I was walking down the street after a 36 hour gaming session when suddenly a lightning bolt hit me.

"Oh god dang that herts wait were am I"

Looks around a dark room with no feeling at all.

"Of my god" looks down at my self. "I'm shining like a light bulb" the boy turns around to see a old guy with a white beard. "Who are you" says the boy "I am god"

Boy "hello god make me a god to"

God "Ok"

Boy "thank you uwu"

God "ew go to hell"

The boy falls "Nooo you stupid god I kill youuuuuuu"

The boy was sent down to hell for eternity for being cringe THE END… or maby not?