Kibe: All I have to do is to drink the drug, right?
* He is in his home*
*The drug is in his right hand*
*A glass of water is on top of the table*
Kibe: Well, here goes nothing.
*He throws the drug into his mouth and drinks water*
Now to wait.
Kibe: Never mind, I'm tired. I'll go to sleep.
April 27, 20XX
7:00 AM
*Kibe wakes up*
Why can't I see anything? What's this on my face?
*He touches what's on his face*
Hair? Huh?
*He sets aside his hair and looks at it*
This... is my hair? IT WORKED!
Kibe: Wait, I need to see it in the mirror.
* He goes to the bathroom*
Kibe: Woah... This is pretty long. Too long in my case. It reaches all the way to my knees. It seems like I have to cut some part of it.
*He grabs a pair of scissors*
Maybe, I should keep it...
*Snip*
*His hair falls*
Kibe: Like that. Just as long as my shoulders. And put the hair in front to form long bangs.
Lookin' like a degenerate, Kibe.
Kibe: Nice, nice.
It's not like the people would notice my presence at school,11 so I think it's fine for me to have hair as long as this.
8:15 AM
*At the classroom*
Kibe: In hentai, the work does itself, so all I have to do is to wait.
*Bell rings*
*Break time*
Nothing happened.
Kibe: I'll keep waiting. I can't see properly, but I should manage.
It's hot, but I'll persevere.
*Bell rings*
Nothing happened. I think I'll probably encounter someone on the way home.
4:45 PM
*At his room*
Maybe tomorrow.
April 29, 2021
7:00 AM
Kibe: NOTHING HAPPENED! WHY? I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT! I DID THE HAIRSTYLE RIGHT!
Wait, isn't my hairstyle a bit too straight?
Kibe: F*CK! THAT MUST'VE BEEN IT!
I'll just mess it up.
*He sighs*
Would it still even work?
*Phone vibrates*
Huh?
Kibe: What is this?
HUH? OKADA-SAN?! HOW? I DIDN'T GIVE HER MY NUMBER!
*Phone vibrates*
What's this?
*He reads the message*
Kibe: I stole your phone during the time you asked me to give the pill.
THAT B*TCH!
*Phone vibrates*
Kibe: I added your number. Don't worry, I gave your phone back as you can see.
DON'T STATE THE OBVIOUS!
*Phone vibrates*
Kibe: Don't forget to come this 8:00. School.
What time is it?
Kibe: 7:07 AM. I still got around an hour to go. Guess I'll get prepared.
7:47 AM
*He goes outside with his clothes typically used at home*
I don't need to dress all fancy. I'm not dressed to impress.
Kibe: It sure is hot with this hair. And the sun's shining a bit brighter than before.
Hm. The skin of the people seems more... different... in a way.
Kibe: How do I say this? A bit more... hue? No, I don't think so. Saturated. Yeah. Wait, was it always this saturated?
Wait, doesn't hentai have more saturated colors than anime?
Kibe: My hair... is taking effect?
*He arrives at the park near the school*
*Many children are playing*
There sure are a lot of children.
*A little girl comes close to him*
Little Girl: Onii-chan, come play with us.
Kibe: Oh sorry little girl, I have to go meet someone.
Little Girl: Can I come to your home, onii-chan?
A flag.
Kibe: Um, you should be careful about what you say here. There are dangerous people here.
Little Girl: But I want to go onii-chan.
Kibe: Sorry, but I have to go.
*He runs away*
Little Girl: ONII-CHAN!
NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. I'M NO LOLICON! NO WAY AM I HAVING MY FIRST TIME WITH A KID!
7:53 AM
*He arrives at the school*
It's starting to take effect, could it have affected anyone I'm near in any way?
*He goes up the stairs and is in front of the door to the Science Lab*
*He gulps*
I hope I'm not late.
*He opens the door hesitantly and thrusts it open quickly*
Kibe: Yo.
*He sees Okada sitting in a chair with a table in front of her*
*She breathes frantically*
Okada: Hello *breathes frantically* Kibe.
Kibe: H-Hello.
What's wrong with her? Why is she breathing like that?
Kibe: So uh, why did you decide to call me out here IN GOLDEN WEEK!
Okada: You see monkey *breathes frantically*, I've been researching something else besides our research on time.
Kibe: Don't call me monkey, wh*re.
Her cheeks are reddish-pink and so are her lips, the sun shines bright on her hair, and she keeps breathing weirdly. Something's wrong.
Okada: That was what I thought.
Kibe: Thought? Why is it in past tense?
Oh cr*p, I feel uneasy.
*She breathes more frantically*
Kibe: Uh, Okada-sensei?
Okada: Sit down.
*Kibe and Okada look at each other*
*Okada blushes*
Why is she blushing? She keeps blushing.
Okada: Is it alright if I prepare some refreshments?
Kibe: S-Sure.
Preparing drinks in a Science Lab is odd. Refreshments usually mean tea in anime, so I think it's best to expect some, though I do wonder what it tastes like since I've never had some myself.
Okada: It's ready.
*Okada is holding a tray and two fancy cups filled with hot brown tea*
*The tray is then placed onto the table*
So this is what tea looks like. It's colored brown, nothing unusual.
Okada: Don't be shy, go ahead and drink some.
*Okada sips her tea for a few seconds and proceeds to put it back on the table*
Kibe: Hmm...
Wait, what is that strong scent? That smells like... a mixture of vanilla and chocolate chips. Where is it coming from? It's near me.
*He looks at the tea and sniffs it*
Kibe: It smells really good! I didn't know tea could smell this good. Thanks, Okada.
*Frantic breathing*
Okada: UHH, I CAN'T HOLD BACK ANY LONGER!
*She pushes Kibe and he falls to the ground*
Kibe: ACK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
*He proceeds to look at Okada who was now on top of him*
EEEEK!
*His face is filled with shock and fear*
Okada: Take off your clothes.
Kibe: WHAT? NO! GET OFF ME!
*He tries to push Okada*
DAMN, SHE'S STRONGER THAN I THOUGHT!
Kibe: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DID THAT TEA DO SOMETHING TO YOU?
*She breathes much more*
Okada: Come on now, don't be shy.
THAT WAS A YES.
Kibe: Don't tell me... DID YOU ACTUALLY TRY TO USE AN APHRODISIAC ON ME?
Okada: Haah... *breathes* Haah... *breathes*
It's no use. She's already been consumed by her own aphrodisiac. Wait, isn't this a good thing for me? I'm about to have my first time taken by a total hottie.
*He looks at Okada who's removing the buttons on his shirt*
THIS IS A GOOD THING, RIGHT?
*He looks at Okada who's reaching out to his belt*
NO, I CAN'T DO THIS!
*He pushes Okada and she falls*
*Kibe proceeds to run outside the door in a dash*
Kibe: NO NO NO NO. THIS IS WRONG! WHY HER TOO?! AHHH! WHAT KIND OF HUMAN CAN DO SUCH A THING AS DOING IT IN A SCIENCE LAB?!
*He proceeds outside the school*
Kibe: Oh no.
*He sees the surroundings around him show women clinging onto hairy fat men and little girls following a man*
NO NO NO. THIS IS TOO MUCH. THIS IS TOO...
Kibe: Unethical...
*He proceeds to walk*
Calm down, you can survive this. I just need some scissors and cut this damned hair.
*He looks around*
Kibe: There are no scissors.
*He walks through a crowd of women*
I can notice it...
*He proceeds to look down*
THE INCREASE IN SIZE OF CUPS.
*He sweats nervously*
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M PASSING THROUGH G CUPS. However, if I take a look or a peek even once.
*He gulps*
My virginity is as good as gone.
Kibe: I need to pass through without even having to take a peek not once.
*The crowd of women dissipates and he passes through a narrow road*
Kibe: I'm safe.
Girl 1: Excuse me!
*Crackle*
*He proceeds to look to his left*
What the f*ck is this?
*There is a girl stuck in the hole in the wall, her upper half is shown to him while the lower half is on the other side of the wall*
How did she get in th-
Kibe: Nope.
*He leaves and proceeds through the narrow road*
8:05 AM
*He arrives at his home*
Is it me or did the road to home feel longer?
Kibe: AHHHHH~ I'm just glad to be home.
*He takes off his shoes*
Nakatani: Onii-chan~♥!
*He looks at Nakatani*
EHHH???
*Nakatani is wearing an apron only, nothing else*
*Kibe looks away*
Kibe: WHAT ARE YOU DOING NAKATANI?
Nakatani: Onii-chan, would you like a dinner, bath, or...
NOT THIS CR*P! I HATE THIS CLICHE!
Nakatani: ...s*x.
PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Kibe: NOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*He proceeds upstairs and rushes to the bathroom and closes the door behind him*
Kibe: ENOUGH WITH THIS DAMNED HAIR!
*He looks at the mirror and proceeds to cut off his hair*
*A lot of his hair falls off*
*He proceeds to his bed*
*He presses his face onto the bed*
Kibe: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Note: And thus this marks the end of the first ar- I mean the short life of a hentai protagonist's life which has now come to an end.
END OF EPISODE 11