"What are you doing, Mr. Akagi?" The guy, who was supposedly Akagi's fan, said as he sat beside Akagi on the stairs in front of the football field.
Akagi ignored him and continued looking into his laptop.
"...What are you doing-"
"I can hear you at once." Akagi said.
"O..... But you didn't reply."
"I don't feel the need of replying to your questions. Leave me alone." Akagi said.
"But you don't talk to anyone in the class!"
"Guess I have personality issues and I'm way too arrogant, ain't I?" Akagi said.
"See? Now we're having a conversation"
"....You sleek b*stard." Akagi said and suddenly a football landed on his laptop breaking it into two.
"SORRY!" The girl with pink hair said as she ran towards him.
Akagi got up and stared at her "Blair Roxette." He said.
"You know my name? Then, that makes things-"
"I always knew that there are people who have their brain in their knees, but today's the first time I'm seeing one in real life." Akagi said.
"HEY! THAT WAS RUDE! THAT ISN'T THE WAY YOU TALK TO A GIRL!" She said.
Akagi looked at her and said "A girl? Where's a girl? There's just you, me and this clown"
"YOU JERK!" She said as she took away her football "I HATE YOU!"
"Go ahead. Hating is free, and that's why broke people do it so well." Akagi said.
She went away but alas! She was paired up with him in the literature class to study Russian literature.
"UGH!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M PAIRING UP WITH YOU!!" She said as she looked at Akagi.
"Trust me. I'm so traumatised that I'm about to faint." Akagi said.
"Come to my house after school." She said
"I've got some work after school, I'll come till six."
"Fine."
*Ring Ring*
Blair opened the door and said "You are late."
"They say good things take time."
"WHAT THE-"
"This is your house?" Akagi said.
"I believe." Blair said.
"Ew! Your house is so dirty, you have to wipe your feet before you go out." Akagi said.
"HEY! LET ME SEE YOUR HOUSE NEXT TIME!"
"So, how much have you progressed?" Akagi said.
"I.... thought we'd start together...."
"*Sigh* I know brains aren't everything but in your case they are nothing."
"HEY! IT'S NOT THAT BAD!!"
"UGH!! I'M DEAD TIRED!!!" Blair said.
"You know you've only sat here for five minutes." Akagi said.
"Hey Akagi.... Have you ever fallen in love?" Blair said.
"Nice trick to waste time. I'm not falling for that." Akagi said.
"COME ON!! YOU CAN TELL ME!" She said.
"Shut up ugly."
"I'M NOT UGLY!!"
"So.... are you done with your project, Mr. Akagi?" The fan boy said.
"No." Akagi said and glared at Blair.
"WHAT? I WAS TIRED, OKAY?" She said.
"You are always tired, ugly." Akagi said.
"YOU SON OF A!!!-"
"We'll go to the library tomorrow." Akagi said.
As days passed, Blair shot her grades up by staying with Akagi and diligently studying with him.
They became good friends.
And on the prom night....
"AKAGI!! LOOK, BLAIR!!!" The random fan boy said.
"That ugly b...." Akagi said as he turned back and looked at Blair.
"WOW!!!! BLAIR YOU LOOK STUNNING!!!" The random fan boy said.
"Really? My aunt sent me this kimono and I thought it would be a waste to not wear it. Hey Akagi, tell me how I look, good right?" Blair said.
"Yeah... it's cute...." Akagi said as he hid his embarrassed face. "You're showing too much skin..."
"What?"
"Nothing"
"Te he~ I'll be confessing to someone today." She said.
"What?" Akagi looked at her with surprise.
"REALLY? LUCKY GUY!! GOOD LUCK!" The random fan boy said.
"Thanks." She said and rushed towards Troy Miller, but suddenly Akagi grabbed her hand and pulled her away.
"What are you doing?" She said as he took her outside the party on the empty road.
"WHAT IS IT?!! SAY SOMETHING!!" She said. Akagi stopped and turned towards her.
"You like HIM?" Akagi said.
"Y- Yeah..." She said.
"Why?"
"Huh?"
"I mean he's got small hands, his face looks weird and there's just nothing lovable about him!" Akagi said.
"His face isn't weird! He's so cute!"
"You mean ugly cute? Oh I get it! Ugly people can only like ugly people!"
"What?"
"Fine! Confess to him! Go to him and s*ck his small d*ck! I bet his eyes are the only b*lls he has! Let me send you to him faster by kicking you in your ass!"
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY SO ANGRY?!" Blair shouted.
"OF COURSE I'M ANGRY CAUSE YOU LIKE HIM AND NOT ME!!" Akagi shouted back.
"....What?" She said.
"Oh no- I mean...." Akagi said as he did a face palm "Just... it's...."
"I like you too." Blair said with a smile.
"What? But didn't you-"
Blair got on her toes, pulled Akagi's tie and kissed him on his lips.
"My parents are not at home tonight." She said.
"BLAIR AND YOU ARE DATING?" The random guy, who now revealed his name as Paul, said.
"...Yeah" Akagi said.
"DID YOU HOOK UP YET?"
"…Yes....Can you stop shouting in my ear? Even a honey bee is more melodious than you."
"Oh.... Sorry, BUT I'M JUST SOO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!"
They were a perfect couple but....
Things took a sad turn after one month…
"I wanna break up." Blair said.
"....What?" Akagi said.
"Let's end it here." She said.
"Wait- But why?" Akagi said.
"I'm bored now.... playing dating with you is boring...." She said.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BORED? THAT IS-"
"My way of loving. Love never lasts dude." She said.
"WAIT- BUT I STILL LOVE YOU." Akagi said.
"Aww… too bad I don't. And let me tell you one thing...I never really loved you. I was just... killing time" She said.
"THAT'S NOT HOW YOU KILL TIME!" Akagi said.
"But you're the one who said that he liked me." Blair said.
"I still like you. Please don't go."
"Sorry." She said and walked away.
"Mr. Akagi? He's been absent for 3 days now." The professor said to Paul.
"Thanks for telling, Uchitel. Can you give me his address? I'll go check on him...."
*Knock Knock*
"Hey Akagi, open up. It's me, your biggest fan, Paul Drayton." Paul said.
After a while, Akagi opened the door.
"EW!! YOU STINK!! AND LOOK AT YOUR HAIR!! HAVE YOU EVEN SHAVED FOR THE DAYS YOU TOOK A LEAVE?" Paul said.
"Get lost." Akagi said and went back inside. Paul followed him.
"What.... were you doing?"
"Work"
"Oh.... I thought that you were absent because of that breakup..."
"Bullshit! I would never.... I would never...*Sob*"
"ARE YOU OKAY?!!" Paul shouted.
"I'm okay!" Akagi said as he wiped his face.
"…Why don't you clean up first.... this smell is killing me....."
"Yes...."
"What are you reading?" Akagi said as he entered the room with a towel around his neck.
"'Russian Cinderella'..... Man! I love your books." Paul said.
Akagi sat beside him and turned on the hair dryer.
"So....should we go drinking after this? You know, DRINK YOUR PAIN OFF-"
"No thanks, I tripped and fell into some feelings, but I'm okay now. I brushed that sh*t off." Akagi said.
"Really? Well....I'm glad that you're over it already." Paul said.
"You know Paul, life gives you very less time to fulfil each and every dream of yours. It gives you 5 minutes of the day for weakness and after that, you gotta gangsta." Akagi said.
"*Chuckle*I don't think I need to worry about you now. I think I'll be leaving then." Paul said as he got up.
"See you tomorrow." Akagi said.
"YES!! I WILL-"
*Slam*
"*Sigh* What a pain..." Akagi said and smiled.
The following day....
Akagi kept a cigarette in his mouth and stood in front of a fat lady.
"Well, hello sir. Your first time here?" The woman said.
"Give me the best girl you've got." He said.
"Alright." She said.
He went to brothels...as now, Akagi believed in 'S*x without feelings'
This continued for 2 months, until one day...
During an intercourse...
"I'm putting it in now." Akagi said.
"Wow! You've got a big d*ck, mister." A small girl with black hair said as she sat beside the bed.
"HUH? WHAT IS A KID DOING HERE? HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?" Akagi said.
"What is it?" The woman said as she got up.
"*Gasp* YOU CAN SEE ME?" The girl said.
"What?" Akagi said.
"What is it, honey?" The woman said.
"What kind of sh*t is this? I'm out." Akagi said as he got up and started putting on his clothes.
"Are- Are you going already?" The woman said.
"My mood ruined, thanks to that kid." Akagi said and left the room.
"I couldn't even take a bath.... It feels so sweaty and gross." He said while driving the car.
"Why? S*x is an amazing thing." The girl said as she sat beside Akagi.
"WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING HERE, YOU BRAT?!!" Akagi said as he looked at her.
"I'm here to form a contract with you, Mr…Big D*ck." She said.
"WHO THE F**K TAUGHT YOU ALL THIS? HOW OLD ARE YOU? Oh wait... I shouldn't ask, you can't count that far." Akagi said.
"Right? I mean…. I can't keep a record of my age, it's too hectic." She said.
"WHAT? GAH!!!" Akagi shouted as the car broke the railing and jumped down the bridge.
"OMG!! SO EXCITING!!!" The girl said.
"WE ARE GONNA DIE!!" Akagi shouted and bam!
They landed into water....
'I'M DROWNING... CAN'T BREATHE.…
AM I'M GOING TO DIE NOW?...'
-To be continued