Toby was walking in the park with his new flavor of the week, Vivian.
They were talking and flirting. Toby pined Vivian to a tree and asked " so what should we do now?"
Vivian giggled and put her hands on his hard chest and said " I don't know ." She giggles.
"what would you want to do?" She asked while giggling again.
Toby kissed her then said " I think I know what we could do." Toby winked at her.
Someone dropped out of the tree and landed behind them. Toby and Vivian turned to see someone who was dressed all in black. The person almost looked the Dead pool character. The person pointed a gun at them. Vivian hide behind Toby.
Mystery person said " hell no, you teens go and find another tree to pork at.
THIS IS MY TREE!"
Toby and Vivian slowly moved away from the tree. Mystery person started to climb the tree and was mumbling " I am having such a bad day, first a homeless man tried to pee on me, then horny teens keep coming to MY TREE!"
Vivian asked in a shaky voice "who...who are you?"
The mystery person said " I am a mother fucking squirrel!"
The mystery person got up the tree. Toby and Vivian could not see him anymore.
Toby and Vivian jumped when they heard a voice come from the bush on there right.
Voice said "don't mind agent M, she's p.m.sing. Calm down agent M, I will get you Midol and chocolate."
"It better be the good chocolate and not that cheap crap." Agent M said
Voice in the bush said "yes I will get you the good kind."
Agent M said " If not I will kill you slowly agent J, oh so slowly."
Another voice came from the bush on there left.
Voice said" will you two shut up! we are on a mission here!"
Both agent M and J said " sorry agent G."
Agent M Then added " you emo looking hobbit."
Toby and Vivian ran out of the park. Vivian was quite shook up. so Toby took her home.
When Toby got home, all he could think about was "who were the people in the park? What mission? Why the park?"
Toby ran his hand through his short brown hair. He sighed. Toby decided to try and forget all that happened that night. Toby went to take a shower to relax, not just his very toned body, but his mind as well.
After toby got out of the shower he put his boxers on, then his p.j bottoms and left the bathroom. Toby went and laid down on his king size bed. Toby thought "maybe I should tell dad about what happened at the park?" But he quickly dismissed it.
It's Sunday morning and Toby just wants to stay in bed. He doesn't want to go downstairs and talk to his family, the servants, guards, etc.
Don't get him wrong he loves his family....but he is a typical 18 year old. Toby's thoughts went back to the agents from last night.
Toby said to himself "so agent M is a women."
He smiled at the memory's of what she said.
"It might be a good idea to tell dad." Toby said
Toby got out of bed and went downstairs. Toby entered the dinning room and sees his whole family sitting at the table having breakfast. He went and sat next to his older brother Kevin and Kevin's wife Rose. Rose is 6 months pregnant.
Toby's mom asked " Toby are you alright? Why are you still in you p.js?"
Toby looked down. He cant believe that he forgot to change clothes or at least put a shirt on.