I sighed as I looked at the screen blankly. My eyes looked dull as my imperfect body began to move. I took off my pants as I proceeded to open a site to do an action that most men would do on a daily basis.
Master bait.
You thought that I would do such defiling actions to myself. Disgusting. I would do the deed with a real woman… if I could at least talk to one. "Why oh why must my life be this vile and horrid, wasting away in my chair as I live my life of degeneracy in this cruel world?" These were the words of a madman . Who would be crazy enough to talk to such a foul person?!
169 centimetres tall, half his height wide and his thickness… we do not talk about such things in this sacred place. A normal piece of shit if I do say so myself. What could I even do to decrease my weight? Exercise? I wish I could. I have broken my leg more times trying to exercise than actually revising for my exams.
From the corner of my screen, a pop up appeared. It was a survey asking for what you liked about living organisms." I pray to the isekai gods that this will be my way of getting into a fantasy world…. I guess I like bugs and animals in general."
Tapping away on the keyboard I quickly answered the survey. After answering the survey thanked me for answering and said," omae wa mou shindeiru." "Nani?" Blood sprayed from my chest as I choked on the blood that was going up my throat."*cough* *cough* why *cough* must this happen *cough* to me…?" In my mind, I would have preferred a shorter death then this like getting hit by a truck or something.
Slowly, as time went on I the fat and ugly person you see normally has finally died releasing my parents of one of their burdens.
This day was remembered as the day I died by my parents while to the public it was the day another potential rapist died.
Waking up, I saw a middle aged man looking at me menacingly. "Hello there, my name is £<%¥{##] but you can call me Mr William and what may your name be junior?" Junior? I don't remember actually being employed?! "???" Mr William looked at me intimidatingly while also realising why I was confused, afterwards he said these words," Congratulations ,you have been one of the chosen people to play 'god'. This is a competition for immortals to play in by creating planets filled with life and sending them to an all out war with each other." I looked at Mr William and said," Wha-.""Before you ask me about your shit I will give you an explanation on what is going on."
Essentially, what happened was that humanity as we call it won the last competition that was held. This happened as we were one of the last races found due to our crap technology, but the last few races blew themselves up before annihilating us so we won by luck. Therefore a few of us were picked up and were chosen to take part in this dumb competition. The reward for winning the competition is some weird stuff that can make you ascend and stuff but nobody cares because even if you ascend you will have to fight against other winners. However, after ascension you get to watch the competition live so I guess there is that.
"So, Mr William."
"Yes?"
" What you are saying is that I have to play god because some of these old gods or whatever want to see young immortals smack each other with their self-made races as entertainment."
"Essentially yes…"
" And if I don't take part?"
"You are killed."
"So what do I do to get started?"
"Not gonna question anything? I see good for me then. Anyways, just ask your system dum dum."
"Hold on right there, when did this become a system novel?!"
"Just a few seconds ago I think…"
After talking to Mr William, I was teleported to the void of space near a planet that was supposedly mine. I thought to myself,' What a wonderful world…' As I drifted off into space to think about what to do.
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Hello! FPJK here I was drunk when making this book but it would help if you leave your thoughts in the comments below so I do stuff based on what people supposedly like!
Thank You for your time!
-FPJK