From Superhero Number One, The Son of The Gun:
To tell you how surprised I am that I was chosen to write about the battle in Kansas would be an understatement. Druk and I never have gotten on well … at all! In fact, I think he is a young pompous fool! Regardless, he is on my side, the side of the light and goodness, so I bring you the story of The Tremendous Trio's battle in the Midwest! And I will deliver to you this account as detailed as humanly possible. Superhumanly possible that is!
Well, I suppose you ascertained that I survived the said battle. And, of course, Druk survived his battle. That will be brought to you by himself soon enough! I suppose I guessed right in thinking his tale would be the first told of the Four Great Battles of the United States. After all, Druk is certainly more likely to hold his dragon, and the other dragon's in higher esteem than us superpowered humans.
Enough of my angst about Druk! Without any further ado, let's begin!
