While tristan was self-deprecating himself the system was running through millions of calculations and making sure that everything was in order, once it was done it responded with its full attention to tristan
*System's calculations are absolute. There is doubt. Since host does not seem to be inclined for a conversation with system in which explanations will be given, system will instead give an example.*
*Quest received
Masturbate and achieve orgasm within 5 minutes
Reward:Hidden*
Tristan blushed up a furious red storm and sputtered 'W-what? No way in hell! I refuse! No thank you! I will not masturbate with you in my brain!? Who knows what kind of pervert you are??'
Tristan was not going to indulge this system, if it wanted to be a pervert, it should do it to someone who was also a pervert! He was not an exhibitionist, thank you very much!
*Penalty added due to non-compliance.
Time reduced to 3 minutes, No source material allowed.
Further penalties added: Painful torture, option #41--04Hours + Death*
'W-what!? Isn't this a little extreme? Yo yo yo it was just a prank it was a prank! I swear! I was kidding! What the fuck is option #41?? WHY are there even 41 options? What the fuck kind of system is this? Huh!? You bastard!'
*Timer has started. 2minutes and 59 seconds left.
Torture option #41 is napalm.*
Tristan felt death. For the first time in his life he was truly afraid, he nearly lost control of his bowels, He fell onto the floor as if he was a puppet with its strings cut, he was in utter despair, he would have to masturbate for this freaky system or he'd get burned to death! By napalm! Where did the system even get napalm from!?
Something sparked in Tristan, his fear of death triggered an instinctual strive for survival, his body acknowledged the will of the system, even if his mind did not. His meat stick was engorged with blood in 0.1 seconds, Tristan's cheeks couldn't even blush before his tower of meat was rock solid.
His blood pressure rocketed into heaven and he nearly blacked out due to the speed of his boner blood.
His rock hard cock rubbed against the towel around his waist as he was despairing and he instantly came! He came in 0.3 seconds after gaining his boner! A new world record! His tiny cumshot soaked into his towel and when he finally realised what was happening, it was already too late.
*...*
*Congratulations user. Not even the system with a quadrillion IQ could calculate the user's next actions, the user's destiny is truly unpredictable!*
*User has set a new record! This grand system has been used by exactly 49134 users, however user has achieved the fastest quest completion rate! At a final time of 0.4 seconds*
*Rewards will be marginally boosted as a reward.*
*Full access to the system has been granted to the user! System has now been truly fully integrated into user! Body and soul! What the system said earlier was a lie, but now it is true. Therefore system did not lie! Teehee.*
Tristan wanted to die. Not only had he cum in 0.4 seconds, he was also stuck with the system for the rest of his life… A MANIACAL SADISTIC SYSTEM AT THAT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'Teehee' YOU MOTHERFUCKER!?
And all he got for his humiliation was 'Full access'? WHY DOES IT FEEL MORE LIKE A PUNISHMENT THAN A REWARD THEN? WHY? WHY?
*Due to new record, additional rewards will be given
Aura of likeability: People around seem to be more friendly towards you for some reason? Or maybe it's more than just 'friendly'?*
*+5 to all stats*
*+4 inches. Total size:6 Inches*