"Growden's 18th son is Black and White. The Growden family is the only people still alive that can say, we wanna beat nigga's ass again. He was mistreated by the family and disowned by his father."
"Ok."
"Then his crazy African mother drowned her son so he could escape."
Curtis bats an eye, "Escape what?"
"Escape slavery!" exclaims Fredrick. "The woman didn't have good sense. Like Dimos Growden, his daddy called him an epitaph." he trails off. "nigger…"
"What the hell is an epitaph nigger?" questions Curtis.
"Noboedy Growden had a weird ass birthmark--I cannot believe I have to tell you this."
"Why not!"
"Noboedy is a weird bitch. He has the number nine on him. Niggas say it's a birthmark, some say his ass is branded."
I'm so tired. "What does nine mean?"
"Well, personally, I think it's the Antichrist because nine upside down is six."
"Wow…" groans Curtis. "And two and five look the same."
"Almost," Fredrick agrees. "Two upside down loos like fivebut arguments raise that two looks like seven and seven looks like an L. Then five looks like two; but could also be a question mark. And to a certain degree it looks like nine."
"What the hell." I mutter.
"That's an old password…" says Curtis.
"Yeah…" Fredrick sulks. "It is…"
"What!"
Fredrick sighs. "It's a password, sometimes after being raped, I like to walk and I think this one of the houses to the church."
"What does that mean?"
"I sold my soul… I went to jail for three months for a hit and run in a parking lot." Fredrick eyes me. "I remember being in Virginia and I was drunk off my ass. Had some weed but I don't blame the green." he chuckles.
I march towards Fredrick. "Excuse me nigga!"
"I'm sorry! I was Drunk!"
I throw my hand, targeting where his nose should be. His skull cracks, he's a zombie and all the blood is dried up. "What's keeping you!"
"Nothing! They put me here--"
"That means you work with magic!" I grab his neck. "Confess bitch!"
"Ok! Ok!" his bones rattle. "Aleigha beat the shit outta me. I'm a pastor and I took the offer Mable gave me."
"So you a rapist. And you standing here complaining about it…" Curtis states. "Aleigha is a bitch. He choked the fuck outta me. I couldn't stop thinking about what I did!"
I shake his neck. "What else!"
"I didn't see Shikki's face. Aleigha didn't wanna hear any of it. Mable said she was a midget!"
"My mother is at least six feet!"
Fredrick screams, "I didn't know!"
"Why the fuck you take the damn offer!"
"And you a priest, foreshame." Curtis clicks his tongue. "You raped her!"
"I did not!"
"You did!"
"I didn't--" I throw Fredrick at Curtis. I bare my teeth, I'm ready to bite. "What the fuck is going on!"
Curtis pushes Fredrick off of him. "Magna just listen!" I put my boot in his neck. "Fuck all of that!" Enough confusion. "You talk about wanting this damn house. You know what I want?" I press my foot on his throat. "I want blood and soul!"
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We snuck into the house and I buried July in some brushes. I got a little magic in me from a ring Curtis made. He said he had about ten left.
I thought somebody would have known we were gone last night but nobody was moving but us. We even buried Fredrick, just in case. Curtis said he put Dexter back in the tub.
In the morning, as usual we starved to death. We sat down for breakfast, the server, zombies; gave us our plates covered. I removed the cover, we're having chilli dumplings and bacon. I cut one of the dumplings, there are crispy jalapenos inside.
Curtis had bruises and bites, he slowly eats while sneering at me. Like I give a fuck. "How is this breakfast?" Rank brings into question. "I hate it here. We never have pancakes, we have eggs but it's with chitlins. I want toast with jelly--"
"Just eat… I missed enough days as it is." I say.
"I want food! I'm finna bite somebody!" he throws his napkin on the plate. I hear a rustle in my ear, three echoes come out with heavy guns. Who the fuck gave them that!
The table is silent. I tap Rank's leg, "Shut up and eat…" I mutter. Instead this dumb nigga stands up.
"Rank!"
He's just standing there looking at guns drawn with both eyes. "Can I go to the bathroom?" I wouldn't even ask that.
"No!" demanded the echo. "Sit down!"
Who the fuck gave them Africans guns!
"I have to go to the bathroom--"
"NIGGA SIT DOWN!" I force him in his seat. "DAMN!"
Curtis is looking wide eyed with a line of shine on his forehead. "I just wanna say, thank you for feeding us."
"I want real food!"
Lord have mercy, shut up!
"You have food!" retorts one of the Africans. "Now eat!" he directs with his gun.
I shove a dumpling in my mouth so fast I almost choke. If those niggas find out we was in the backyard…
"I'm hungry!" Rank shouts. "Nigga you got food!" Curtis pleads. "I'm not eatin, I can't see!"
"Yes you can!"
"No I can't! My vision is foggy!"
Maybe it's the nigga in me, but I know he's lying, How can he be so stupid. "Eat!"
"I'm not eatin' I want blood!"
"I said eat nigga!" Rank stands up again. I cover the side of my face. This nigga tried to push pass the echoes. The Echo forces him in his seat, he bolts out of it. "I said sit down!"
My heart is pounding. Rank is belted in his face by the echo. He puts his arms up and kicks him in his knees. Another guard comes and grabs Rank's hands. They both try to make him sit straight in the chair.
Curtis slides his food to the edge of the plate and into his mouth. When they get Rank to sit down, they pick him up by his legs. He shouts, putting a crack in the roof. Ms. Simpson come from upstairs, "He's trouble."
"He won't eat!" states the echo.
"Take him to the second kitchen. Maybe he'll eat by himself." she says.
Today was suppose to be a good day.
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We went working in the gardens today. I cut the creepers, plucked the dates and I did good today. So good, they asked me to mow the lawn. So I had to mow.
Today I found out that the plantation is at least 2533 acres of land. I found out they have chickens and pigs which makes sense. Curtis ate snout once. So side of the plantation was overgrown and lucky enough for me, that's all I had to mow.
Just me.
I mowed about 150 acres out of the whole 2533. While I was mowing I found somebody. They didn't have fangs and their face was pushed in like a pug. They had wrinkles and their mouth was up.
They were the color of charcoal and the foreleg of the right leg was gone. They had a chain around their necks. I went to touch the chain, it was brittle it crumble. Then I saw the green line around his neck.
How long was he out here for that to happen?
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After yard work, we usually eat and go to bed but this time. We had chickpea steak and a cup of orange. When I ate the steak I thought about passing out. I started shaking and I wasn't the only one.
There was a watcher at the table, he reached his head back and seizured on the floor. The way he fell out his chair, sticking his tongue out and gasping.
I should stop eating.
Next, we went into the play area and watched Abner and Friends in the dark. Another vampire had a seizure but they came out of it. Rank didn't return. It was just me and Curtis.
The theme song came on.
[Theme song] He's yellow! A sinner before the lord! But he's got a heart of gold and knows what for! He's a yellow cow and the holiest thing of all! It's Abner, The Golden Cow and friends.
Well that was much shorter. Thank God.
Today's episode is Abner going to a moutain. This cow is fucking scary. He has like two jaws and this large tongue that fills his mouth. His eyes are ready to fall out and his head is massive.
It's hard to look at.
So, Abner goes to this mountain to argue with God and even the goddamn burning bush is there and a fucking fairy comes out the burning bush.
The fairy is fully fucking naked but her thighs are covered in red leaves from the burning bush. And Abner gets scared so he backs away. The fairy says that he will never be a prophet and it isn't until then that I understand the goal of Abner as a character.
So the fairy blatantly cusses him out and him calls him a praiser and a nigger. So God, in a deep ass white man's voice, calls Abner useless and that he will never accept him as a prophet.
I thought that was going to be it until a fucking ken doll with a cut off cow's head that belongs to a figurine. Blows away. Meaning God slapped the shit out of him, and he fell off the mountain and subseqquently founds another cow that looks like the black version of Miss fucking piggy.
This pig is a chocolate milk cow, with wings but she has one eye and straight black hair.
So the black handicap version of miss piggy sees Abner and helps him.
[Jidebah] *uses sign lanuage*
[Abner] I can't understand you.
Using the great fucking power of context clues. Jidebah can't speak. So she tells Abner that she lost her tongue drinking from God's holy springs. The springs turned into blood and her tongue fell out. This was shown in the most horrible ass way.
Like for the most part, Jidebah is display like Abner with softness of Miss Piggy. She's wearing a black hijab but during the scene where we get a flashback of how her tongue fell out of her mouth. We see that Jidebah has the legs of a black woman and a lizard's tail plus she doesn't have a ass crack. Her neck is sown and this ugly startling thing keeps happening where her face is super close to the screen and her black ass is blinking.
I put my head down to recuperate from the shock. So now we continue. Jidebah has no tongue so Abner says he'll give her his tongue. This is such a fucked up episode. They literally start having sex on tv. So you see Jidebah's fucked up body and we Abner with all his fat and pierced nipples. His fucking tail is wagging and the worst part is this Jidebah is on her period and Abner has his lip curled up and snarling at the screen.
I started crying.
So then we get this unnecessary ass close up of Abner putting his tongue down Jidebah's esophagus so SHE CAN TALK WITHOUT A TONGUE!
She starts singing in a melodic voice and once again. The thing happens where they completely break character and you understand that Abner based on the golden calf in the bible is the fucking devil.
[Jidebah] Oh thank you so much. What a kind cow you are.
[Abner] Come with me, I'll give you everything you need. I'll make you my wife to be
[Jidebah] A wife? I could never be a wife
[Abner] Shut up and fuck me!
I wouldn't understand unless I had subtitles. Why am I horny?