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Chapter 3 - Chapter 3: All Powerful

"Well as you already know I am capable of reading minds, I am also capable of telekinesis, pyrokinesis, altering the flow of time, etcetera etcetera" She says in a casual listing tone. Spliffs face forms into an incredulous expression "What do you mean by etcetera etcetera?" He asks in a suspicious voice "Well they don't call me an "All Powerful" goddess for nothing silly!" Spliff Rubs the back of his head "so does that mean you're capable of all things?" He asks in a curious tone. She smiles her eyes closing as she does so and says "Of course! I can do anything you require or ask of me" She says in a cheerful tone. Spliff chuckles and says in a jokingly commanding tone "So I suppose if I said "Strip this instant!" You would have to do it Eh?" He says as he walks to his kitchen to prepare some tea. He steeps the water and as it reaches a boil he takes it off the stove. Spliff then prepares the tea and puts his small chipped kettle along with a couple cups on a tray and walks back into the living room.

As he enters his living room with the tea he keeps his eyes focused on the tray as not to drop his kettle again. He looks up and starts to speak "So I'm not sure what kind of tea you like bu-" Spliff stops talking as he sees the goddess standing in the living room completely nude. "Well I meant to tell you that I was under your command from the moment I arrived but I guess this is as good a way as any to find out" The goddess says while giggling. "What next?" She asks curiously, slowly walking toward him her hips swaying with every step. "Well for starters put some damned clothes on!" Spliff yells stomping his foot. "Very well" says the goddess, and with a snap of her fingers she is clothed. "So" Spliff says while putting his finger to his chin, "You can do anything?" He asks. The goddess nods and says "Well there are things I can choose not to do simply because they are against my morals and faith, but otherwise yes". Spliff rubs his hands together "So theoretically if I asked for a million dollars you could make that happen?". "Yes, as boring as that request is I could easily fulfill it" She yawns and snaps her fingers and a pile of money appears on the coffee table. "Sweet mother of my other brother" Spliff exclaims while walking toward the table "That's more money than I've ever seen in my life!" He quickly sweeps the money into a blanket on the couch and hauls it to his room, throwing the blanket in his closet and slamming it. He walks back to the living room and sits down on the couch. He folds his arms across his chest, tilts his head back and sighs.

"What a week" Spliff says Thru a yawn, he stretches his arms out above his head and then hops up from the couch. "I find a weird book on the Internet that I thought was a joke, it gets delivered and turns out to be legit, I summon some friggin cow goddess, and now there's a million dollars just chilling in my closet. Lovely." Spliff then realizes something and exclaims out loud "I'm gonna have to launder this money somehow before I can use it. A broke college student like me just all of a sudden having this much money is super suspicious." Spliff looks around and noticed in his excitement that he hadn't paid attention to the Goddess in a while and she was absent from the living room. Spliff opens his mouth to call for her then all of a sudden she materializes in his lap. "Were you looking for me Mr Sakurai?" The Goddess says seductively. A single line of blood runs slowly from Spliffs left nostril as he swallows and stammers "Y-yes" I need a way to make this money legitimate.

"Legitimate? whatever do you mean?" She inquired playfully a vein pops into spliffs head as he exclaims "The money needs to be laundered somehow, it wouldn't add up that I have this much money out of nowhere" he shakes his fists above his head in irritation. She smiles and places her finger over his lips "Shhhh, young Sakurai I have already made the money rightfully yours. I simply made your reality that of you being a wealthy individual. There is already a bank account attached to your name with far more of your human currency than any human in Japan". "Holy Moly Donut Shop!" Exclaims Spliff