I was walking down the street after a 36 hour gaming session when suddenly a lightning bolt hit me.
"Oh god dang that herts wait were am I"
Looks around a dark room with no feeling at all.
"Of my god" looks down at my self. "I'm shining like a light bulb" the boy turns around to see a old guy with a white beard. "Who are you" says the boy "I am god"
Boy "hello god make me a god to"
God "Ok"
Boy "thank you uwu"
God "ew go to hell"
The boy falls "Nooo you stupid god I kill youuuuuuu"
The boy was sent down to hell for eternity for being cringe THE END⌠or maby not?