Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Finally after very long adventure that took me I dont even know how much time since there is no such things like CALENDAR in the world I'm currently in, I managed to take down Demon King and will be finally able to go back to that shithole called Earth..
(Or so I though)
"We as a Entai Kingdom want to apologize for deceiving you Satoru as we don't really know the way to send you back.."
Wait.. What is this old dude even talking about? Is he cracked? Did he lost his mind from euphoria that I killed Demon Lord?
"Satoru.. We really had no option but to deceive you.. No one but You could defeat the Demon Lord.."
"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! DO U GUYS PLAY ME FOR FOOL?!!!!!! SEND ME BACK! SEND ME BACK! I HAVE FAMILY ON EARTH TO FEEEED!!!!!! SEND ME BACK!!!!!"
Okay my Drama Queen Role-Play is almost finished, after all I don't really want to go back to Earth and no I don't have such thing as family to feed there rather I'm the one that my family have to feed for free but If I just agree like a total loser here they will think It was Okay to do and they won't give me anything for my "hard" adventure...
"We can't apologize enough for this.. That's why we prepared in advance an apologize gift, We'll give you ownership of one of the richest Village in our Kingdom, You won't really have to do much since the whole village is already well organised... But if you're unwilling to accept such gift we can think of something else...."
Hmm.. Being a Village Chief sounds cool, but I'm pretty sure I can get much more out of it than just that... What do I really want? Money? Well I can't really buy happiness with it but I can buy a lot of useless stuff to kill time..
"Okay I'm willing to accept your offer BUT you need to also give me enough money to live my life to the fullest till the very end"
And that is how my "peacefull" life in Countryside Starts!
Wait Wait Wait DIDN'T I JUST GOT PLAYED LIKE A KID WHEN SOMEONE STEALS A CANDY FROM HIM???? I PLAYED EVERYTHING ACCORDING TO THEIR PLAN!! Well I guess even the hardest adventure can't make an Idiot somewhat smarter..