My battle with the chainsaw man rip off landed me in the ER (emergency room). The numerous carvings he performed on me had taken a toll on my body not to mention the gasoline like substance that cane from its blood that it's blades were coated in. That concoction was highly toxic and designed to kill the victim should they survive initial contact.
My giga drill break also led to my shoulder being smashed to bits internally. The rotation dislocated it and the shockwaves damaged the ligaments and bones. I can regenerate damaged limbs as long as they were wooden beforehand, this damage was done to my base form.
So my arm was in a sling and my face was incredibly pale as the numerous medical staff worked on removing the toxic substance. Fortunately all the stuff I'd already been doing to my body had provided me some resistance.
Recovery girl was not pleased to be called into heal my "bonsai ass" as she so kindly put it. She's fresh from a session with eraser head, No.13 and all might who got his shit kicked in by a nomu. I was tempted to make my way over to his hospital bed and say "that's what you get for kill stealing!"
Then my crew came to visit which led to the hospital orderlies stepping in to calm Yu, she was pounding her 'delicate' hands on my chest to show her disapproval to my actions. She cracked a rib for sure, night life and magic Mike just watched with pity in their eyes whilst tango and call girl nodded at Yu's actions.
I got discharged the next day and was doctor mandated to *shiver* desk duty. I got Hiruzen'd into doing paper work! Call girl was happy to have some company. She even brought me some home made soup! Tango and Mt Lady frowned at that but I didn't notice at the time.
I had to coordinate with the police department concerning the chain saw nomu's identity. His blood work if it could even be called that resembled the villain toxic chainsaws along with traces of other peoples DNA.
Chain saw generation, toxic blood, flammable bodily fluids, regeneration, stamina enhancement, enhanced senses and a quirk resembling Ingenium's engine imbedded in the chest cavity where what they could identify.
The sentience it possessed had vanished since the fight. Wonderful~ so how I have to fill out a damages report, document the fight, report my medical results and converge with more cops because they found chain saw to be similar to the USJ nomu once they examined the both of them.
The other members off my agency could find me in the office typing away with one hand whilst working an arm curl using a dumbbell in the other. One Nomu almost took me out! Sure it could be considered a high end nomu like the one that fought canon endeavour but that doesn't change the face that I need to step up my game.
Different woods, leaf generation, vine manipulation, improving my senses, body training and improving my technical skills are all a must. My transformations could also be worked on to be less stamina consuming. I gotta be able to enter super saiyan at the drop off a hat with no stamina costs.
Note to self, develop a transformation. Oh maybe pacing my wood with bioluminescent fungus and using that to super heat my constructs could be considered a transformation. But how to incorporate that into my helmet with cooking my brain? Questions for later.
Once I was healed up I began looking for more crimes through the hero network and police channels. That's where I found a job opening for the UA sports festival as security detail. Good pay, excellent media coverage with all the guests in attendance and even a chance to converse with some students. Maybe I could nab one for the internships.
I can't recall canon kamui recruiting from UA, who would I pick though. Perhaps Ibara shiozaki? She's a religious girl who has a good social media following from numerous Christian groups supporting her. Frequently helps out at charity events and the like.
My line of thinking may be that of an asshole but I'm living in this world, my current profession relies heavily on public opinion. If my popularity dies so does my impressive salary. Sure being a hero has an impressive pension but that's only because of the low survival ratings.
Lots of heroes world wide retire early so as to swap towards a safer occupation like acting. Their popularity gained as a hero serving as a spring board. Healer heroes can easily get a job in hospitals with tech based heroes having a similar level of job availability.
Hell I could go Mr Beast and start planting trees and attempting to cure world hunger. Well I could have is it wasn't already nearly done. This world advanced two hundred years ahead yet didn't experience any of the environmental impact because quirks helped deal with it.
Governments employed destructive quirk users to eradicate trash. Elemental manipulators help greatly in mining process preventing oil spills. Transportation quirks improved resource allocation and ice quirks helped referees the melting ice caps. Plant based quirk users were sent to deforestation areas and wild life preserves to help heal them.
Medical and energy sciences also improved greatly so we stopped relying on fossil fuels. By studying a solar related quirk scientists figures out how to up solar panels a thousand fold. Some wind quirks like Inasa could blast some wind turbines and generate vast amounts of power.
Honestly other than the villains and the corruption this world is actually pretty well off. If I wanna live in it I gotta make the big bucks. I pressed the intercom to summon my minions.
When the five other heroes arrived I briefed them on the situation. "So guys I was considering taking a position at the sports festival for guard detail. But I wanna hear your thoughts too."
Night life raised his hand "well boss I'm not gonna be useful there as it's during the day so I could go to the festival as a viewer to scout talent."
I nodded at him whilst looking at the others and spoke "I was planning on the rest of us being there. You three could get a lot of attention there with the massive crowds. Call girl would especially be useful as she could monitor the whole arena with her quirk." I said looking at the new three hires.
Yu raised her hand like she was still in school "I'm down Shinji but I'd prefer if we patrolled in groups. How about me and you whilst tango goes with Mike and Call girl finds a nice vantage point."
The two girls glared at her while I thought about possible scenarios. Just because no attacks occurred in canon doesn't mean they won't happen here. Shigaraki could decide to warp a nomu into the arena or the stands. It'd be stopped of course but would wrack up a body count.
I then addressed the room that had started a discussion amongst themselves. I spoke drawing their attention "well we shall see what principal Nezu decides. I take it we accept".
I was met with nods so I began applying for the position. Within a few minutes I got a response and entered talks with the chinchilla? about where we would be patrolling. Wonder if my presence changed much amongst the UA students?