his sword. He points at the one on the ground. "Take care of that one; I'll handle these two."
Sir Robert gave you a short sword some days ago. You pull it out. The bandit gets up and lifts his spiked club…