The cold, salt-filled air conquered Fausto's nose as he walked back to his dorm late at night. His head was filled with all sorts of troubles as well as excitement. Although he didn't make any friends in any of his classes, he tried to not worry himself that much because after all, it was his first day of college. He thought to himself that even if all his classes were lame, it was alright. The classes Fausto had to take first were just general education.
On the asphalt road leading to his dorm, he thought about something that he totally forgot. "My dorm was co-ed", he reminded himself, "Maybe I can sneak a peak of something I'm not suppose to." The idea of seeing some boobs made Fausto happy, at least if he saw something like that, he can say that his day didn't suck.
Suddenly, someone runs past Fausto and grabbing his arm, startling him. His first instincts in an unfamiliar town was, "That's it. Today, totally fucking sucks. First my classes suck, I have no friends and now, I'm getting robbed." But when he looked at who was grabbing his arm, it was the girl from earlier. Fausto gets shocked that a girl, a female, is holding on to his arm without him trying to do anything. He thinks to himself, "Can this girl... can this girl... be a secret admirer!" Fausto begins to become flustered as his imagination begins to take a hold of him. Then in a quiet voice, the girl says, "Hey... can you pretend to be my boyfriend..."
Fausto is taken aback by her saying that but most importantly the word, pretend, rang in his head. He looks forward and nods in head. However, in the inside, he thinks, "Pretend? Why pretend? How do I do that? What do boyfriends do? I know, they kiss!"
While Fausto walks with the mysterious girl, he starts to formulate a plan to when he should strike with his lips. But before he can lay his fat, juicy lips on her rather than lips, she begins to speak to him.
"Please help me."
Fausto is confused and asks, "from what?"
"Behind us."
Hot in their trail, a man is walking behind them. Fausto begins to understand, what is going on. He thinks, "There's a creep stalking her and she grabbed my arm to make it seem like I would protect her. Oh man, that makes me feel like a real hero but wait. How big is that guy? I've never been in a fight!" Fausto turns around to get a good look at the guy and it is the same boy from earlier in the day too. He turns around scared,"Oh man, that guy is built like two of me, maybe even three. The guy looks like uses tree logs for tooth picks! No way I can beat him in a fight."
As Fausto begins to sweat from nervousness, he can hear the guy calling from behind them.
"Rachel! Rachel! Come back I was playing!"