My life is weird.
I don't know if you know how big that word can mean. But if you do then great, though I will specify what I mean.
Weird is a word that can be used in a variety of ways. This is partly because of the language known as english. Words can be expressed in a large amount of ways, and just one sentence can mean something completely different from something else.
Though I guess since I am an unprofessional comedian I need to tell a joke. What does a lumberjack use on their arms after a shower? The answer is axe deodorant, and yes I'm not serious.
See you next time on The Joke Is Not Funny.