"And now, pour this solution very slowly into NaCl. You'll see a colorless gas evolve, can you identify it?" The science professor said.
"It's Hydrogen, uchitel." Vierne said.
[Note: Uchitel' means professor in Russian]
"Very good, Er-Viana was it?"
"It's Vierne, uchitel'." Vierne said.
"I think Viana is much better than Vierne" Victoria said as she giggled "What do you say, Lict?"
"No, I like the lady's name, it's beautiful." Lict said with a smile.
"And what about my name?" Victoria said.
"It's like a royal name" Lict said.
"Yeah, right?" Victoria said.
During the lunch break
"Lict, let's eat together." Victoria said.
"Wait-I'm coming too" Vierne said as she grabbed her notebooks.
Victoria signaled Haley and her other friends and they rushed to Vierne.
"Vierne, would you come to the cafeteria with us?" Haley said.
"I can? But Lict-"
"They need some personal time, y'know. Why don't you come with us instead?" Haley said.
"Uh....okay" Vierne said.
At the school cafeteria
"Lict, why don't you eat?" Victoria said.
"I can't see milady anywhere" Lict said looking around.
"She said she's going to do lunch with some of my friends. Seems like they are getting along" Victoria said.
"Really? That's so nice! I'm happy for the lady."
"Pff! Why do you call her lady?"
"That's because she is my-....she is an Earl" Lict said.
"So? Earls lost their authority long ago. I may be much more richer than her." Victoria said "So, would you call me milady too?"
"No, I have one lady that I serve. No one can ever replace her" Lict said with a smile.
"Is that so?" Victoria said with an unpleasant expression on her face.
"Vierne, could you go get our food too?" Hedley said.
"I? But you can go there by yourself" Vierne said.
"Please! You're our friend, right?" Hedley said.
"Okay, I'll get it! What do you want?" Vierne said with a smile.
Everyone simply gave their orders and Vierne used up her money to pay for them and even brought the food to their table.
After the lunch break, when all of them were heading back to their classes, Vierne passed by Akagi and Melissa.
Akagi simply looked at Vierne and then the other girls beside her, but didn't say a word to Vierne. Melissa simply followed Akagi.
"It's gonna be hard for her." Akagi mumbled.
"Pardon? What did you say Milord?" Melissa said.
"...We're getting late for our class. Let's go." Akagi said.
During the cooking class (for only Demigods)
The eight supernatural students assembled in the same classroom again and Melissa entered the classroom.
"Hello everyone, guess I've already introduced myself, so without wasting anytime further, I think we should start. Shall we?" She said.
"Her t*ts are huge" Jade mumbled.
"What are you saying?!! She's our teacher!!" Jenet said.
"I just said what I felt." Jade said.
"SHUT UP!!!! NOW I REGRET SITTING BESIDE YOU!!!" Jenet whisper shouted.
"I mean look at her curves. Any guy would go crazy after-"
"AAAHHHHHHHH I'M NOT LISTENING!!!!" Jenet shouted as he covered his ears.
"...Is that so?" Melissa said "Is my class so boring that you actually don't want to listen?" Melissa said with a smile.
"NO, IT'S NOT UCHITEL'!!!!!"Jenet said as he blushed.
"Okay, let's start." Melissa said "During cooking, what do you all think you need?"
"Un...utensils?" Vierne said.
"Beep Beep! Give it another try. Litty Litty~ Wanna try?" Melissa said.
"I think- HEY!!! DON'T CALL ME THAT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!!!!" Lict shouted "And about cooking, all I need is my first spell."
"I knew I asked the wrong person. Has anyone ever cooked here?" Melissa said.
"............."
"Seriously? Oh god! This is gonna be an amazing semester." Melissa said as she covered her grin.
"Alright! First, the basics! To cook, we need some basic force, friction and motion~" Melissa said.
"Since when did it become a physics class?" Riri said.
"Aw!! What a cutie pie we have here!!!" Melissa said as she approached Riri "What is your name dear?"
"It's Riri- Love the Love" Riri said while blushing.
"It's a good name, you look really good, but you'll look even better in my bed" Melissa whispered in his ear.
"HEY!!!"
POW!
It was Akagi.
"I should have known!!! It's too dangerous to leave you with anyone!!" Akagi said.
"Hehe!! I was just having some fun. It's not like I'll attack my students" Melissa said, rubbing the bump on her head.
"SHUT UP!!! I HAVE THIS AS MY FREE PERIOD SO I'LL BE SITTING HERE AND WATCHING YOU! TRY SOMETHING FUNNY, AND I'LL KILL YOU!" Akagi said.
"Aye Aye CAPTAIN!" Melissa said.
Akagi sat beside Vierne and the class started, officially.
"So our first job is stuffing." Melissa kept a huge box on everyone's seat.
"Okay everyone, now from that box, take out a muffin and a sausage." She said.
Everyone followed the instructions.
"Now stuff the sausage like this inside the muffin!" She said as she demonstrated. Everyone started doing the same while Akagi just stood and watched with a look of confusion.
"Teacher, I have a question!" Jade said.
Akagi kept his hand on his forehead after looking where the question had come from.
"How can I help you?" Melissa said.
"I actually can't fit this in" Jade said, pointing at the sausage.
"That's cause the hole you made in the muffin is too small" Melissa said as she leaned on Jade. "See, let uchitel' teach you."
"You have to make it deep otherwise it won't go in" Melissa said while Jade looked at her neck.
"I can't get it either" Vierne said as she looked at Akagi "Why are we supposed to do this in the first place?"
Akagi just looked at Vierne then he realized something-
"HEY!!!! STOP THAT!!!" Akagi said as he got up from the seat.
"Huh?" Meliisa said as she looked at Akagi. He pulled her by her hand and rushed outside the class.
"....Does that mean we have a self-study now?" Lict said.
"I have no idea." Vierne said.
"WHAT IS YOUR GOD DAMN PROBLEM!!!!!!" Akagi said.
"Why? I'm teaching just fine." Melissa said.
"I'M YOUR DEMIGOD!!!! I CAN SENSE YOUR INTENTIONS FROM FAR AWAY!!!! AT LEAST SPARE THEM-THEY ARE STUDENTS!!!" Akagi said.
"....I can't help it, I'm hungry. I haven't fu*ked for quite a while now. I wanna do someone." Melissa said.
"...Jeez!!! You're such a pain." Akagi said as he pressed his forehead "Just get lost!! You're increasing my blood pressure."
After school, at the Obolensky household
"Vierne, did you meet new people?" Akagi said, sitting on the table in the library. He was sitting opposite to Vierne.
"How did you know, Lord Akagi? I made new friends!" Vierne said with a smile.
"Friends?" Akagi said.
"Yes! They even do lunch with me." Vierne said.
Akagi didn't reply and looked at Melissa. She looked at Akagi and titled her head. Lict just stood behind to Vierne's chair.
"Lict....Don't you get tired of standing all day?" Melissa said. She was sitting beside Akagi.
"No, it's impudent to site beside your Demigod" Lict said "I'm just a mere butler."
"But you're no ordinary butler." Melissa said "Look at Lord Akagi, he has brought two new coats in the past two days"
"About that...I think, I need a disguise." Akagi said, closing the book in front of him.
"Why?" Vierne said.
"Its because....."
Flashback
"What are you saying manager? I have given half of the book to the editor." Akagi said on his phone while entering a convenience store. He took a black coffee can from the vending machine and continued talking....
"HEY!! IS THAT AKAGI SCHECZALIER??!!" Few girls shouted as they entered the store.
"Eh?" Akagi said as he turned towards them.
"OMG!!! IT IS HIM!!!!! EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU GIVE ME A HANDSHAKE??!!" All four of them said as they rushed towards him.
"Okay, I don't mind personally." Akagi said.
"Then, me first!!" A girl said as she moved her hands towards him. He took her hand and said with a smile "Thank you for supporting me."
All of them blushed and shouted "KYAAA!!! YOU LOOK EVEN BETTER IRL!!!"
"CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH?!!!"
"EH??? ME TOO!!! ON THIS BOOK!!! I JUST BROUGHT IT AS SOON AS IT RELEASED!!!!"
Soon he was mysteriously surrounded by 10 girls. People entered the store as soon as they saw a crowd there.
"I've heard that Akagi Scheczalier has come in public to meet his fans."
"Really, in that store, let's go!!!" They said and rushed inside the store.
The store was now stuffed with people and the store manager pushed people out.
"EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!!" The store staff shouted.
"WAIT-COME ONE BY ONE" Akagi said, completely surrounded by fanboys and fangirls.
'UGH!!! THESE PEOPLE ARE SCARY!'
*RIP*
"WAIT!! MY COAT- GUYS CALM DOWN, WHERE'S MY PHONE?!" Akagi said and finally fell.
After a while, he slowly came out of the crowd using his coat as a bait. He was dressed up in a tattered white shirt covered with lipstick marks.
"That was dangerous!" He said walking past the street. He was about to light a cig when....
"Wait! Is that Akagi? It is him!!! I saw on that talk show last month!" Some people said as they rushed towards him.
"SH*T!!" AKAGI SAID. HE THREW HIS PACKET OF CIGARETTES AND RAN AS A HUGE CROWD FOLLOWED HIM.
'I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A MARATHON' The thought as he ran.
Back to present
"Un.....Lord Akagi?" Vierne said.
"FORGET IT!! THAT TALK SHOW HAS DESTROYED MY LIFE!!!" Akagi said "I CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE PUB ANYMORE, LET ALONE ANY CONVENIENCE STORE OR SUPER MARKET. I HAVE TO COVER MY FACE WHILE I GO OUT LIKE TERRORISTS!!
"Seems rough." Lict said.
"Ooooh! I remember, Lict did you and Milord...do something on the terrace the other day?" Melissa said.
"WHA-NOTHING!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!" Lict said.
"Don't lie! I could smell your pheromones back then!" Melissa said.
"It was not such a big deal" Akagi said.
"I can feel my ship here!! Akalict!!!" Melissa said.
"Could you please stop it. It grosses me out!" Akagi said.
"Why? I mean, it's just so amazing!! I can feel butterflies in my stomach when I-"
"HIC!" Lict said as he covered his mouth.
Everyone just stared at him.
"WHA-HIC! HIC!" Lict finally ran out of the library. He ran towards the bathroom and sat beside the toilet seat. He started throwing up. He was vomiting a golden colored fluid.
After a while, he looked at it and said to himself "What is... this stuff?"
"It's your spirit energy" Akagi said. He was standing near the bathroom door and smoking a cig.
"What are you doing here?" Lict said.
"Looks like you're going to leave this world soon. Is it your first time throwing up spirit energy?" Akagi said.
"....Yes, what is this?" Lict said.
"....Cursed spirits slowly start loosing their spirit energy by throwing up all the spirit energy which they absorb from the environment."
"WHAT THE FU*K ARE YOU SAYING??!! THERE'S NO WAY I'LL DIE LIKE THIS!!!" Lict said as he got up.
Akagi looked at him and said "If so...remove your shirt." Akagi said.
"My shirt....*Gulp*" Lict slowly removed his shirt.
"Oh my god" Akagi said as he cigarette dropped from his mouth. He was completely taken aback.
"What is it?" Lict said as he looked at his back. He was shocked to find..
"WINGS??? ABOVE ALL, BLACK WINGS...ON MY BACK?!! WAIT!!!" Lict said, looking at them.
"TSK!" Akagi grabbed Lict and pushed him down with Lict's back facing towards him.
"WAIT-WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!!" Lict said.
"WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS NOISE??" Vierne said as both Vierne and Melissa entered the bathroom hallway.
They both were shocked by finding wings on Lict's back. Melissa looked terrified.
"MELISSA!!! STAY BACK!! IT'LL SPREAD TO YOU!!!" Akagi said.
"MI-MILORD!!" Melissa said.
"STAY BACK!!!" Akagi said and grabbed Lict's wings. He tried to pull them out.
"WAH!!! IT HURTS!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU JERK!!!!" Lict shouted as he cried for help.
"Damn!! They are not coming out!!!" Akagi said as he pulled the wings harder.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Lict shouted and cried.
"STOP IT!!!! IT'S TOO CRUEL!!!" Vierne shouted as she moved towards Lict.
But Melissa held Vierne's hand and said "This is the only way we can save him from that curse."
"BUT THAT'S-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HELP ME!!! IT HURTS!!! HELP ME, MILADY!!" Lict shouted as tears flowed from his eyes.
"TSK!! IT'S NO USE!!" Akagi said "VIERNE, QUICKLY GO GET A KNIFE!!!"
"...WHAT?"
-To be continued