Looking at my non-existent body I sighed as I, a normal piece of trash of the internet, does not know how to activate my system. You would think that it would be as easy as saying 'status' or 'system' or something. However, when I tried saying it a notification popped up stating,
[Host is too dumb to activate system downgrading system…]
I have sat here for a few hours straight trying to activate my system and that notification has appeared way too many times. 'I hope that I am not the only one with these problems…'
Meanwhile in another galaxy, a young immortal has that was from the same planet as the MC. "Aw yeah, first try. With my ultimate evolution system activated I shall win this dumb competition!"
…
A screen flashed in front of me as my system was finally activated. My eyes shone as I looked at the screen with wonder and delight.
[Creature Builder System(basic)]
EP( evolution points): 1000
/Planets/
-Unnamed
/Creatures/
-N/A
/Shop/
/Creature Creator/
Finally my system has been activated. I see there are some free evolution points, this system must know of my prowess and gave me some freebies.
…
After exploring the system functions for some time. I have concluded that this system was not as great as those main characters from those novels. The shop that was supposed to be able to give me good stuff only gives me:
[shop]
- Meteor(grade 1) >1000EP
creature start up/destruction tool for noobs
(one use)
-Magic meteor(grade 2)>5000EP
basically the same as the last but more evolution power
(one use)
{Progress in creation of your world to unlock more}
Where were the godlike items that were supposed to carry me through this. Even the cheapest things cost 1000EP…
"Oh well at least this system knows that I am a dumbass so let's get this show on the road!"
Purchasing the grade 1 meteor I launched it into the barren planet as a an explosion ensued. Dust covered the skies of the planet and gave the planet a brand new look.
'Oi system, how the f*ck dose this start life on this shit planet?'
[Essentially inside the meteor are a bunch of resources to start life and a small group of organisms from your home planet]
'What are these organisms called?'
[ Microbes]
'How long will it take for animals and the like to appear?'
[ 2 billion years minimum]
'Do I have to wait here?'
[No. You can be sent into hibernation by the system]
'Nice gimme them sleep drugs.'
[ Hibernation function activated sending host to sleep in 10…9…]
'Wait. Will I drift off into space?'
[ No you will be 8… sent to your planet for your slumber 7…]
'Nice time to go into closed door cultivation."
[3..2…1… goodnight host]
'Goodnight'
As I fell asleep my body was teleported to a random area in my world. Did I specify how long I needed to hibernate? Nope. Should I have done it? Yes. Am I f*cked? All time any time.
Slowly as the years gone by evolution had started.
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What you guys think? I could not do much cos school. So the chapter is shorter so yeah.
-F/PJK