---EH?!
-Uhm sorry...?
---WHAT IS THIS?! I CAN FEEL MY SKIN PEELING OFF!!
-Oh... It's not that bad actually... Like... You can easily wash it off at a river... You don't even have to scrub that hard...
---Wait... I just got an acid immunity skill level up...
-That's good for you... I've had it since birth... Because my mother was an alchemist and she drank some acid when I was inside her...
---I didn't need to hear your backstory... But... Thanks I guess... So... Where is the closest river? I hope it's close-by since I can't handle this pain anymore...
-Ah... There is no river in this forest...
---EH?!
WHY WOULD SOMEONE DESIGN A FOREST AND FORGET TO KEEP A RIVER?! WHAT KIND OF NOOB WOULD DO THAT?! OH WAIT!! I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING!! MY PARTNER!! SHE DID THE LANDSCAPE!! SHE OFFERED ME A CORN-CHICKEN PIZZA!! AND I LET HER CREATE THE LANDSCAPE!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! WHY IS IT SO EASY TO BUY ME?! CURSE YOU PIZZA DELIVERY GUY!! I DON'T KNOW WHY!! BUT CURSE YOU!! Uhm... Ah... I feel a lot better now... Anyways... Seems like this is the end... I'm gonna die here now... There is no hope left for me... I didn't think my otherworldly adventure would end with me being killed by acid... I will miss my short-lived life here... I wonder if I could've done better... Well... There's no meaning now... I'll just die here... In pain and agony... In front of the ancient magus... The strongest mage in the whole world... Man... She looks good in blue... I made her wear blue because she's a water mage... But oh well... Nothing matters now... I just wonder whether I could've had a harem in this world... But it seems like it can never happen... I will just die because the ancient magus threw acid at me, while I was busy running away from bugs... I wonder if it could've gone a bit better if I had no fear of bugs... But... I find myself wondering something... Was it all worth the pizza? I wouldn't have died if not for the pizza... So... Was the pizza good? I can't decide... It was good... But... Is it better than living in this world?
-Umm... Are you okay?
---Do I seem like I am? You just threw acid at me... It's crawling into my skin...
-I'm sorry... I mistook you for a bandit... Because you were running so fast while chanting bugs like the last survivor of a cult that prayed to bugs which got destroyed by the Demon Lord... And that incident brought despair into your life which got you onto the wrong path and you became a bandit---
---Don't you think there's something much more important?
-Oh yeah... How could I not realize that... The Demon Lord would never wipe out cults...
---Wow... Your thought process is similar to mine...
-Ah... Thanks for the compliment...
---That wasn't a compliment... Oh well... I guess my last words would be me roasting myself...
-Umm... Okay....?
---Don't you feel bad for killing me?
-Your last words changed...
---THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!
-AH!! I SEE!! You want me to say sorry so that your spirit can rest in peace after you die because you would feel remorse towards me if not for that...
---Ugh... It doesn't even matter now... Does it? I don't have anything against you... I guess I deserved it... I guess I deserved to die... Ah... I can feel my eyes closing... I can't hold on any longer...