Dear diary, it is I once again relating my tale here so that the future generation can have an accurate record of my ascension to the great benefactor that I will certainly become.
Dear descendants, I am now 6 and the past years had been terrible.
You must know, dear descendant, that your happy and comfortable life was my doing.
It all started with a quest, a noble one.
Did you know I had terrible childhood? There is no electricity here, no internet, no smartphone. Can you imagine, a refined man as myself from the 21st century going through this? Did I told you about the toilet? The fact that it's just a pot?
Does the Sage Emperor also use one?
I would also refine the universe if I had to do it for thousands of years.
My first contribution to this barbaric society was the notion of time. Did you know these barbarians use position of the sun to know the hour and the position of the stars to know the season?
I then introduced the concept of clocks and calendars. How?
I launched it with the help of my company : The Stargate Company. I funded it with the allowance I received and the money my father offered me as a prize for becoming a 1 Star Bronze Rank Fighter before 6. I'm pretty awesome.
So with it, 150 600 DSC, I hired 3 poor family, got headquarters, bought them clothes and made them sell it.
Of course to make it legitimate I forged a copy of an ancient book explaining about it. We are now in the year of 711 Since the migration to Glory City. S.G.C for short.
Maybe I should ask the 3 Elders of the company to call me General Hammond. Will Duan Jian be my Teal'c? Probably.
So, the City Lord's Mansion legitimized the book and now I'm pretty well off.
Of course my involvement is secret and only the 3 patriarchs know about me.
I remembered the clock crafting from a documentary I saw. I think it was during a date. Was I the lame kind of guy that thinks a documentary on Swiss Clocks was romantic?
How to know the exact day and hour? Thanks to my overcheated power that will defeat the Sage Emperor of course.
So now the barbarians have the concept of time. They won't need to read their cup of tea or palm or whatever. Y're welcome.
What I'm planning next is to join the Alchemy Association to cut Nie Li's off.
I plan to take everything so I can't have a 300 years old lolicon undermine my plan. I plan to corner him, take everything that should be his and watch him fall.
Yes, I have made my mind. I'm gonna live up to my name and rule them all like a king, no like a sovereign, no I SHALL RULE THEM LIKE ZLATAN.
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