So after the excellent move of running away from that orphanage has lead me here, to NOWHERE# infinity wars reference#. So yeah, I mma kid nowhere to go in this cold world. So the first thing I do was to run away at the nearest forest near to me that my tiny feets can bring me and I know it's stupid for a 1 year old to go to the jungle to survive but don't forget this is a ninja world where even 1 year old are strong and the mentality of this 1 year old is that of a teenager* MC'S previous age= 18*( thnxs bear grills) . So let's sort out my priorities : #1. shelter.
# 2: .....
Well , that's all I guess cauz food and clothing are easy matter as long as you go to a nearby shop and act pitiful and same for the medicine if you got hurt so yeah, I don't want to brag but I look quite the lady killer type you see ( it means he looks very attractive to the opposite sex, don't take the Literal meaning of the phrase, Our mc is innocent he has not kill anyone.[ atleast not yet]) so in a good expressive way I request assistance from the villagers to help me Or simply put, I beg them!! well, I know it may be shameful for some but for someone who steals food in modern day earth you can say that my morality value is a bit twisted, juust a bit.
in the forest:
well today's round for fund gathering ( begging) was okay but damn I need to step up my performance to get some more funds, hmmm maybe I will wear haggard clothes and add an iconic dialog like" pretty sister, pls help this unfortunate " with puppy dog eyes, that ought to do the trick but the funny thing is that the commoners of this village are pretty kind to an outsider and more inclined to help me compared to my previous world even though it is a brutal shinobi war trodden world. hmm, I guess it may be the effect of war and the brainwashing that the hokages are doing which binds their mentality that all the people in the village are a family and as for the clans, that's a complicated matter with thier own methods of brainwashing their youngsters that clan comes first than the village. it's rather funny that the majority of people wants peace
but their dreams are never for fruition cause as long as collaboration exists, opposition will always be there side-by-side with them, as long as the war exists, the ideal of peaceful world will always be given birth, just like light and darkness, both are different entity but still both are inter-dependent , light can't exist if there isn't darkness cause even if it does light can't be identified or differentiate with the pretext of light alone,it will require the identify of darkness to be recognised and acknowledge .And the same for darkness which can't be acknowledge as long as you don't acknowledge the manifestation and effects of light, both opposite poles balancing on a scale , ying and yang, I guess this is what you call life [ or sage of six paths😇], you can't love the feeling of being alive until you can't experience death. And once you experience death, all the restrictions and morals that once tied you ,will become undone and it's only a matter of time wether you become a saint or a demon, light or darkness. For me who have already experience death, I don't care what others think, I only just want to be free and do what I want. It's really a beautiful and dystopian concept because in my previous world everyone propagates the ideal of being free , libration, democracy rights etc. It's really a beautiful idea and at a same time a dystopian concept because if we really study the deep and hidden cores of being free then, in that sense none of us are free because all of us carry the weights of expectations of ourselves and other's expectations whether it is you families, cousins, aunt , teachers etc. this expectations and social and ecological norms that binds us can never be freed by itself or ourself, we all are just caged birds with the only exception that are our cage is more bigger and beautiful and more excepted by others of our same society.
In a sense our life itself is doomed to be caged from the moment of our birth with a supreme cage called TIME. Death is the real meaning of the embodiment of the philosophical term of being truly FREE.No one can be immortal or no one can stop aging or go back in time, it's impossible in my previous world but in this naruto world, the restrictions of space - and - time can be negated . So this time I will surely complete my ambition. It's not a dream atleast , not anymore! with my previous world knowledge and the knowledge of the future events, my ambition can surely be recognised. With all this complicated thoughts in my mind I return back to my wooden make - shift tent, my first reaction of this sorry of an excuse tent with only a roof and some leaves covering it in the junction point of the 5 huge branches protruding from the upper middle part of the trunk which shape is similar to a hand doing the iconic "rasengan" pose except there is a badly constructed roof instead of the "Rasengan" was " meh ~ it's good enough atleast it protects me from the weather , animals (given that they can't climb trees) and most of the insects due to it's high altitude. I return to the tent and light a fire with chakra and dried woods ( yes, our mc can use chakra and fire nature transformation at the tender age of 1, truly a genius" maybe ":) I sat down and thought to myself " the environment is perfect, it would be best if there was some Martini and a ukulele so that I can sing the song "what a wonderful world" , by- Louis Armstrong sung in the movie "Journey to the mysterious island" What a great movie and great song, truly a perfect song for this situation, maybe I should pickup songs as a hobby, I mean naruto world's development in song culture is just... MEH! but I need Martini and a Ukulele for the perfect showmanship cause I am a gentleman and a man of culture~ atleast in some aspects. hmm but isn't it stupid to sing songs in a world where your life is always in danger? Hmmmmmmmmm.
Next time in Izuna shippuDEN~~
Chakra training, Nature transformation, Martini and tsunade, A song and a gentleman to impress the damsel in a date te`bayo~
ta ta ta , ta-ta-ta Oh fck u Charlie, why is the outro so hard!? it's not even a original you copycat cheapskate! Atleast copy in a correct manner.
*Author)) Sorry for the delay, you know online classes are a pain in the bu---- Ahem! online classes are so interesting that I forgot to update and wrote a new chapter with more than 1000 WORDS!!! atleast give me a rating or comment ur thoughts( positive comments no trashing the novel🙃) btw first time writing so grammer mistakes and story progression may be messed up so sorry -__+)) - I have tried to correct some mistakes in my previous posts so you can try to read again-