I remember playing with bad people. I had a brother, he was like me, and me like him. We had a creator, Fraz the Shroom Boomer. We were told to help keep his friend safe so we obeyed. I remember almost becoming nothing but then I was saved, I made it and was called to meet his friend. The friend was beautiful, a crystal man shining with lights, and he asked me if I wanted to be like the creator. I was happy, excited, afraid. But that day I became Wompa.
Being Wompa has been fun, I built a hole house for the chubby hamster dogs. I made a backpack that would let me fly like the birds. I made a door to protect my family from the baddies if they came back. I learned about cake and bones, metal and wood, and ultimately death. I grow smarter everyday, hour, minute, second of this new life. I will build a life filled with fun and happiness. The big boss gave me a mission, make a village for the people. But I only know what a village is from inside the dungeon. Houses and lairs and holes built near each other. I was told I could go find new buildings and learn. I'm excited, scared, happy, nervous, and hungry. I hope I find a cake house.....cake.....mmm...
Today I met Big brother Grabba and Narghal. They were super nice but Grabba smells like that drink the old people have and made fun of my backpack. Narghal gave me ideas to fix it though and told me to build him a library and find books. Don't know why, books are boring they just have a bunch of squiggles inside and sometimes pictures but he likes them. Grabba wants a smithy, its a place with lots of metal and tools and fire. I don't think I like fire much but Grabba said he could make me cool stuff to build with so yes!
After talking to my new family a group of old guys called adventurers said they were gonna take me to a town! There will be buildings and treasure and maybe cakes! There's three of them and they seem grumpy but fun. There's Gottfried, he's old and only has one arm. But his ponytail is cool and when I told him he tried really hard not to smile but I saw it! I want a ponytail but apparently I can't have fur. Also there's Alex, she's really nice but seems sad. Said something about losing people when the camp was raided but that's ok I promised her I could find them for her. Finally there's Harto, he's happy and goofy and sings all the time. He even gave me his men-doe-line and explained how it works. I think he wants a cooler one but if I make one he might sing more and....he's not very good.
We ran into a giant bug today and it was scary! It was bigger than me but even though I was scared I knew I was strong. My womping mallet told me so and I used it to smoosh the bug! The old people told me it was a good job and even said I could have the loot if I wanted but I don't think bugs are good to build with. Maybe Grabba would want it, it looked kinda hard like his metal shirt. Anyway after the bug we camped, I don't like camping really but I think that's because I don't sleep. It looks boring anyways but they say they need it to be alive and that's ok. It just means i get to have fun smooshing these dead things that keep wandering near us, they make funny sounds when they fall down and when the sun comes up they turn to dust so I don't hafta clean them up! So cool....
We found the town! Gottfried says we went the long way to avoid bosses but I told him its ok cus I'm a boss too and I'll womp any boss that tries to hurt them! He smiled for reals that time and we went into town and its amazing. They have hole houses above the ground and they're made of so many things! There's a stone one, and a broken one made of logs, there's fancy ones with big glass windows and shelves inside that are empty. When I saw the first one I felt something in my special bag and when I checked it there was a glass thing on a chain. I remembered the feeling from before when I built the stuff and followed that, it let me learn to make these places! I can build a basic stone house now! And a dilapidated log cabin, oh and a shop! This is amazing I never thought so many cool buildings existed!
We're spending the night inside something called a sheriffs office. There's a few rooms with bars for walls that you can see through and a few places with beds. We put a bunch of stuff in front of the doors because Harto heard something and thinks it was following us. On the way here I think I saw a smithy like Grabba said and it looks hard to build but big. I asked about a library and Alex said it was a lovely idea but she doesn't think there was one in this town which will make Narghal sad. I did find him a whole three books though and asking what they were the group laughed or smiled at me. I don't understand it but Advanced Kama Sutra, How Elven Racism Destroyed the World, and A Masters Guide to Cheese sound very fancy and I'm sure he'll be super happy!
This sucks! There was a big womping bone thing following us around and it killed Harto! I even tried to womp it but it just laughed while eating him. I did get Alex and Gottfried away but I kinda miss the music, I tried to sing like Harto did but my fingers are to big for his men-doe-line. Alex just cried when I tried and Gottfried took it away from me saying it was disrespecting the dead. I don't understand though cus Harto is dead, it's not like he can feel bad anymore so why shouldn't I try to remember him. I don't think I like people. They're weird but at least we got away and are heading back home. I can't wait to show everyone what I found! Maybe they'll even reward me with cake and a pet, I heard from Gottfried that that's what I'm like and I'm amazing so having one of me around would be cool!