Welcome one and all! Today, we have decided to arrange an assortment of wonderful and unique dishes specifically for you!
First on the menu we have a wonderful, generous serving of everyone's favourite food- [𝙍𝙀𝘿𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙀𝘿] . With our brand new, revolutionary techniques we are now able to fulfill every child's dream of enjoying not only the scoring heat of the blazing sun burning your skin away but also the crushing pressure from all the way at the bottom of the one and only [𝙍𝙀𝘿𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙀𝘿]. This amazing ingredient truly bring the worst in every person who eats it! Revealing the terrible grotesque true contents hidden behind their facade of care, love and admiration. Wonderful! From the darkest pits of our founder's heart, we truly wish you experience a miserable and painful death whilst eating this dish!
If the first option didn't suit you then you are sure to love this next option. Combing the chilling, terrible and exhilarating crunch of human bones with the dry and dusty texture of ash, this next option is sure to send chills up you spine! Seemingly delicious looking and appetising, this well roasted [𝙍𝙀𝘿𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙀𝘿] is truly a site to behold. A seductive, honey glazed exterior but charred, moldy insides it truly is an accurate depiction of humanity's nature! From this fantastic [𝙍𝙀𝘿𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙀𝘿] you will most definitely be brought back to the past of war, genocide and destruction that is so flawlessly swept under the rug by those we trust. A beautiful, decaying, mangled art piece!
Now if for whatever reason these didn't peek you interest then I'm sure this will (Or there WILL be consequences). Our wonderful, completely satisfied and blessed chefs put their soul into making this truly divine dish - straight from the the gimmest depths of the one and only [𝙍𝙀𝘿𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙀𝘿]. In fact, this dish is so exquisite that it wouldn't look out of place anywhere inside even the most majestic of palaces from the grand throne room to the bloody, moldy and gruesome gallows - it fits in anywhere! A delicious aroma of decaying corpses, heavenly sponge texture and fickle facade of purity, whats not to love?
Unfortunately thats all we had the resources for today but we will soon have more so stay alert! Here at [𝙍𝙀𝘿𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙀𝘿], we have spent our time and efforts to get ingredients from the most gruesome and divine places in the galaxy. So you better enjoy!(if you know whats best for you )
wishing you an excruciatingly painful experience
— Sect leader [𝙍𝙀𝘿𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙀𝘿], co founder of [𝙍𝙀𝘿𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙀𝘿]