After lunch time I came down from my foodgasm, villain activity for the day has been spiking so I decided to head back out there. The others are all tired from being out since the early morning with only call girl being available.
My coms went off so I placed them at my ear ^^boss we got a suspicious guy challenging people at the iron man gym.^^ said call girl.
"Possible strength enhancer?" ^^unknown boss^^ she called back as I started free running my way there. I saw numerous body builders being escorted out on stretchers. I landed next to an EMT and questioned him about the scenario.
"Kamui Woods! Thank Kami your here, there's a guy going around asking whose the strongest then trouncing them when someone steps up." Answered the guy.
"What's he doing now?" "Standing there swaying back and forth. We think he's drugged out on something but he may react violently so we didn't approach yet."
I nodded and marched into the building, ah it has that gym smell of everything has been sanitised. I saw some of the equipment knocked on its sides whilst a guy in a black out hoodie was swaying on his feet in front of a vending machine.
I approached carefully "you okay there buddy?" I asked.
"Strongest, have to be strongest! Who stronger? Where strong people? I stronger than them" he rambled before he spun towards me. His face stretched into a sickening grin as he asked me "you strong?"
I analysed his body, he has patchwork skin off various shades and his face looks like it's made of plastic. The blonde toupee on his head looks decent, hoodies obscuring his body but he's twitching so he could be on something.
"Top ten strongest among the heroes" I replied making him giggle like a school girl. Would have been cute if it wasn't a dude in his 30's.
"Gooooooood good good good, imma beat you prove I'm strongest!" He then pushed his hand into the neck of his hoodie before he yanked it out. I noticed a pull cord in hands that looked like a—-
*ringadadingdingding* an engine noise echoed out as the man transformed. Oh shit I thought as a chain saw tore through his fake face and blades popped out of his arms. His teeth sharpened and his tongue hung out with some yellowish liquid dripping from it.
He looks like chainsaw man with a nomu paint job! He held his two chainsaw arms above his head before he swung down at me.
I jumped back before grabbing some of the machinery and hurled it at him. He just swung an arm and chopped through it instantly. I sent some roots through the ground and went to encase his feet but before I made contact he jumped and shredded where the roots where.
So chainsaw quirk, transformation quirk, possibly a sensory quirk. That liquid smells like gasoline so his bodily fluids have been altered. I analysed as the guy took a stance like he was about to pitch a baseball, he threw a chainsaw at me?!?
I leaned back and encased the thing in wood before I hammer threw it back at him. I heard the sound of metal scraping as blade met blade. The chainsaw freak was sent hurtling into the changing rooms. The sound of his engine revving up as he left my line of sight.
I radio'd call girl "we got a villain here with multiple quirks. Has a chainsaw transformation quirk whilst he's dripping gasoline. Shows signs of enhanced senses" I called out before something jumped at me from the changing rooms.
Chainsaw guys feet had changed to buzz saws, he was skating or should I saw shredding his was towards me at high speed. I grew a bokken from my arm and swung at him. I increased its density as much as I could so he wouldn't instantly cut through it.
When his arm met my bokken he began to chop it to bits with would shavings spraying everywhere. When he finally cut through it a purple gas exploded from the stump of the blade.
The guy wasn't even dazed and just kept charging at me. The toxin I created and pumped into him should have made his spasm violently by now so he either has a poison resistance quirk or his body has immunity because of his transformation.
"DIE TREE GUY!" He said as he swung his arm, I watched the chain of the saw detach and swung towards me fully intent on chopping me to bits. I enlarged my hands with a wood construct before grabbing the chain and yanking him towards me.
I punched him in the face shooting him back before I yanked on the chain again. The second time he came back I was forced to let go and retreat.
The guy suddenly began to combust and the scent of gasoline increased and his blades caught fire. His legs, arms, forehead and spine all popped inflamed blades that began to rev.
He began attacking me wildly, sometimes he'd shoot forward using the buzzsaw feet to skate at extreme speeds. Other times he'd shoot fresh he'd chains and swing around me like spider man. I just kept flooding him with quantities of woods.
Are brawl continued and the gym became a wild fire, call girls messages said heroes had surrounded the building with water type heroes spraying the gym. I didn't have time to respond as the asshole kept attacking. He started spinning around like the Tasmanian devil only to switch it up and become Levi from AOT.
I kept clocking him with punches every so often, his momentum often carrying him onto my fist as I angled my strikes perfectly. But he doesn't seem to feel it at all. I also noticed his clothes burned off and showing a mechanical body underneath.
His blades were lengthening and heating slowly while I had to keep speeding up to not take any major damage. Anything that got cut I turned to wood and replaced immediately.
After what felt like twenty minutes the guy abruptly stopped before tilting his head at me. "You real strong, let's end in one!" He said with a heavily distorted voice before he crouched down and begun spinning on the spot like sonic the hedgehog doing a spin dash. A heavily lethal spin dash.
I decided to just hit him as hard as I could, my arm stretched out before becoming cone shaped. It then began to spin, a bioluminescence shone from the wooden drill heating it. The green spiral effect would have been heavily commented on if I had shown it to the public.
The chainsaw guy took off towards me in a straight line much faster than he had before. A flaming ball off instant death charged at me so I slammed my revolving drill towards him.
[Giga Drill Break!] I internally screamed as I went tengen toppa! A shrill scraping noise blasted out making everyone outside cover their ears. The windows nearby all shattered from the noise. Twenty seconds was what it took for my drill to stop his momentum and pulverise him.
Using all the strength I had I began to charge forward with the drill embedded in his metallic body. Everyone outside witnessed me slam through the flaming gym with a villain stuck on a wooden drill. I kept charging until I rammed into an old Volkswagen van that was parked outside. When it blew up I was pushed away whilst the chainsaw villain lay imbedded in the truck not bothered by the flames.
I fell on my knees and tried to take in some breaths ignoring the cheering from the sheep surrounding me. I replied to call girl that I'd handled the situation.
^^ boss there was an attack on the USJ in UA with numerous villains. No casualties reported.^^
Ah so this was probably a distraction, well at least things went to canon without deku present.