"Alternate Earth?"
"Yes Host"
"So Basically, I am not on earth?"
"Yes Host"
"You mean to say I don't know anyone here"
"Most Probably Yes Host"
"What is most probably?"
"It Means, someone you knew maybe on this earth"
"You mean to say I am fucked?"
"Pardon your language but Yes Host"
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inhale, exhale!! It's time to calm down; I should become awesome. I want my stunning beauties.
"So, miss System, how can I become awesome?"
"Host, you cannot become awesome"
My initial reaction was "WTF is going on?"
"Host, you can only get stronger, there is no awesome"
"Leave it System, you won't understand the pain."
"Host Pain Reception is 100% I don't feel any pain going through host"
Her response blew me away..
I took a deep breath and asked, "Just tell me about this planet, and how I can become normal; I don't want to continue to be a monkey."
While I was looking at the lake, I caught sight of my face.
'Well, this monkey is quite handsome,' 'I'm sure a lot of female monkeys will crowd around me."
"Host, this place is also earth, but there are many life forms here."
"That also exists on the earth," I grumbled.
"There are different life all over the earth, including humans, hybrid humans, beasts, and ghosts."
"There are mixed ghosts as well?" I asked her excitedly.
"Yes Host"
Her response made my mouth form an O shape
"What the fuck!!!!!!, how is it possible to fuck the ghost?"
For me, all beauties are the same, whether it is Human or a Ghost
"Well tell me system, are there any beauties in ghost's form," I asked her excitedly.
System:'????? What the fuck'
"Affirmative Host" I can't find any emotion in her voice.
"I have to check it out." I wondered.
When she read my mind, she told me, "Host First will have to undergo First evolution."
"What is the first evolution?" I asked her curiously.
"Host must gain experience by performing tasks."
'Huh??? What the hell, I have to work here?
"Hey Miss System, what are the tasks I have to do, can you give me an example?"
"Affirmative host, For example, Host has to kill the Lion to rule over this Jungle"
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! I was stunned by her response.
"My God, what the fuck is that killing a lion, I've never even killed a chicken in all this time. Are you trying to kill me?" The words echoed within me.
"Negative, I am giving you the most extreme example. By completing tasks, the host can become stronger and kill the Lion"
"Then you don't say I need to fuck monkeys to get stronger?" I thought out loud.
"Affirmative host"
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AAHHHHHHHH!!!! Where are my Beauties...
Our Poor Alan Got the second shock of his life