Today is 8th of January, 2010. Compliment of the yuletide season and happy New Year were the greetings in vogue. We hugged each other as we were so filled with the spirit of celebration and love.
I returned to my relaxing spot after Morning Prayer. The prayer was a little bit longer. Microsoft Office Instructor came to drag me to the front office where others were seated discussing. She announced that it's her food I would be eating throughout this new year, so she brought out her food, but before she could open it, Kinky had reached my right hand and dragged me saying "Don't let anybody buy you over with food. If it is not my food, nobody can give you food in this office."
So they started arguing and other male colleagues were like "Is it only Segun that knows how to eat food in this office?" I said "It is okay, I will eat both, so there is no need for the argument." Microsoft Office Instructor brought her food forward to feed me but I said "That will be after my morning class"
I left for morning class and returned with many gifts that I shared with my colleagues. Kinky came to ask if I was serious about what I said concerning the food issue but I made her to realise that Microsoft Office Instructor was not her rival and could not be her rival. I made her to understand that Microsoft Office Instructor was like an elderly sister to me and….. She interrupted me by saying "Is it because you have portable stature that makes you think she would be so older than you? Bet it with me she cannot take four (4) years from you and if so, you are still in the same age range. Besides, if you issue her INSERT statement, will it not penetrate? So don't tell me nonsense." "Okay I have heard, I will be more careful but don't fight her on anything, you know she is your best friend." I replied. "Should I bring you my food or will you go and eat your sister's?" She asked with frowned face. I looked at her face and smiled. She said "Talk now." So I replied her by saying "You are too envious for my penchant. If I don't eat your food, whose food will I eat?"
She was like "when did you start using my grammar - the penchant?" "The grammar I used to abuse Centre Manager the day he attacked you is what you are now using against me. You this man stole my heart to the extent I ignored the person I was dating in Lagos before coming here, you stole my trust, my life and now my grammar. What else are you planning to steal If I may ask you lover boy?" She asked.
I stood up and placed my hands around her waist as I said "I never knew I was a thief who steals human organs and parts but now that you have made me to know my real identity, the entirety of you is what I'm stealing next." So we started kissing and kissing till The Microsoft Office Instructor caught us red-handed. She coughed and when we were ascertained that she was the one, we smiled as Kinky started kissing me again. Then she said "Well done two lover birds but before you start the second (2nd) half, Centre Coordinator wants to see Kinky for an important message."
Kinky shrugged and angrily asked "What for?" The Microsoft Office instructor said "It seems like I and Centre Coordinator are going out on official duty, so he might want you to stay in the Front Office as the receptionist didn't come today." Kinky reluctantly asked if she was really sure because The Microsoft Office Instructor had once played prank on her. Microsoft Office Instructor looked at her from head to toe and said "I can see that you are so lost in this mouth clinching game that you have forgotten you are still at work. Will you come and answer The Centre Coordinator, the unscrupulous lover girl?" Microsoft instructor replied and added "In case you don't want to leave your partner in crime stranded, I can take over your position in the game." The Microsoft Office Instructor caressed my cheek and said "Isn't that so lover bo…" Before she could finish, Kinky dragged her along to the front office. I went for my afternoon class and returned to my relaxing spot expecting Kinky but she didn't show.
After a while, Kinky sent me an SMS saying "I know you must have finished your afternoon class, I can see your students thronging out now. I'm alone at front office and I missed you, please come and keep my company."
I rushed to the front office and sat on the three-seater chair adjacent to her seat, she turned her seat to face my direction and deliberately opened her two legs wide as she conversed with me.
At that point, I could not make sensible conversations as my eyes intermittently go through her opened legs. I didn't want to go and meet her there because there were students in the class behind her seat and it's demarcated with transparent glass half way up. She realised that I didn't want to come, so she called me by saying "Are you feeling shy lover boy? Come over let me show you something on my phone." I stood and went closer but she whispered saying "You are with your baby now, feel free to do any crazy thing you envisage to do to me. Nobody would know as we would pretend to be watching stuff on my phone, not even the students behind us will know." I whispered saying "You made me do crazy things and this one is the craziest of them all." My finger crawled toward her lower chamber to penetrate into the red tunnel, slightly massaging the clitoris for I wouldn't want to deflower her like that. Then her mood was tuned to lewd frequency as the finger reached the core region but not deep enough to deflower her.
On my way home, my phone fell and I stepped on the phone unknowingly as I struggled to enter into a cab. One of the people that struggled to enter the cab with me saw the phone on the road and picked it as he entered the cab. He gave me the phone but the screen was nothing to write home about, it was damaged immensely.