Riding my horse swiftly through the brush, naked as could be, and carrying a great broad sword is how I used to live, eons ago, with the hope of finding a young lady to become my wife and companion for all of time. I spend many years like this, sometimes even doing naughty things. I know good and evil, and I especially know everything in between!
I am Koschei, The Immortal!
And I never found a lady willing to stay with me. The last of which was the hardest, Cahoki, the friend of Druk, The Thunder Dragon! A mistake to try to woo her into with my charms. She's too hardened, too smart, and way beyond my prince charming tactics of an olden time.
