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Chapter 3 - REBORN dattebayo!

YEAR 36 : [Naruto world"the mc is not surprised because that's why he died right?! ]

the day i was reborn into this world.

Nothing worth mentioning happened at this year as far as I know and yeah I have got my memories of my previous life back but that's kind of a drag cause I am an infant with the mentality of an teenager so, you can already guess my problem.. I can't talk, can't even sit up and crawl and the most disgusting thing is that I have shit in my diapers!! Oh! and one more thing, I am an orphan here too and am currently living in an orphanage. For some reasons I can understand what they are talking and I can even read their language.

At first I thought that naruto world 's people will speak Japanese but no, they don't but still I am able to understand them for some reason... hmmmm, must be because of that giant ass white board that is in front of me?

hmm now what does it says?

Name:_

age:_

abilities:_

chakra:_

??? oh boy I 'mma kill that guy who design this shit hole of a white board I mean, is he playing fill in the blanks with me?

* the system's host isn't allowed to make fun of the system's programmer and it is the system panel you illiterate disgrace of an otaku, fool :| * a child like mechanical voice resounded in my head.

"what t- "

(other's pov)

gagaga~ bo pshhh

" oh, you are awake are you hungry? "

gagaga~( trnslation : no! please no.)

"sister Metha, izuna kun is awake, pls feed him. He doesn't eat or drink if you don't feed him. "

Coming~ a fat woman in her thirties enters. "Here sister Metha ,pls feed him. "

gaga( pls !anything but that!)

"look how happy he is, my cute Izuna.

Pls take care of him , I am going to konoha hospital for some work. "

the fat woman replies " pls, be at ease, look how happily he is sleeping in my arm. "

{pov ends~}

Yeah, these 2 are my caretaker and yes my name is izuna( no surname dattebayo) and I am living in an orphanage at the outskirts of the hidden leaf village a. k. a Konoha.

"oh my izuna, look how peacefully you are sleeping. say do you want to drink my milk. "

the fat woman says with a perverted expression.

"oh boy, here we go again. looks like I have to use my Trump card. * acting to be asleep*." I started snoring ( what kind of baby snores when sleeping? )

"I know you are not asleep, say ah~" she pulls up her shirt. I tried to protest it with all my might"oh you fcking shouta -con old coot , go and fck yourself with a toothbrush but get the heck out of me!! " ... I tried, I yell and I shouted many offensive words but the listener only heard me say " Ah, gogagaga, pathueeh, gagego" ,

Ah! look how happy he is, don't worry here it is . *she motions her tits near my mouth* AmenšŸ™ is the last word that I thought before I passed away.

* So yeah, my infant days were pretty anti-climatic, that's why the first thing I did when I started to learn how to walk was to runway from that old paedophile.

-Next time on Naruto shippuden : time skip no jutsu -ha, tang tang tang tan-( trying to recreate naruto outro music) ah you know how it sounds I will leave it to your imagination.*