Spliff Sakurai And The Nymphonomicon
Chapter 2
Oh My Goddess
Spliff sets the book down on the table adjacent to his fork, and continues reading. "To summon the goddess before you, you must say the words "Oh My Goddess, My Milky Maiden. Appear Before Me And Bless Me With Your Presence."" Spliff reads the last part out loud in a sarcastic tone and laughs "That's so ridiculous". He closes the book and puts his feet up on the table, putting his arms behind his head. "Geez what a bad joke, it's a funny novelty book though." He puts his pinky into his ear and yawns, leaning back he stretches his other arm above his head. "Well time for bed" Spliff hops up from the couch, grabbing the book with his right hand. He walks over to the book shelf and deposits the book. As he walks to his room he lets out another hearty laugh and exclaims "Ha what a load of crap". He kicks the door open, and walks into the bedroom. He flops down on his bed and kicks his socks off, swinging his feet up onto his bed and laying back. He puts his arms behind his head again as he stares at the ceiling. He laughs one more and exclaims "Heh, how absurd. I never thought it was serious the whole time" time before drifting off to sleep.
While he is sleeping, he dreams of a shadow watching him from above as he runs thru a field of flowers. All of a sudden he can't breathe in his dream and his face starts to swell up as if he were having an allergic reaction. He begins to gasp for air and grabbing for his throat. He awakens startled, but as he tries to sit up he feels something on his face. It is heavy, but soft and firm to the touch. He realizes soon that he couldn't breathe in his dream because he could not breath in reality. He begins to squirm and struggle trying to get out from underneath this soft squishy mass of immense weight. He manages to slide his head out of the darkness and he rolls off his bed onto the floor. He rolls across the floor and comes to a stop when his back hits the desk just a few feet from his bedside. He looks back over at his bed and sees the form of a very busty woman silhouetted against the colorful pattern painted on his wall. She smiles revealing glistening white teeth and tilts her head to the side, her horns gleaming in the moonlight. Spliff let's out a scream and bolts toward his bedroom door, throwing it open and running out into the living room. He looks toward the couch and sees the same woman from his bedroom, but this time he is able to make out smooth beautiful brown skin and a very revealing outfit with cow patterns upon it. Spliff thinks back to earlier when he read the passage in the book aloud and he soon puts 2 and 2 together. "Oh My God" he says slowly out loud.
"You Mean Oh My Goddess" The woman on the couch says as she rises slowly, dusting herself off as she stands. Spliff blinks and she is suddenly standing right in front of him. Suddenly she grabs him into a hug, pulling his face directly into her ample breasts. She holds him too tightly for him to pull away and let's out a high pitched shriek followed by the words "Oh thank god you're cute! The last humans that summoned me were hideous! Moo." she lets out a relieved sigh and drops him into a heap on the floor. Spliff shakes his head, not able to believe his eyes. She looks down at him, placing her hands on her hips. "You are the one who summoned me correct?". Spliff rubs his head and repeats the word "Summoned?" In a questioning tone. He then remembers the book he read before he went to bed, and shakes his head again. "No this can't be happening." Spliff says in his head "Oh but it is" Says a female voice in his head that sounds strangely like the woman's before him. "Did you just-" Spliff starts "Read your mind?" She exclaims "Why yes, it is one of my many abilities as a goddess." "G-Goddess?" stutters Spliff "Holy shit!" He says as he gets up from the floor. He sprints to the bookshelf, and pulls the book he got earlier from its spot on the shelf. He opens it flipping thru the pages quickly. He finds the page of "The Milk Goddess" and reads it again. He gets to the summon section and reads it in his head. He soon realizes he unintentionally summoned the goddess earlier when reading the summoning section.
She Looks at him and smiles, as she sees his face coming to this realization. "I thought that book was just a joke!" Spliffs exclaims "Oh no young Sakurai it is very real, and very dangerous." Says The Goddess in a very serious tone. "You are just lucky you summoned Me and not a lowly succubus" She mutters the last part under her breath. She continues in a solemn tome "The Nymphonomicon is an ancient tome of the most powerful and attractive goddesses and demons compiled by the dark lord Erosein Hentai whom all things perverted are named after. He compiled it to abuse his immense power as a sorcerer to fulfill his sexual desires.' Spliff puts the book down on his table and takes a deep breath. "Well I guess we should have some fun since I brought you all the way here" He lets out a laugh in disbelief and sits down on the couch. "Well let's hear what you can do?" Says Spliff.