"Why the fuck would you do that?!", shouts Paul as he spits out the vile liquid from his mouth, "Imma fucking kill you! You fucking asshole!", he continues as he stands up in anger. Raising his hands and still giggling, "Relax Paulie, I was just playing around with you. It's liquor, it's liquor! it just taste horrible! Oh man, your face was just way to funny!", says Augustine.
"How do I know you aren't fucking with me?!", shouts Paul still trying to get the taste out of his mouth. Taking a second to think, Augustine finally knows what to do, "Alright, if I take another swig from the bottle, will you believe me then?", he asks Paul. Not entirely convinced, "I have to see the liquid going into your mouth", Paul demands. Confused by what Paul is requesting of Augustine, he asks, "How the hell do you want me to do that? Kill half of it right here?"
"If you must", says Paul with a straight face.
"Are you serious?", flabbergasted asks Augustine.