•Previously•
°Madelaine's POV°
They were passing brownies, so I took one. One turned into two, two turned into four. "Laine, stop eating" Nik commanded.
"Why? Whoever made this is a genius!" I said loudly and they all laughed. The blonde girl smirked creepily.
"Here take a bite!" I shoved the brownies to his face. He took a tiny bite and shook his head in disbelief. I took more brownies stacking them in my hands barely able to hold more.
"I hope you know they're weed bronies."
Well, fuck me.
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•Now•
°Nik's POV°
Laine ate more of the fun brownies and now she's just weird or high.
"Go awaaaaay! You big fat frog! No, come here doggy let mama hold ya.." She said as she hugged Hugo who was high as well.
Some of the girls were slithering and purring. My men that were supposed to be big scary guys were now dogs, frogs, and birds.
I dialed a number from my phone, "West are you busy?"
"Yea why?" He started grunting and a girl moaned in the background. "Fuck babe, right there, yesss!! Oh, I'm close. Fuck-fuuuu." I hung up.
I called another person, "Darius come downstairs now." I turned off my phone before he could reply.
"You! Come here my little pet." Laine started climbing on me and brushing her hand through my hair. Her silver hair got in between my eyes and I hissed. "Oh, you naughty little snake!" She poked my cheek and giggled then fell back but I caught her before she loses her head.
"What the fuck is going on on Earth!" Darius shouted from the stairs. The girls started purring at him and the boys barked and chirped and croaked, whatever sound there are.
"Throw them out of my sight," I said to Darius whose eyes widen. I picked up Madelaine and brought her to my bedroom.
"Change into this sweetheart." I passed her my sweater but she complained.
"I don't want this! I want a piggy hoodie." She whined.
What even is that?
"Here." I handed her my grey hoodie instead and she clapped her hands vigorously.
I led her to the bathroom.
"Aren't you gonna help me my snake pet?" She said with puppy eyes.
"Do it yourself." I got out of the bathroom and closed the door.
"NOOO!!!!!" She shouted. I rushed to the bathroom and what I saw was fucking hilarious. "Ohh no! Oh no!" She was sitting inside the sink but the shower was on and she was shampooing with toothpaste. "My eyes."
"Fanculo piccola." I stared at her for a second before settling on helping her. "Come here." I picked her up from the sink and helped her to the bathtub. (Fuck baby)
"What are you doing snakey? The shower's in there." She pointed at the toilet.
"No." I bit back a smile and helped her with the water. "Take off your clothes and take a bubble bath. Look." I put some drops in and created a fucking bubble bath.
"Woah! Is this what cotton candy feels like?" She put the bubble in her mouth.
"Stop Laine. That's not cotton candy. I'll give you one later but now you need to take a bath." I gestured for her to clean herself and she nodded spitting the soap. She undressed and I got out of the bathroom.
I laid in my bed waiting for her, checking my schedule for tomorrow on my phone.
Suddenly, the bathroom door busted open with a dressed Madelaine screaming and running around the room. "Laine, what's wrong?"
"He's gonna kill me, he's going to kill me. Aaahhh!!!" She rammed her head into a wall and fell down to the floor.
"Cazzo. You ok?" Her eyes rolled back and I knew she will have a concussion. I carried her to the bed and she blew on her own forehead.
"My dad, he's going to kill.. me." She pointed at the bathroom. I went to check what the fuck she was talking about. Turns out there was a tarantula.
I grabbed an arrow from the cupboard where I stored my weaponry and threw it across the bathroom. Bullseye.
I slowly walked to the intruder and took out the arrow from the wall with the intruder on it. I threw it out the window, after a while I heard screaming from the guards outside. Serves them right, they should've done their job and not let any intruder in. That's what I paid them to do.
"He's haunting me." Laine cuddled up in the blanket.
"It was a tarantula Laine."
"No, it's my dad. He's been dead for a month now and I didn't know anything about it until mom told me. He's taking revenge in another form of life." She sniffed and hid her face in the pillow.
"I won't let anything or anyone hurt you."
"You know what? I'm gonna travel across the world and after I found the prettiest place I will live there until the day I dead." She said looking at me.
"Die."
"Until I dead." She argued.
"Whatever, go to sleep." I took off my shirt and put on the sweater she didn't want and some sweatpants. I did all that in the closet.
I came back to the room and she was looking at the stars and moon from the glass ceiling above us.
"Come here for a while." She gestured with her hand.
"What?" I stood next to her then she pulled me down on top of her.
"Oof, you're comfy. Like a big papa bear." She sniffed my neck and sighed. I tried to pull myself up but she hit my head. "Can you not move? I'm having a moment here!" She snuggled her face in the crook of my neck.
"Right." I stayed on top of her but made sure I didn't put my whole body weight on her being in case she went breathless.
"Can you lay down properly? It's not like I will die from your weight." She complained for the tenth time.
"If you die it's on you."
She nodded her head before going back to sleep.
"Hey." She whispered.
"What?" I whispered back.
"I have a secret but I'm not sure." She adjusted herself.
"Tell me."
"I think I might be a very sad person also very stress and depress and lonely and the saddest person." A tear escaped her eye.
"Is this the weed talking?" I wiped the tear and kissed her temple.
"Maybe." She sighed.
"You can talk to me anytime." I tucked a strand of hair behind her ear and caressed her hair with my thumb.
"I can?" I nodded. "Ok." She pulled me in a tight hug. "I had sex with this guy and he was like I'm gonna cum." Deja vu. "And then I was like 'ok' pshhhh instead he peed on me."
"What a bastard," I whispered and she agreed by nodding her head.
"I know right and not just that, he drooled on me too. I would dump his ass if we were in a relationship." She blushed.
"You have feelings for him?" She shook her head.
"No, it was just a good time you know." She wiggled her eyebrows and I rolled my eyes. "I think I want to be a model."
"What model?"
"A bikini model." She laughed out loud.
"Heck no." I glared at her.
"What? You don't think I can be one?" She furrowed her brows.
"No. I think you can but it's not worth the time."
"Oh. That's true, I should just be an assassin." She did a gun with her hand and pointed it at me. "Pew pew"
"Alright, it's time to sleep." I rolled over next to her.
"Get back here snakey pie." She pulled on my arm. "That brownies were bussing. You should make some more tomorrow." She suggested.
"I didn't make it, the baker did."
"Hmm, you have baker huh? Do they bake cakes too?" She wiggled her body around.
"No."
"Nik, do you think I deserve to live?" She suddenly asked.
I looked over to her and saw she was in deep thought.
I flicked her forehead. "Stop that. You think too loud." I covered my eyes with my arm peeking at her.
"I did not! I was just thi- never mind, you wouldn't understand." She creased her eyebrows.
"Just sleep."
"But you said I can rant! I'm not done, I'm far from being done!" She crossed her arms in front of her chest.
"It's already late sweetheart."
"No it's not 11 o'clock is not late at all. You're such a loser." She got up from under the cover and walked outside to the balcony.
"Bambino get your ass back inside. It's fucking cold." I groaned as I covered myself.
"You're a real loser you know that? Ugh!!" She walked back in and slammed the balcony door shut. The bed sunken and I knew she had laid back down.
"Stop staring I can feel it," I said.
"Yeah, sure, you can feel it, sure. Dumbass." She muttered and laid on her side, back facing me.
"You're really mean when you're high."
"I'm not you're just a baby who can't handle my insults." She slapped my stomach from the position she was in. "Ou, my hand!"
"Goodnight creepy bitch." She pulled on my inked arm and snake them around her.
"Buonanotte pimpi." I kissed her shoulder as we both dozed off. (goodnight piglet)
That night we fell asleep all tangled up like monkeys in the zoo. She was like a safety blanket I never had before and it was nice. I love her scent.