"We gather here now because of an issue plaguing society today. Union is found upon more than ever with everyone wanting to become one and accepting everyone for who they are no matter what they define as. I am here to say that before we can face that issue we need to figure out if male and female can coexist together smoothly.
Yes, history has shown that it has been difficult coexisting with two sexes in this world but why are there even two sexes in the first place? When God made; He had no intentionts at all to make female. Heck, even all the angels He has made before man were..you guessed it: All male!! In His seven day plan of making the world; females truthfully aren't even in it. They are not in His plans when He made Adam from ground, female was not there when Adam named all the animals, nor was female on this planet for the next few days after the initial Seven days.
One day God saw that Adam was walking around lonely in the Garden and after He concluded that none of the animals were a true match to make Adam so once Adam slept; He cut bone from Adam's body and made a resembilence that looked like man but guess what? He didn't even know what to call the creation He had just made and had to ask Adam what he should call this thing He made. Then not even three months later it was first this new creation God made that ate the apple and started the downfall of sin in every new human being after them. I mean God made her to be a helper to man so when she ate the fruit I'm sure her over protected helpful side that females get of now thinking I wonder if man is getting the nutrition he needs. I'll just give him a bite of this new fruit. That day female was a little bit too protective and helpful if you ask me.``
"Preach it bro. Females goofed everything up. No more questions to answer on that."
"Exactly, and I can only picture God in Heaven scratching His head saying to Himself, 'why did I ever allow myself to create Woman? I've lived with my Son millions of years before earth's plan was even thought of and we kindled happily with men but then You wanted me to step outside my comfort zone and create something new. So I did...and she was perfect. She was so perfect in fact that I grew tired of making stuff with my own hands and gave her the high honor of reproducing her own kind. Jesus, I sware that on the seventh day I was just out of it that I slept all day. Now I don't know about you but when someone sleeps all day it's because they just worked nonstop all week and decide that if they stay in bed and sleep all day long then nothing can worsen my energy if I just stay in this one place.
Then a few days later after woman was created; she was the one who caused darkness and then convinced man to do the same. Maybe I made her too helpful, You think? I just know that when you draw outside the lines of your creativity then things tend to get blotchy. So I was thinking that we watch how civilization grows for a few years then if it ever gets too dark, You'll have to go down there and fix everything. Can you do that for me?"
"Let me get one thing clear first Father. Don't put this all on me for everything. You saw Adam's loneliness and it was your choice to draw outside the lines so you could find him a suitable match. Then it was You who lost your anger and patience by sending in the flood thinking you could destroy it all. I don't really know if I want to go down there or not. Why me?"
"Son, if there were another way then I desperately would; but this is the only way. The reason You have to go down there is because you're perfect. You are more perfect than women and You have never done anything wrong all that I've known you. It hurts me too but to make something right, you need a perfect offering to settle the score. Don't worry son; in three days I'll raise you back up here to sit with me once more. Ohh and Jesus, one more thing."
"Yes Father?"
"When you tell people to write sections of the Bible remember not to include any of what just happened now okay. Can you do that?"
"Will that be all sire?"
"That will be all."
"I will have to have time to think about it. Isn't there anyone else?"
"I'm sorry but none is as perfect or dear to me than you."
"Not my will but yours be done."
"That's the spirit, my boy. See you in the morning to go into further detail on our plans."
"That's all true but little did Jesus know that His Father meant He would raise His son up three days after He served thirty some years on earth and then died!!"
"Yea, God may have left that little bit of information out but that's not the point. We need to bring this back onto what we are doing here. Why are women here and why does Shadow keep bringing them in? Is he sorry that it was on our shoulders and not Gods that for centuries men have found out the truth of the apple and demoted women down under everyone else as punishment for what they did. Men, if God made us to be in His image then why did he give us a brain if He didn't have one personally Himself to make choices with. I am here today to say that even Gods strong and powerful also make mistakes and just as God forgives us everytime we are wrong then we should also forgive Him. That's how a relationship works right? So if that's what He wants us to be to Him then in a relationship one is not the dominator and the other; one who keeps receiving gifts and forgiveness from the other. Why don't we ever ask God how His day was and if He feels sorry for anything then forgiving Him and saying it will be ok just like He says to us?
"So what shall we do?"
"Well, we should forgive God for His mistake then go back to treating women the way He wanted us to treat them."
"Sir, you do know that that will require a lot of work and effort on our part to do. And also this will show that God is not as perfect as we think the word pefect should be taken."
"No, this will cause a great ripple but His ways are not our ways nor our thoughts His thoughts. Even He gave all angels minds and brains to think for themselves so that could mean everyday that a potential new falling star could rise up. Let's not think of that but more on who the people in the Bible God called perfect. We have David who God says was a man after His own heart and perfect. We have Job who He says is perfect. We have Abraham who He also says was perfect; and the list goes on and on but how can He call all of these people perfect when we review their life and see that they did some very wrong messed up things. The reason He called them perfect is that everytime they wronged and turned away; they turned right back to Him and said sorry."
"Wait, the Bible says God is perfect and blameless. No one can compare to Him no not one. So if we have been indeed defining the word perfect in the wrong sense then what does that make of God?"
"I know I know this is a lot to take in at once but when the Bible defines God's perfectness it says that perfect means God is the same God from day one, day two, day three, and every day and year since. He will remain perfect until the end of time. So maybe to understand the word perfect we need to relate that word with the word unchanging because they do go hand in hand. Unchanging means that even if you take countless side streets, bad paths, or wrong decisions; you always immediately turn back to who you are by not letting those moments define the true you."
"Hoof. I see Shadow is not the only one not afraid to tackle big moves and changes. His ideas must have rubbed off on you."
"What can I say, Shadow's not the only one with an ever-changing brain."
"So what should we do next time we see a woman?"
"Shh.. get down. I hear footsteps approaching this way so we are about to find out!!"