I awake in a alleyway as 5 students from my school was beating me to death "AYYY WAT U DOIN!!?!?" I shouted "Oh shit he's awake" one of them says "Just stab him" Another said "Sure boss" Another guy then pulled out a knife and ran straight at me I tried to Disarm him but I failed and he was about to stab me when he tripped and the knife stabbed him in the heart I and the other 4 just stood there 😐 "One down fou-" "Shut up ginger" He then pulled out a gun and shot at me I then rolled Backards (I got a speech impediment) and grabbed the knife and then threw the knife it hit him in the throat and killed him the 3 other guys then all ran at me I used my power Super Maggots and then began secreting maggots from me that jumped at the 3 and acid bombed them.
"Ok I have 5 dead bodies on the floor now what do I do?" I use the Maggots to dissolve the bodies but it just left them in a messy,bloody flesh puddle so I dip and I fucking run cause I don't want to go to jail I go far away from there and sit at a bench to catch my breath I then see police cars speeding fast to the alleyway where I've been... now what do I do? I go back home and knock on the door it opens BUT another me is there "Who the fuck are you?" he says "Who are you?" I reply back
"I'm Charlie so I'll ask again... Who.The.Fuck.Are.You" (Charlie)
"Mate I'm Charlie Your in my house"(MC)
"Stop with the CAP YOUR AN IMPOSTER" (Charlie)he pulled out a rifle and that's when I thought 'oh shit' he fired but I duck and headbutt him inside I then grab his rifle and hit em in de face after I knocked him out I find some rope and tie him up onto a chair.
"Ok.... Why the fuck is there another me?" Charlie's Phone (Not me) starts ringing and I pick it up and answer it.
"Hello?" (MC)
"Hi Bitch it's Mother fuckin God here and I forgot to tell you that you did reincarnate into your world but it's in a alternate reality where you're not dead although the guy you just knocked out is you but 20 years old so just kill him and I'll erase his existence and replace it with yours k?" (God)
"Uhhhhh ok then" (MC)
"Now go put a bullet in his head" (God)
"Uhhh well" (MC)
"What's wrong? OH..... Right I got to put it in your language ok.... LISTEN UP ☝️CABRON ✌️YA GOTTA PUT A CAP🤏 IN HIS ASS✋👋CAPICHE 👍👌?" (God)
"Bruh just because I'm Italian doesn't me-" (MC)
"🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹" (God)
"Aight I gotchu" (MC) I got the rifle and cleaned up the house for the boss ya?
"Noice now *Snap* k there we go see ya!" (God) Yeah he hanged up on me anyway the body dissapeared and now Charlie's Identity has been replaced by me "Oh yeah also you got a system now and basically I'll just give you missions and you get rewards" (God) He said in my head wtf
"Huh?" (MC)
"YA DO👋✋ JOBS 👇☝️FOR THE GODFATHER💪👏👏🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹 AIGHT🤟👌???" (God)
"YA got it boss" (MC)
AN: Ok that's it for today's chapter which will about 500 words per chapter CAPICHE? JK i don't give a fuck about your opinion you dumb bit- Anyway bye ✋👋✋