(Urahara's pov)
The past 2 weeks was pretty stressful for Kisuke. Over half of the ghosts in Karakura disappeared practically overnight. To make matter worse it wasn't Soul Society or the Hollows. Heck, it wasn't even any recorded third party because he didn't sense any unfamiliar Reiatsu.
Now he owed Yoruichi a favor because he asked her to search for whatever caused the change. He could do it himself but he knew between the both of them she was more suited to search and reconnaissance. Despite it taking a bit longer than expected, she got results and to say he was shocked was an understatement.
'A kid that can sneak past the ex-Captain of the Stealth Corps.....interesting. I must admit this has me a bit worried.....could it be Mayuri ? This doesn't seem like Aizen's work. And I know we said 30 minutes tops but 28 is already gone. I have a feeling something bad is going to happen.'
2 minutes later Kisuke could be seen walking to and knocking on the door. His face completely making the worry and slight anger he felt. Shortly after the man Yoruichi was watching, opened the door.
'Not a scratch on him. Either it was over instantly or there was no reason to fight. But if it's the second one why didn't she follow the plan ? Wait! He knows me ?'
Kisuke saw a handsome youth with dark blue hair open the door but his initial expression of shock couldn't be hidden. Without further questions he drew his blade and unleashed a preliminary attack.
"Yare yare."
"WAIT!" (???)
BOOM
'Eh ? Wasn't that Yoruichi's voice ?'
(Yoruichi's pov)
'I'm sure that knock is him. I know I forgot the plan but he'll understand why once he steps inside.'
Normally Yoruichi would be right about his reaction but certain conditions aligned just right for Kisuke to draw first, ask questions later. It took no time at all for her to see that Kisuke was drawing his sword. Her eyes opened in shock and she instantly transformed to stop him. While the power in the attack was negligable at their level, it would kill the kid!
She shouted at him but at that point the attack had already been launched. The resulting explosion took off the front of the house and several ghosts were shredded to pieces. She dashed forward to grab the boy but instantly felt something was wrong. Placing him on the ground outside she saw a deep gash from his right shoulder to his waist with blood running profusely.
Not even a second later Kisuke landed next to her and a look of realization flashed through his eyes. They knew each other long enough so she could tell that it was accidental. 'But why did he attack? Whatever.....I can ask him later'
"We don't have time. Kisuke save him"
"Yare yare..... I can use some healing Kido to keep him alive but we need to bring him back to the shop." (Kisuke)
Moments later 2 figures could be seen moving than the eye could track. Yoruichi placed the boy in the emergency room but was shocked by what she saw. The entire way here only healing Kido was used and even that was only to stop his condition from worsening. But this....
"There's...no more blood"
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He remembered seeing Kisuke. He remember seeing a flash of red. But he couldn't believe he died...but how else could he be back here.
"Well damn.....I must admit that was not what I thought would happen. But I guess that's life for you. Right?" (???)
"Don't 'that's life for you' me! Did I really die so lately?! I just got started. I demand a restart!"
"Dead? Oh my mistake, you aren't dead. You're simply unconscious so I took the time to drag you here. I forgot to explain something last time." (???)
Hearing that Kagami was fuming. He was sure if it were a Cultivation world he be coughing up blood. 'NEXT TIME START WITH THAT!'
"Anyways I'm sure you've noticed something peculiar in regards to your spiritual sensitivity ? Well basically because you were yanked from your own universe instead of being transferred, your very being is.....an Anomaly of sorts. Your physical presense can't be sensed and your soul fluctuates on a level no one here can sense. So while you do possess and can wield Reishi, once it enters your body it's basically cut off from the rest of the world. I can, however, correct that if you'd like?" (???)
Kagami's anger understandably faded away after hearing that. It was a lot to take in afterall. After hearing the question he gave it some thought. 'To be honest this has more advantages than anything. I can basically never be read and I'll always have the element of surprise. Perfect for assassinations and sneak attacks.'
As if reading his mind, the old man simply smiled.
"Seeing as you've made up your mind then I'll send you back now. There's a few little tricks that you'll find useful if you learn how to use this power but I'll leave it to you to find out. Anyways best of luck little one." (???)
"Wait a minute! What's your name ?"
"Hmm....it's Yohohohoho should've known that wouldn't have worked. Just call me Father." (???)
"Huh? What was that first bit ? And who the hell is your son ?!!"
He wanted to stay longer and really talk to that old man but he could feel something pulling him back to reality. The next moment he felt as if he was sucked a through a straw and finally awoke on a bed. He slowly raised his head and observed himself. He was lying in his jogging pants while his chest was bandaged.
'A little sore but not really pain. God I have to raise my pain tolerance. And I hope that creep Urahara didn't do something while I was asleep. I know he's better than Mayuri but I still don't feel safe.
After getting he bearings, he left to find either a change of clothes or one of his 'saviors'. He didn't have to wander for long because as soon as he slid open the door they stood up abruptly. Now understanding why, he took a good look at them both.
Just like in the Anime Kisuke had pale blonde hair which looked quite unkempt and walked around in a lab coat. With his hat on his head of course. Seeing him in real life he could tell he'd be a ladies man back on Earth. Damn Anime guys.
"Why don't you just die ?"
"Huh? Let me explain. It was an accident." (Yoruichi)
Despite mubling it Yoruichi heard and instantly thought he held a grudge against Kisuke. Looking at her Kagami held the opposite reaction comparad to seeing Kisuke. 'Damn! Anime girls.'
Seeing them in real life he could only admit that the Anime couldn't do them justice. Yoruichi too was just like her counterpart but her body converted to 3 dimensional matter could easily wage wars if sent to earth. If Kisuke was enough to be the most handsome man alive then Yoruichi could easily ruin it for the rest of her gender.
"I understand you must be confused right now but just hear us out. I'm Yoruichi and he's Kisuke. You've recently started seeing spirits right ? Well that's because-" (Yoruichi)
Yoruichi stepped up and tried to explain before things got out of control between the 2. Before she could defuse the situation, Kisuke stopped her and pointed his sword at Kagami.
"Let's cut the crap shall we. Who are you? And did Soul Society send you ?" (Urahara)
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"So to sum it up while fatally wounded, a weird healing factor kicked in and stopped the bleeding but in order to heal the wound Urahara over here.... decided it was best to temporarily separate my soul from my body. Turns out I'm some kind of Soul Reaper which comes from Soul Society and I might be sent to kill you ?"
"...basically" (Yoruichi)
"Yes that's exactly what we're saying. Though seeing how weak you are i'm now doubting the last part. But this doesn't explain your weird presense or the fact that you're a Soul Reaper so you need to tell us everything. (Kisuke)
There were 2 sides to Urahara Kisuke. There was the playful idiot shown around Ichigo and then there was the cold genius that both Aizen and Ywach was way of. Kagami could tell that it was the latter that attacked him but after seeing how weak he was he felt like a mix of the two.
Kagami then told them the story he practiced in these past 2 weeks. How his parents died 6 years and he'd been staying with his grandmother until she died recently. After she died he moved here and both inheritances was enough for him to live comfortably. As far as him being a Soul Reaper and his weird presense, he didn't know. He only know he started seeing ghosts after his grandmother's funeral.
It wasn't a bad story and if asked he had more details to add. He had memorised the names of the Japanese prefectures as well as dug into where he heard the the name Minamoto. After a combination of both he decided that his fake grandmother lived in Shizuoka prefecture in a simple house. He knew that neither had the resources to actually look into him but if they did he painted her out to be secretly wealthy but liked simple living.
They asked more questions, particularly about his parents, but he always answered based on his parents on Earth or blamed it on him being too young. After an hour, Kagami spinned a story that couldn't be proven wrong unless one had a lot of time and resources. It helped that he had been going about his everyday life and they were the ones seeking him.
Right when everything was just about settled, Kisuke asked him a question he didn't prepare for. However Yoruichi stepped up at the perfect time.
"Alright your story adds up bit that doesn't explain why you looked like you saw a ghost when you first saw me." (Kisuke)
"..."
"It's not really surprising if you think about it. He has unusually high sensitivity. He could sense me in my cat form but only barely. Imagine his surprise when you came up to the door blade in hand." (Yoruichi)
"*Sigh. Alright fine but we can't have a new Soul Reaper running around. Until school starts you'll come here everyday for training and observation. I must admit you'll make an interesting way to kill time- I mean teach." (Kisuke)
Talk about a bonus. He introduced himself to the main cast and got Kisuke as a teacher.....all before the main plot started. But he knew better than anyone it was too early to celebrate. Not knowing the story had already begun to change.