The demon lord looked at him and then looked elsewhere as though she was embarrassed. "Umm... Would you please stop looking at me like that?" she said... Embarrassed to the point of killing herself...
---Uhm... Sorry?
----I SAID DON'T LOOK AT ME!! Idiot...
Well... I guess I owe an explanation... I made making the demon lord fall for the main character really really hard... Like... Really hard... So much so, that her preferences are Demon girls... The exact opposite of how the main character is supposed to be... And... That's how my character becomes the secret villain... She is her wife... And... If you somehow get the demon lord to like you, you'll have to fight her... So... Yeah... This works to my advantage... Now... It's all upto my pick-up lines...
---Oh... Sorry for looking at you... You just looked so beautiful that I couldn't look elsewhere...
----Wha---
---You looked so gorgeous in that red dress that I couldn't divert my eyes...
----IDIOT!!
--Why are you guys flirting?
----WE'RE NOT FLIRTING!! I DON'T EVEN LIKE THIS GIRL!! SHE IS JUST STANDING IN THE WAY OF MY MISSION!!
And... Then I went flying... I don't know what I did wrong... Like... I believe what I was saying was romantic... But... Seems like she didn't like what I said... Maybe I should've called her an angel... Or wait... That would be speciest... Why should a beautiful woman be called an angel anyways...? I believe in demon supremacy...
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Wait... What happened to the princess? Did she get kidnapped? And... If that's the case, then I'll have to look for the Ancient Magus who will summon the hero... It would be problematic if he got summoned... After defeating the demon lord, he would kill all the demons, so I would either have to live my life in hiding, or I will have to become a part of the hero's harem... But... I'm a straight guy... So... I would feel weird being "connected" to him... Or wait... I've read many doujinshis where someone who gets transported to a woman's body becomes a woman mentally... So... Would I enjoy being a part of the hero's harem...? I... Am confused... But... I know something... I don't enjoy it now... So... I'll find the ancient magus... So... I shall set forth on a journey... But... This forest is very big... So... I'll tell you guys the backstory of the Demon Lord in the meantime...
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The Demon Lord was a lowly succubus... The only thing she could do as a succubus was charm people... But... Most succubuses have to work in *cough* bad *cough* places... But... She wasn't interested in that sort of thing... And... Working there made her realize that men were trash... So... She hates them... Anyways... Back to the story... She left the place... And she had to offer herself up to survive outside because she could do nothing else... But... One day she met a woman... Who took her in... Taught her magic... And took care of her... She was a good woman who took care of her because she couldn't take care of her daughter.... And... According to the lore... She was my mother... But I never met her because I was out on an adventure with my father... But... One day... My father was hit by a gush of wind and his umbrella blew away... So... He was exposed to the Sun and died... And... Speaking of death... My mother died yesterday... Not my mother in real life... My mother here... She died at the hands of a human... So... The Demon Lord... Who is now strong because of my mother... Kidnapped the princess to declare was against the humans... So... Yeah... Thousands of humans and demons will die just because my mother died... And... What am I doing here? Running away from bugs cuz apparently, even though I'm in another world, my fear of bugs isn't gone... Maybe because it's psychological....
He was seen running through the forest while screaming "Bugs!! Bugs!!". A woman noticed that and used some kind of magic on him. And out of her wand came out some kind of weird colored liquid.
---EH?!