Akagi- (With a small paper in his hand) "Un.... Is this what I'm supposed to say?"
Vierne- "I'm not really good at this stuff."
Lict- "I can do it for you, Milady."
Melissa- "Yeah! And I can do you, Milord!"
Akagi- "F**k yourself please."
Melissa- "How? I don't have a d**k-"
Lict- "That's the part you focus upon?!"
Melissa- "That's the part every other girl focuses upon. The length matters, you know! Why else would God give a diversity-"
Lict- "Okay, stop. I got it."
Vierne- "Huh...I'm getting nervous about this."
Akagi- "Vierne! Woman up! Woman the f**k up! We are Demigods and we are the best! And-"
Lict- "We'll kill anyone who doesn't think the same. Okay?"
Akagi- "Yeah."
Melissa- "And we are Demilites, we live on our own damn rules and terms and only we're allowed to break them, if anyone else tries to stop us-"
Vierne- "We'll stop their breathing altogether."
Melissa- "YEAH!!"
Lict- "M-Milady?! What happened to you?"
Vierne- "Nothing, I just wanted to try something cooler."
Melissa- "That was so cool, Vierne! I just got this new catchphrase on Demilites and it's-"
Akagi- "Can we just get this sh*t done? It's f**king annoying."
Lict- "Can you please calm down, guys? Melissa, why don't you start?"
Melissa (reading the paper in her hand) "Un...Thank you for all your sucking and licking to DMLD, we really appreciate your pe*ises and we thank every orgasm who has c*m with us to this blowj*b-"
Lict- "WHAT THE HELL- YOU'RE MAKING PEOPLE FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SCREEN!!"
Melissa- "That's talent! I'm actually making people horny!"
Lict- "NO YOU'RE NOT! JUST READ WHAT'S WRITTEN!!"
Melissa- "But that's what it says"
Lict- "LEAVE IT, LUST! Akagi, can you do it?"
Akagi- (Looking at the paper) "Спасибо за вашу поддержку и любовь к DMLD, мы очень ценим ваше присутствие и благодарим каждую организацию-"
Lict- "Вау вау вау! Пожалуйста, подумайте и о других. По английски пожалуйста!"
Vierne- "Вы тоже не говорите по-русски?"
Akagi- "Я гордый русский!"
Melissa- "GUYS! WE'RE GOING NOWHERE LIKE THIS! AND YOU'RE WASTING MY SCREEN TIME!!"
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*POW*
Akagi- "Shut up... *Sigh* I was just having my proud moment about me being a Russian."
Melissa- "What's there to be so proud about being a Russian? We're like the most messy, weird, uncivilised and violent people out there in the whole world."
Vierne- "Thanks Melissa..."
Lict- "Guys..."
Akagi- "Huh! I went to the beach the other day....I saw a f**king army submarine on the surface of water..."
Melissa- "That isn't possible-"
Akagi- "I've got a picture."
Melissa- "Maybe it's photoshop?"
Akagi- "*Chuckle* It isn't photoshop. B*tch, it's Russia."
Lict- "Milady...Please..."
Vierne- (looking at the paper) "Un… Thank you for all your support and liking towards DMLD, we really appreciate your presence and we thank every organism (since you all refused when I asked if you are human) who has come with us to this beautiful journey."
Lict- "THANK YOU!!"
Akagi- "Oh! So we were supposed to translate it to English and then read it for the readers."
Lict- "Oh! You've actually got brain."
Akagi- "Yeah, I got it from my mom, unlike you who picked it up from the trash."
Melissa- "So they sell brains now?"
Akagi- "They had to."
Lict- "Get lost..."
Vierne- "So, hey Demilites, we're participating in this...competition, hey that's what humans call it right?"
Akagi- "Yeah, we call it parade, they call it competition."
Lict- "Is there like no difference between it?"
Akagi- "Well, you're killed in a parade, maybe you might not die in a competition...."
Melissa- "Seems legit."
Vierne- "Yeah...So, un…It's called the fiction awards 2019, am I right?"
Lict- "You are. And so guys, we'd love it if you vote for us."
Akagi- "Yeah, there's like a small book they've published, you've gotta go and nominate us in the action genre. I don't think it's a huge *ss job to get it done."
Vierne- "Then again, they do sell brains."
Lict- "HEY! IMMA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE!! Don't be rude to the readers!"
Melissa- (Picks up her axe in her hands) "Of course, this is just a request. We're totally not forcing it on you."
Lict- "YOU'RE TOTALLY FORCING! YOUR F**KING FORCING IT!!!"
Vierne- "All in all, we'd love it if you nominate us. It's an audience choice awards. The more nominations we get, the closer we are to winning it."
Akagi- "And don't use short forms like 'DMLD', it makes it difficult to find the book. Please mention the entire name of the book, it's Dear Ms Lady Demigod', burn some finger fat, it saves life."
Lict- "Don't be rude to the readers."
Vierne- "Oh! And make sure to do it before 3rd June as it's the deadline."
Melissa- "We'd lust it if you vote for us."
Lict- "YOU MEAN 'LOVE'! LOVE RIGHT?!"
Vierne- "Spasibo!" (Thank you)
All- "Khoroshego dnya." (Have a good day)
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"Hey! Who turned off the lights?! Guys! I'm still here!! Hello?"