The galaxy was an enormous place, filled with colors, but it was mostly darkness. It was exciting, scary, and deeply relaxing all at the same time. Also, it had free bread, but not white bread. This annoyed Cyan. Any type of bread could be found here, except the superior white bread. The bread was, of course, found in various nebulas, which had somehow been repurposed to produce all manners of things. Nobody knew how. They decided to head to Earth that day.
Earth was a planet covered with lush gardens and coral reefs. It was absolutely spectacular, but you could only live there if you were rich. Most people lived in space, in small spaceships that were solar powered and could go anywhere in the galaxy. They decided to see the botanic gardens in the ancient city of Washington, Cananananada. Cananananada was once DC, but it was decided that calling things various names similar to "Canada" was best because it sounded great. The city had once housed important politicians, back when politicians were still a thing and humanity wasn't ruled by The Great Water Bottle, a sentient ancient relic with the power of unbiased ruling. It had been discovered on katenshclaten, a planet similar to Earth, but with perfect beings. They didn't need it because they were so perfect, so they gave it to us as a peace offering. We are now great friends with them.
Was there like a story or something? Yes, there was!
So, Cyan and Arin are just relaxing at the botanical gardens, when a guy dressed fully in black walks up to them and recites
If the Water Bottle dies;
The wi-fi cries;
And in its plight;
It will reveal to us The Light;
Of The Superior Bread.
And that is the beginning of our story.