In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: 'RWBY CHIBI'!
Police car...
Sun Wukong and Neptune Vasilias are in a police cruiser, both are wearing their fake mustaches. Sun has his feet on the dashboard, while Neptune is driving. Jaune Arc and Jared Shay pop up in the back seat; with the leader of Team JNPR wearing an old army helmet and matching fake mustache and the fanboy wearing a hoodie and a fake mustache.
"Thanks for letting us come on this ride-along, guys." Jaune said.
"Seriously, thanks." Jared said, smiling.
"I'm still not happy about this. Civilians have NO place in the junior detective business." Neptune said.
"I know partner, but the junior police chief says it's good for PR." Sun said.
"I'll try to stay out of your way." Jaune said, sadly.
"Same. I did help out Sherlock Holmes." Jared said, frowning.
"You worked with him. And it's less dangerous than us." Neptune said.
"Sherlock Holmes? Less dangerous? Really?"
"Just remember kids, if anything goes down we can't guarantee your safety." Sun said.
"That's fine, Sun." Jared said, smiling. "So, what are we dealing with?"
The radio makes an unintelligible noise.
"Sounds like a four-seven-niner." Neptune said.
"A suspicious cloud formation?! Let's roll!" Sun said, excitedly.
Sun puts on his sunglasses and the car speeds up, causing Sun, Jaune, Jared, and Neptune to be pushed further back into their seats for a few seconds. A loud crash can be heard, followed by Shopkeep groaning in pain. Neptune coughs and turns on the radio.
"We uh...got a report. Of a hit and run. Investigating now." Neptune said.
Jaune looks up, terrified, and his fake mustache falls off. Jared looks up in awe, and his fake mustache falls off.
Escape Room...
A sign on the side of a building says 'THE ESCAPE ROOM', an explosion is heard followed by the sound of crumbling cement as the building shakes. Winter Schnee, Yang Xiao Long, and Jared Shay are standing inside, Yang having used Ember Celica and Jared having Ember Gungnir to blow the wall open.
"That's not how it works! You're supposed to find clues and solve puzzles to escape the room." Winter said.
"OR we could do it the fast way." Yang said, smirking.
"Yup. I wanted to do it the fastest way while in Pandora's Box." Jared said, sadly. "But doing it here makes a lot more sense."
"Are you just going to punch your way out of every problem in life?" Winter asked.
"Yup. Swords, guns, and magic are fun and all. But I love punching things."
Ruby walks up to Winter, Yang, and Jared from inside the room and perches atop a broken edge of the collapsed wall.
"Uh, have you MET Yang and Jared before?" Ruby asked.
"I wonder how Qrow is doing with the boys. Since Jared is more feminine than masculine." Winter said, letting out a sigh.
Sun, Qrow Branwen, Jaune, and Lie Ren are inside of a room with a keypad next to the door; Qrow is leaning up against the door while Jaune and Ren stare contemplatively and Sun panics. On the wall is a sign, which reads 'EPACSE: SI EDOC 1234'.
"We're never getting out of here. What are we gonna do when we run out of food?!" Sun exclaimed, screaming.
"I think you boys are overlooking an obvious solution." Qrow said, looking up at the sign.
"You mean...eat Jaune?" Sun asked.
"What?! Why me?!" Jaune exclaimed, horrified.
Ren pinches Jaune's arm.
"Hm...tender." Ren said.
"Yeah, we're never gettin' outta here." Qrow said, letting out a sigh.
Yang and Jared punches through the wall into the room where the boys are stuck.
"Oh, hey guys!" Yang said, happily.
"Hey. What's up? What took you so long?" Jared asked.
Emerald Forest...
Roman Torchwick drags a bored and unimpressed Cinder Fall through The Emerald Forest, stopping next to a large flat rock.
"And now, bask in my genius." Roman said.
On top of the rock, Emerald Sustrai is standing behind a keyboard, Mercury Black has a guitar, Neopolitan is next to a microphone, A Beowolf is on the drums, and a Geist has a guitar.
"What the heck is this mess?" Cinder asked.
"This...IS TROUBLE CLEF!" Roman said.
Music starts playing and the band is surrounded by green and purple light as they seem to play their instruments.
"Trouble." Several people said.
The lights and music turn back off, leaving Cinder looking unimpressed.
"We're gonna win the battle of the band and finally rip our enemies to shreds..." Roman said, doing air guitar. "...metaphorically speaking."
"This... is the dumbest thing I've ever heard." Cinder said.
"Oh wait, you haven't even seen the best part! Neo, bring forth the death gun!" Roman said.
An old-fashioned cannon rolls up next to Neo, who has moved down from the rock.
"Roman, I underestimated you. This is truly fiendish, The band is just a distraction so you can shoot them all with..." Cinder said.
The cannon ratchets up and fires off a large cloud of yellow sparks.
"Huehuehuehue, pyrotechnics baby. The other bands don't stand a chance." Roman said.
"You're fired." Cinder said, letting out a sigh.
Roman's hat catches fire as Cinder sulks off and the Beowulf plays three notes on its drums.