"Hello my name is god," a mysterious entity said. My first question was one of the weirdest things I had ever asked "Wait god with an upper case G or a lowercase g," "It's with a lower case, I have truly no idea if there is a god with a uppercase G," god responded. Okay so this means he might not be an all powerful being "I am powerful enough to hear your thoughts you know," he said. Well might as well ask the most basic b*tch question I could " So g man do I get any wishes or like a wheel of fortune kind of thing,". " You would have gotten wishes however I do like this wheel of fortune idea let's try it out, hmmm what should we roll for first let's start with gender," god said. "Wait that's now how things the wheel works," ding ding ding. He had already rolled it I saw three options no gender, female, and male, god please don't be no gender ( this is fine however this protagonist wants to have a gender it's a matter of opinion) if the world had any fairness I would just be the same gender I had in my previous life the needle it edged of the no gender barley hitting the female, well things could have been worse and I might have a different name so it might not be bad, "Now time to roll on abilities," god said. Finally something normal time to get my system and a harem and chill in immortal bliss, It landed on crystal affinity sense from Mage errant, no this can't happen that's almost entirely useless unless I get the ability control crystal, "Your luck really is horrible isn't it'" he said. "No sh*t Sherlock what gave it away," I responded, "I'll ignore the fact that you said that since I am having a blast with this wheel idea you gave me I and I am going help you by giving you my blessing of luck and narrowing down all the powers to crystal abilities honestly though your luck is an a anomaly even with this blessing your luck will still be pretty bad, but not the worst," he responded in turn. The luck would be nice, but I had a question "Do I keep my memories," I asked. "No," he responded. "Wait I am willing to trade the godly luck bonus to keep my memories please I am begging you loosing your memories is worse than dying," I begged. "It is a horrible exchange for you, but I can sense that you are sure so I will give you some advice that will help you on your journey no matter how bad your luck is if there is no bad outcome your luck won't matter and I will give you all the luck in the multiverse for a one spin you have to tell me before I spin it though," he said. Well it was time for the crystal power spin it landed on basic crystal magic which was about average I mean most of the things one here are average there was no truly bad one, but there where a few amazingly powerful outliers but I had no hope of getting those, "If I am born in a world of magic will I get natural abilities of that world too," I asked. "Yes, but with your luck you will probably get the worst powers," he said. The next role was species he made them all sapient, but the worst one actually seemed to be humans and of course it just barely edged of god and into a basic human well that was to bad should've used the thing on this one. The next spin was the world I was going to land in and of course I didn't use my one luck pass like a fool it landed on Mage Errant and I was elated I loved that book series "Huh that's not that bad it's still one of the hardest worlds to live in and has a super high mortality rate and before you ask I will give you an improved crystal affinity sense," he said in a shocked tone. "Wait seriously it's not the worst one," I said shocked. "I feel the need to warn you that there are only 2 more spins left," he said. Well I had to use it soon, but people sometimes saved the best for last this one was determining what I would be talented in it landed on Will Imbuing it was kinda the worst one because it doesn't really help me till I am actually good at magic. "I wish to use my luck pass," I said with confidence. "You have chosen wisely" I honestly squealed "this roll will decide how hot you look," he said as if he had just announced he had found the cure to cancer. "I wasted it,"I said glumly. "Don't worry it also decides your genetics, how much mana your body will have, how long you will live, and how many natural affinities you will have," he said. "So it's not really that bad," I asked with hope in my heart. "No it's not the worst or the best all of these are useful so there was no bad option," he said. The wheel was spinning and I had luck on my side for this one time and it landed on the best option, I will have large mana reservoirs, four affinities not counting my crystal one, I am very hot that might actually be a bad thing, and I will be part of a noble family which can come with ups and downs because assassins.