With my intelligence increased, I can feel that I am the smartest person on this earth. I can't help but think of my future, 'where I will crack some supreme jokes Hehehe'
It was that damn System voice that woke me up.
"The task has been updated, host." She informed me.
My anticipation grew as I thought, "Is it?"
A task option popped into my head.
A new task appeared on the same screen.
The moment I saw the task, I couldn't help but shout, "What the fuck!!! What the hell is this!!!"
"Miss System!! Can I skip this task" I asked anxiously?
Affirmative host, but skipping it has repercussions" She replied emotionlessly
"What will be the consequence?" I have a bad feeling about this.
"Host will lose 2 stat points from each of your stats, and will not receive any tasks for 2 years," she replied
WTF!!! I've been fucked by God. What the hell is that penalty, I'll be eaten like a weak chicken by female monkeys. My reputation will be ruined.
"It seems like you said I ...." I don't even know what to say.
I grumbled, "Why did I become greedy when I was content with my beauties there?" It is a waste of my life to live in this world.
I shook my head in regret and sighed, "Eve, Sandra, Rebecca, I miss all of you."
"Suddenly, I feel like crying. Despite the loss of my parents, I did not cry. There is nobody with me." I started spewing nonsense because of that ridiculous task.
"Host, are you sure you want to skip?" Her emotionless voice woke me up.
Fuck!!!! She won't even let me think.
"Don't worry, I'll finish it. I can't be a monkey jumping here and there for 2 years because of this fucking task." I replied helplessly.
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[3rd Person POV]
Now you guys would wonder why Alan was so depressed. We have to go a few minutes back when Alan saw the task.
When Task Screen Appeared, the task that was written was.
'Task 2: Flirt with a Female Ape'
Alan, who is so awesome, how could he flirt with a female gorilla...
He was frustrated. Where will he find the ape? Where can he get help?
Having roamed and hidden in the jungle for half a day, he saw two apes mating.
His face twitched.
"When she sees me, she will suck me dry. I can't possibly flirt with her."
"No, it can't be true, there goes my image of 28 years" he cried internally
Alan wanted to weep, but his tears also wept. He had nowhere to vent.
Alan was so depressed that he was willing to jump in front of a Female Gorilla to die.