Stats:
Name: Charlie Mateo
Level: 3
Occupation: None
Injuries/Illnesses: None
Strength: 5 (Weak ass Bitch)
Speed: 5 (Boi a 12 year old could run faster than y'all)
Vital: 5 (Ya weak ass made of butter)
Defense: 5 (Yo ugly ass lookin like a white garden gnome made of
glass)
Special: 5 (Weeb)
Special Stats:
Int: 15 (Your an idiot but you got glasses)
Charisma: 300 (God Like Charisma)
Perception: 3 (Bitch you need 5 pairs of glasses and a fuckin microscope)
Luck: 300 (God Like Luck)
Stat Points: 18
Money: 0 (Broke ass bitch)
AN: Author here there's more but I'll put the full thing later
"WAT ON HOLY SPAGHETTI IS THIS?" (MC)
"Use dem stat Points bitch and you can get more by doin jobs for the boss" (God)
So I updated it
Name: Charlie Mateo
Level: 3
Occupation: None
Injuries/Illnesses: None
Strength: 15 (Weak Ass Punk)
Speed: 8 (12 year old Speed)
Vital: 10 (Ya weak ass made of Jelly)
Defense: 5 (Yo ugly ass lookin like a white garden gnome made of
glass)
Special: 5 (Weeb)
10 strength 5 Vitality and 3 speed after that I just went to sleep and woke up the next day.
Next Day.
"RISE AND MOTHERFUCKER YA GOT WORK๐ช TO DO ๐โ๐ CMON๐ GET YO BITCH๐ค ASS UP๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ" (God)
"ARGH JESUS CABRONE IM UP IM UP!" (MC)
After that awakening Charlie went to have a walk outside and clear his mind when he hears something Sus so he goes and checks it out he goes behind this building and sees 3 guys around 1 girl.
"IM SORRY PLEASE ITS ALL I HAVE" (Girl)
"IT AIN'T ENOUGH NOW GIVE ALL YOU HAVE OR ELSE" (Gangster 1)
"Yeah hand over the money ๐ธ" (Gangster 2) He seems oddly calm and just says that in the most monotone voice ever
"Ok.... Now fucking give it before I send you bitch ass to jesus" (Gangster 3) Pretty sure he's the boss
"AY YOO WHAT'S GOIN ON ERE!!" (MC)
"OK Whoever that was mind your fucking busine-..... Charlie? is that you?" (Gangster 3) He seems to recognise me? wait now that I look closer? "AY YOOO THAT'S GIBSON
EH WOG ONE IS IT REALLY THE GOVNOR???" (MC)
"AY MATE Long time no see!๐" (Gibson) so yeah apparently Gangster 2 was Mikolai another old friend Explained the monotone and Gangster 3 was Daniel also Another old friend so yeah we all did some catching up and now Gibson is a Crimelord/Godfather/Mastermind and he's basically incontrol of literally everything Mikolai is the 3rd in command although he has his own 'Loan Collecting Business' and Daniel is the right hand man and all three made the Shadow Stalker Gang or now Empire and the whole time the girl was just fucking confused.
"It's so good to catch up now ๐" (Gibson)
"WOG ONE Anyway wat are u going to do about her?" (MC) I pointed at the girl on the floor that they were mugging earlier
'Shit' (Girl)
"Oh yeahhhh one moment please" (Gibson) Gibson proceeded to walk up to the girl who was now backing away and backed up to a wall.
"Um we can talk about this right? ๐ฅบ๐ฐ" (Girl) Gibson then proceeded to BREAK her legs.
"AHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD YOU BROKE MY LEGS YOU-" (Girl With Broken Legs) Gibson then proceeded to do another kick but to her face and knocked her out.
"Ruthless" (God) in my head
"ok *Picks up body and puts on shoulder* let's move and talk" (Gibson)
"Right.... so why would a 'Emperor' be out here mugging people?" (MC)
"I was just bored and like most things I did in life only cause I was bored soooooo what happened to the 5 thugs you killed yesterday?" (Gibson)
"WAIT YA KNEW ABOUT THAT???" (MC)
"Of course I even was the one who prevented it from being investigated by cops" (Gibson)
"But I saw so many police cars speeding there?" (MC)
"Can't investigate something if your dead ๐" (Gibson)
"๐ ok..... anyway do you remember ruby?????????" (MC)
"Oh your still after her huh? well mate you might want to give up" (Gibson)
"WAT? Why?" (MC)
"She's the CEO of Lindly industries, she has sold many successful perfume,clothes,makeup, jewellery and all that shit she's a Billionaire She is now ranked 7th in the most hottest person on earth Leaderboard and has a F.I.A.N.C.E her Fiance is also successful making computers and ai stuff also ranking 5th in the leaderboard they also say that Ruby and her fiance are MADLY in love with eachother being childhood sweethearts AND to top it off" (Gibson)
"AND WHAT?!?!?" (MC)
"RUBY AND HER FIANCE ARE LESBIANS" (Gibson) it took me some time to process that info.
"Uh follow up question..... who's Ruby's Fiance?" (MC)
"*Huge Sigh* Chelsea" (MC)
",Dr,ยฃ7ud,ruuzluzeluzrdlueLyELu7ue7ur74ir84ir74ur84u7/ue73#/u7352($}ยฅฯ|}ฯ$}ฯ}$ฯ|}ฯ|ยถฯโโขรท_0fizurLurzxufcjligvj vvoudzyds85"6ยฃ6ยฃtyd6u,dud,,ydys6347_63ฯ37|sy*7_7629%ฯ$y6โ%รท" (MC?) Charlie.exe had stopped working.
"Yes I know what your thinking and listen Charlie calm the fuck down" (Gibson) a hour to also process his words
"You good now?" (Gibson)
"Yeah.... it think?" (MC)
"STILL THOUGH I will not give up on Ruby!!!" (MC)
"Heh even after all these years your still pretty persistent... well like all those years ago I'll help you finally get laid๐" (Gibson),
"AYYY YOOO-" (MC)
"I'm just fucking with you anyway what's your plan? ok first do you want to force it? or make ruby fall in love with you?๐ง" (Gibson)
"I want her to fall in love with me" (MC)
"Ok..... *Puts on Seriously Serious Face and looks dead into MC's eyes* How far are you willing to go?" (Gibson?)
"I would cross the desert, walk through lava and do anything for her!" (MC)
"Even Kill? Manipulate? Betray?" (Gibson)
"Anything" (MC)
"That's what I like to hear.... now let's get planning ๐"
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