And so I did.
Here I was in the court room defending my first client and I was crushing it so far.
"Your honor my client deserves more than half of his estate and wealth but we are being generous enough to settle for half for during the good times of their relationship they were each others other half and equals."
I heard the courtroom erupted in "Awwes" and that triggered my opponent.
"You're honor, the plaintiffs lawyer is obviously going to say that she is getting paid to, but what I have to say is that the plaintiff does not deserve even quarter of what we had offered." he defended and I rolled my eyes tired of hearing his voice as I pinched the bridge of my nose.
"Ah yes Mister Shin what are marvelous observation of that fact that this is indeed my job and I indeed am getting paid." I said as if praising him, but in a sarcastic tone.
The room quietly laughed at him and he turned red in the face with anger and embarrassment.
